Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[milla]

He bossed Denmark around, when Armenia won 4-0 in Denmark and he's good in FM13, we all know FM13 is used by scouts all over the world. + He was topscorer for Shaktar Donetsk, despite being a midfielder.

Apparently Dortmund paid Shaktar £25 million for his services, must be very good then lol :coffee:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Haha them hitler things are funny. It is still 2008, right?

Three years witout a sniff of a trophy.

Fuck you Wenger! :angry:

[Boss]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/new-team-same-issues-gervinho-misses-2-clear-1-on-1s-on-roma-debut-v-verona/

Can't believe we got money for him.

Wenger :bow: :bow:

[Munchies]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/new-team-same-issues-gervinho-misses-2-clear-1-on-1s-on-roma-debut-v-verona/

Can't believe we got money for him.

Wenger :bow: :bow:

£8m aswell :lol:

Saw this on that site aswell :haha:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQ05465CMAEsXAs.jpg:large

[Nayan]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/new-team-same-issues-gervinho-misses-2-clear-1-on-1s-on-roma-debut-v-verona/

Can't believe we got money for him.

Wenger :bow: :bow:

at 3-0 up, even carlos vela can score them when its that far gone

[Cripps_orig]

Gervinho :haha:

[Syn]

:haha:

That second one was horrendous. Classic Gerv.

[Niall_Quinn]

We DON'T have Gervinho and we DO have Ozil. Wow, it doesn't really get any better.

But wait, we DON'T have Chamakh either!

[Cripps_orig]

We DON'T have Gervinho and we DO have Ozil. Wow, it doesn't really get any better.

But wait, we DON'T have Chamakh either!

We have someone worse in Bendtner and Sanogo though

[JonasTC]

We have someone worse in Bendtner and Sanogo though

We still got rid of 90% of our shit and signed a world class player... I think we should ban the name B*endtner in here, so he cant be mentioned anymore. Then everything is good :D

[milla]

We still got rid of 90% of our shit and signed a world class player... I think we should ban the name B*endtner in here, so he cant be mentioned anymore. Then everything is good :D

Bendtner:title:

[Munchies]

@TheRealEbouee

So @FloydMayweather is going to make 45million dollars for a fight . Win or loose ? Wow ! I chose the wrong career

:haha:

[Ernesto]

Today's featured article on Wikipedia :bow:

[GP]

Anyone watch that Fans Forum thing on arsenal.com?

Anyone know why Tom Watt doesn't host any more?

[Grebbo]

Anyone watch that Fans Forum thing on arsenal.com?

Anyone know why Tom Watt doesn't host any more?

Because he has a face for radio?

[Marc Overmars]

Am I right in thinking the Arsenal Red Lite membership is exactly the same as the full version, except you don't get the members pack?

[GP]

Am I right in thinking the Arsenal Red Lite membership is exactly the same as the full version, except you don't get the members pack?

That's right. You also don't get to meet Letters, so it balances out.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

:lol: Letters.

awful Maccy.

[Munchies]

You could also have a look at this MO , ticket share thing on twitter:
https://twitter.com/arsenal_tickets

Just make sure you don't buy off a twat, bought a ticket last season on face value off someone outside the ground with no problems.

I keep putting off getting a red membership :doh:

[Marc Overmars]

Bought 2 Red Lite memberships for me and my mate, £26 each via direct debit which is not bad really.

I'll just have to remember to cancel at the end of the season. :coffee:

[Niall_Quinn]

What is a Red Lite membership? I could look it up I suppose but I'm as lazy as Cripps.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

What is a Red Lite membership? I could look it up I suppose but I'm as lazy as Cripps.

A type of dhansak served in the western countries.

[Niall_Quinn]

A type of dhansak served in the western countries.

£26??? Sounds like a rip-off.

[milla]

£26??? Sounds like a rip-off.

it is 26p in Delhi. :coffee:

[Niall_Quinn]

it is 26p in Delhi. :coffee:

Excluding the rail fare to Birmingham.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

it is 26p in Delhi. :coffee:

Cripps made the recipe in the valleys of the ganges :coffee:

[milla]

Excluding the rail fare to Birmingham.

No need, it comes with free delivery to your door. :coffee:

[milla]

Cripps made the recipe in the valleys of the ganges :coffee:

There is no better place tbh, fresh ingredients from Ganges. :coffee:

[Xhaka Can’t]

£26??? Sounds like a rip-off.

It comes with all the Cobras you can drink.

Which is no doubt still a bad deal for southern softies.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arteta is on TalkSport after 6pm. Hopefully he will destroy Durham. :pray:

[fakeyank]

Bought 2 Red Lite memberships for me and my mate, £26 each via direct debit which is not bad really.

I'll just have to remember to cancel at the end of the season. :coffee:

Red Lite for 40 odd bucks!?? Would this give me a chance to buy my own tickets?


:run:

[Munchies]

Red Lite for 40 odd bucks!?? Would this give me a chance to buy my own tickets?


:run:

£26 for one :good:

And yep

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Arteta is on now.

[Marc Overmars]

Red Lite for 40 odd bucks!?? Would this give me a chance to buy my own tickets?


:run:

I think it's best you just stay away from now on.

Bought Napoli tickets today. :popcorn:

[LDG]

Arteta is on now.

Did he kill Durham?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sadly not, he was a nice guy.

http://talksport.com/football/exclusive-arteta-ozil-can-inspire-arsenal-premier-league-title-13091359951

[Munchies]

Found my Henry14 Highbury shirt after I thought I lost it in my house for over a year.

:bow:

[Munchies]

Mike Dean is reffing our next premierleague game ... :doh:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUTRqxmIIAASqoZ.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

If Mike Dean referreed us for a whole season we'd finish on 20 points.

It was going so well too. :(

[milla]

Mike Dean is reffing our next premierleague game ... :doh:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUTRqxmIIAASqoZ.jpg

Oh for fuk sake. :banghead:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's from Heswall.

Most people from Heswall have six fingers on each hand.

That might explain it.

[Nayan]

a decent arsenal team wouldnt give a shit who the ref was

[Xhaka Can’t]

Because refs have no influence on the outcome of games? I'm not saying the FA are out to get us, but results under this guy, extrapolated throughout a season have us turning out amongst the lowest points total of any team in PL history.

[Syn]

15 games is a decent sample size too, considering.

But Stoke at home though...it's not even like they bother to break legs any more. Famous last words but it should be comfortable enough.

[Niall_Quinn]

That shouldn't deter us from breaking Dean's legs surely?

[Master Splinter]

Striker crisis averted for Arsenal as Giroud reveals he should be fit for Marseille clash

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2421500/Olivier-Giroud-shake-injury-Arsenal-v-Marseille.html

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Crisis at the Daily Mail as Arsenal crisis fails to materialise. Editor refuses to resign as calls for him to shoot himself in the head mount.

[Munchies]

Cashley cunt being called a cunt by an American chick:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeLQxLiev2w
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2422592/Ashley-Cole-abused-American-woman--VIDEO.html

[Xhaka Can’t]

Congratulations on posting a link to the most annoying youtube clip of all time.

[fakeyank]

Cashley cunt being called a cunt by an American chick:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeLQxLiev2w
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2422592/Ashley-Cole-abused-American-woman--VIDEO.html

'Murica :bow:

[Munchies]

'Murica :bow:

The paps wanted to shag her at the end

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Wow.... obviously it's out of context a little but the girl almost made him seem reasonable.....

[Niall_Quinn]

Cashley cunt being called a cunt by an American chick:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeLQxLiev2w
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2422592/Ashley-Cole-abused-American-woman--VIDEO.html

"...they don't even know how to tip" :haha:

Americans, what are you going to do with them?

[JonasTC]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/fail-ryo-miyaichis-epic-miss-for-arsenal-u21s-v-west-brom/

:doh:

[Penguin]

Cashley cunt being called a cunt by an American chick:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeLQxLiev2w
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2422592/Ashley-Cole-abused-American-woman--VIDEO.html
"I offered you a ride in my car and you forced your way out!"

:blink:
:unsure:

[Özim]

"...they don't even know how to tip" :haha:

Americans, what are you going to do with them?

Americans go mental if you undertip apparently, there's stories of people being chased down the street. To be fair though, those people are put on low salaries and told they make up the rest on tips so if they don't get the right tips it's like they're not getting paid in full.

[Letters]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/fail-ryo-miyaichis-epic-miss-for-arsenal-u21s-v-west-brom/

:doh:
Wow. This just underlines my new theory that footballers are, by and large, shit.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Wow. This just underlines my new theory that footballers are, by and large, shit.

Quinny has brainwashed you

[Özim]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/fail-ryo-miyaichis-epic-miss-for-arsenal-u21s-v-west-brom/

:doh:

I hope the Japanese aren't pinning the future of the national side on him.

[Penguin]

Ryo :haha:

[Nayan]

not often you want to give a DIY* a pat on the back
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-club-doctor-who-helped-save-fabrice-muambas-life-is-nominated-for-award-8823817.html

*1 down: scum, one could say (3)

[The Emirates Gallactico]

I hope the Japanese aren't pinning the future of the national side on him.

Tbf it's no worse than any of Theo's misses on Saturday.

What's more important was the excellent run and touch to get into the position. He's going to be a future star.

[Nayan]

Tbf it's no worse than any of Theo's misses on Saturday.

What's more important was the excellent run and touch to get into the position. He's going to be a future star.

on that basis the comedy clip of Gervinho's roma debut is conclusive proof that we let the next samuel et'oo'ooo-ooo slip through our fingers, like

[Letters]

Tbf it's no worse than any of Theo's misses on Saturday.
It was loads worse.

[Ollie the Optimist]

It was loads worse.


still not as bad as van persies last night.


van persie. what a cunt

[Penguin]

It's almost a carbon copy of Rooney's :lol:

[milla]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2425621/Tottenham-3-Tromso-0--match-report-Jermain-Defoe-nets-twice-Christian-Eriksen-scores-Spurs-goal.html

Hot Gooners bint at Spurs home game :bow:

[LDG]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2425621/Tottenham-3-Tromso-0--match-report-Jermain-Defoe-nets-twice-Christian-Eriksen-scores-Spurs-goal.html

Hot Gooners bint at Spurs home game :bow:

Thap thap thap thap thap thap....

[The Emirates Gallactico]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59ApG-ZK3I


Well he certainly plays a lot better than he sings.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Tbf it's no worse than any of Theo's misses on Saturday.

What's more important was the excellent run and touch to get into the position. He's going to be a future star.

Theo's shots were mostly on target but saved. He should have scored at least once but Sunderland's keeper is surprisingly decent and did well to deny him(even if they are going down imo).

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Eriksen's goal was quite good....

Don't ban me.

[Munchies]

FFS Bendtner :doh:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DC8AE00000578-99_964x430.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DE67A00000578-185_964x665.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DE6BF00000578-863_964x662.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DD8FB00000578-810_964x697.jpg

[Munchies]

Just noticed Chu Chu :haha:

Thought he was dead !

[Marc Overmars]

Bendtner. :lol:

Park. :lol:

Ah we were so close to ridding the squad of all the wasters. Roll on January.

[Munchies]

Bergkamp's autobiography is coming out this week, will be a good read

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RZ1QLz57L._.jpg

[LDG]

FFS Bendtner :doh:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DC8AE00000578-99_964x430.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DE67A00000578-185_964x665.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DE6BF00000578-863_964x662.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426818-181DD8FB00000578-810_964x697.jpg

Fuck. Looks like we had to het some actors in to fill the photo up.

[Zerlathon]

I love the Team photo, where everyone has a serious face on.... Then you have Podolski who has the grin of a man who just let rip a sharp one! ##

[Penguin]

I love the Team photo, where everyone has a serious face on.... Then you have Podolski who has the grin of a man who just let rip a sharp one! ##

Poldi :lol:
:bow:

[Transplanted Gooner]

Bergkamp's autobiography is coming out this week, will be a good read

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RZ1QLz57L._.jpg
Saw some quotes from it. Can't preorder it on amazon for some reason, so I'll make do with getting it for the kindle in the meantime.

[Penguin]

I normally don't touch footballers' autobiographies but I might make an exception for Dennis

[Ollie the Optimist]

I normally don't touch footballers' autobiographies but I might make an exception for Dennis

Henry, Dennis and Arsene's are the only ones i will/would read

[milla]

Henry, Dennis and Arsene's are the only ones i will/would read

What about 'Arry? :coffee:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Does anyone know who the ghostwriter for that is?

Hopefully someone other than Henry Winter...

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Have we recently changed our drinks sponser from Lucozade Sport to Gatorade? Don't really care as long as it means more money for us, but it was odd seeing Flamini drinking a Gatorade during the post match interview.

[JonasTC]

Have we recently changed our drinks sponser from Lucozade Sport to Gatorade? Don't really care as long as it means more money for us, but it was odd seeing Flamini drinking a Gatorade during the post match interview.

I think so, i noticed it at the press conference aswell.

[Marc Overmars]

Could any silver member let me know what the availability is like in the lower tier for the Dortmund game at the moment, fanx.

[LDG]

Could any silver member let me know what the availability is like in the lower tier for the Dortmund game at the moment, fanx.

Nothing left at the moment.....there will be a small allocation for Reds when they go on sale I guess....

[Marc Overmars]

Aye the Red sale is tomorrow. F5 button at the ready.

[Transplanted Gooner]

Latest financial results:
http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/documents/sep_13/gun__1379944719_ARSENAL_HOLDINGS_PLC_Announcem.pdf

Where's Geneva when you need him?
I guess there'll be a new Swiss Rambler post soon.

[Munchies]

Here's a brief outline from SS:

Arsenal have announced a reduced pre-tax profit of £6.7m for the year ending May 31.

The figure is significantly down on the £36.6m made before tax in the previous 12 months, largely owing to reduced profit on player trading (£1.6m from £26.1m in 2012) and an increase in the wage bill (£154.5m from £143.4m in 2012).

Turnover from football was up £7.5m to £242.8m while the club continues to sit on a sizeable cash reserve of £119.7m.

The renewed shirt and stadium sponsorship deal with Emirates, signed in November and worth £30m a year, will be accounted for year-on-year over the course of the contract while the club record signing of Mesut Ozil will form part of next year's balance sheet.

[LDG]

Aye the Red sale is tomorrow. F5 button at the ready.

Norwich has sold out completely already :o

The Özil effect :bow:

[Letters]

Nothing left at the moment.....there will be a small allocation for Reds when they go on sale I guess....
:upset:

[WMUG]

:upset:
What a season to finally give up :pal:

Daddy :bow:

[Letters]

What a season to finally give up :pal:

Daddy :bow:

Innit.

Stupid wife! :angry:

[LDG]

:upset:

There are quite a few in the top tier, so you should be ok as long as Gary gets in nice and early tomorrow.

[Letters]

There are quite a few in the top tier, so you should be ok as long as Gary gets in nice and early tomorrow.
Hope he doesn't work in the Public Sector then :d



Oh :ilt:

[Ollie the Optimist]

basically we have some money. we spent some money on Mesut Ozil. we have some money leftover to buy more players next time.

[LDG]

basically we have some money. we spent some money on Mesut Ozil. we have some money leftover to buy more players next time.

And then we're skint.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

This doesn't include the new sponsorship deals which completely gulf the previous ones we had. I imagine we'll be breaking 300 million revenue next year when those come into effect.

Good to see that we're signing commercial deals with foreign companies to make some money out of our still strong popularity around the world. Lot more work to do till we're at the Mancs level but the signs are good.

[milla]

Aye the Red sale is tomorrow. F5 button at the ready.

Yeah,, you got no F5 button mate. :whistle:

[milla]

There are quite a few in the top tier, so you should be ok as long as Gary gets in nice and early tomorrow.

Are you on season ticket this year? :coffee:

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-MHgrbnLluI

:haha:

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BU3dRtlCEAEnlpf.jpg

[Xhaka Can’t]

Hope he doesn't work in the Public Sector then :d



Oh :ilt:

Phone me before they go on sale. Phone me, e-mail me, phone me and e-mail me.

[LDG]

Are you on season ticket this year? :coffee:

Nah. Sharing a silver and a red, second dibs on a season ticket and another silver.

And brut force :angry:

[LDG]

Phone me before they go on sale. Phone me, e-mail me, phone me and e-mail me.

He should also page you.

Have you got a pager?

[Xhaka Can’t]

Letters, buy me a pager!

But don't page me. After e-mailing and phoning me, paging would be a bit OTT.

[footloose, the wanderer]

And back that up with a fax and pigeon post. ;)

[Kano]

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/100-years-highbury-photographic-history

[GP]

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/sites/fourfourtwo.com/files/styles/inline-image/public/pa-13370081.jpg?itok=sqDth-Hc

:lol:

[Munchies]

O no, GP is banned :(

:geek:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

They're coming after us one by one

Aristocracy :bow:

[milla]

O no, GP is banned :(

:geek:

Mods, why is GP banned?? :coffee:

[Letters]

'cos he isn't. :coffee:

[milla]

Lettuce :gp:

Hve you got ticket to Dortmunds' game? :coffee:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

They're coming after us one by one

Aristocracy :bow:

Letters' internet power. :bow::bow:


Free Niall Quinn, Cripps and GP!!!!!!

[milla]

Letters' internet power. :bow::bow:


Free Niall Quinn, Cripps and GP!!!!!!

Free Willy :coffee:

[Marc Overmars]

Bagged Dortmund tickets. :dance:

I was little bit scared though when I was stuck in that queue for ages.

[Letters]

Lettuce :gp:

Hve you got ticket to Dortmunds' game? :coffee:
Yes, thanks to Gary.

Gary :loveblush:

[milla]

Yes, thanks to Gary.

Gary :loveblush:

Few tickets are still available though I am not going to this one. I am broke :(

You lot have fun, as long as FY is not around it is a guarantee win for sure. :coffee:

[milla]

Hot Norwegian Gooners :loveblush: :bow:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2013/09/24/4284139/extra-time-norwegian-arsenal-fan-earns-her-spurs-with-white-hart-?ICID=HP_TS_4

[Munchies]

Hot Norwegian Gooners :loveblush: :bow:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2013/09/24/4284139/extra-time-norwegian-arsenal-fan-earns-her-spurs-with-white-hart-?ICID=HP_TS_4

Her accent :bow:

She'd get it :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hot Norwegian Gooners :loveblush: :bow:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2013/09/24/4284139/extra-time-norwegian-arsenal-fan-earns-her-spurs-with-white-hart-?ICID=HP_TS_4

Bergkampwonderland10. :bow:

[LDG]

She's on FB


Letters.

You know what to do!

[footloose, the wanderer]

We should try and send as many shirts as we can to Tromso for 2nd leg

[/URL]


Hot Norwegian Gooners :loveblush: :bow:

[url]http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2013/09/24/4284139/extra-time-norwegian-arsenal-fan-earns-her-spurs-with-white-hart-?ICID=HP_TS_4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpenIFEwttY)

[milla]

She's on FB


Letters.

You know what to do!

:haha:

[Ollie the Optimist]

Hot Norwegian Gooners :loveblush: :bow:

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/4160/extra-time/2013/09/24/4284139/extra-time-norwegian-arsenal-fan-earns-her-spurs-with-white-hart-?ICID=HP_TS_4

i love her claim that Arsenal fans are offering her tickets to games as a thank you for that stunt.


because thats clearly their reason why :lol:

[Munchies]

Thanks for the heads up LDG

https://www.facebook.com/lena.m.edvardsen

...

[GP]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/r270/1001169_453904361363508_1248758158_n.jpg

[Letters]

I would quite like to have sex with her tbh

[Xhaka Can’t]

Her accent :bow:

She'd get it :good:

If she wants, she can have Letters's ticket.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

If she wants, she can have Letters's ticket.

I don't think she'd get in as a junior tbf.

[Munchies]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/r270/1001169_453904361363508_1248758158_n.jpg

Brb

[JonasTC]

Im a sexy guy, if anybody's into that they can have my fb ##

[Letters]

If she wants, she can have Letters's ticket.

:angry:

If she wants she can have my friend's ticket. He can GTFO tbh, bbq, imo.

[milla]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/r270/1001169_453904361363508_1248758158_n.jpg

:rose:

[LDG]

Sheesh.

Might need to gun a load over that later.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BU9LcHTCUAEHE1q.jpg

[Ollie the Optimist]

i dont know if anyone else saw this but Arsenal are knocking off £2.50 off every away ticket from the palace game for rest of season. if you went to every away game from then to end of season in the league, you basically save about 60 quid. everyone else saves a few quid.

nice gesture from the club

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Tuesday Club podcast is out. Really funny one this week I thought.



Have we recently changed our drinks sponser from Lucozade Sport to Gatorade? Don't really care as long as it means more money for us, but it was odd seeing Flamini drinking a Gatorade during the post match interview.


I think so, i noticed it at the press conference aswell.

On this topic, confirming our suspicions we've just announced a new sponsorship arrangement with Gatorade today. 3 year deal, hopefully worth some decent money.

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/club-announces-deal-with-gatorade

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/696x392/sep_13/gun__1380184046_gatorade_arsenal_711.jpg


Our hand was forced a bit as Lucozade Sport have decided to withdraw from the football sponsorship industry all together.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2221627/Lucozade-end-Premier-League-sponsorship--Charles-Sale.html

With only Powerade and possibly Vitamin Water being the only other sports drink providers in the UK I don't think we were in a particularly strong negotiating position but still, it's good to see we're getting some money from this at least. I imagine not many other clubs would be able to get a deal right now.

Hopefully the next step is to get UPS or something to sponsor our training kit like the Mancs have with DHL.

[GP]

Yeah I thought something like that might happen after Lucozade were sold by GSK to a Japanese company.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Yeah I thought something like that might happen after Lucozade were sold by GSK to a Japanese company.

Could be though it seems the decision to leave the industry was made last year and the sale only happened very recently I believe.




Also, they've just announced the same deal with Liverpool today.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=308880.0

Looks like Gatorade are trying to build their worldwide brand and so being linked to two major clubs with global fanbases and support will be a good move for them. First entry into the football market I believe as well.

We better be getting more money than Liverpool though. Being in the CL, having more younger global support and also having the superior potential to be dominant in the future because of our resources should make us a much more attractive partner than Liverpool. :coffee:

[Syn]

Twitter takeover with Frimpong. :doh:

Arsenal.com are probably regretting this.

[AFC Leveller]

Would have loved to see Theo play against swansea. They are an attacking team and often leave space in behind. as it is though we are looking a bit thin for that game, no wingers?????

A draw wouldnt be the worst result considering.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Excellent analysis from Pat Nevin on Giroud and his near post runs

MOTD really need to act and make this guy a regular

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24223029

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Little bit tweet from Chris Wheatley@GoonerTalk

"Santi Cazorla confirms that he's around a week away from returning to fitness. The Spaniard hopes to be fit for #WBA away. Great news!"

:pray:

[GP]

Excellent analysis from Pat Nevin on Giroud and his near post runs

MOTD really need to act and make this guy a regular

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24223029

Great analysis. He's been superb.

Some people called him a statue :doh:

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Nevin generally picks interesting subjects for analysis and collates & presents the information well. I've liked his little analysis section for a little while now.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Cazorla can't get back soon enough. It will be nice to have him and Rosicky back in the squad.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Arsenals win average so far in 2013 is 67.6%. better then any other win percentage for a calender year in the clubs history.


That doesnt shock me that stat. this team this year seems to be ruthless and refuses to lose. ok we havnt won the big games (munich, blackburn in cup etc etc) but the foundations are there.

many see this as one of the weakest squads we have had under AW but could he be creating his greatest squad? he and the team are clearly doing something right

[Marc Overmars]

No doubt we've had a great calendar year but that now needs to be translated into a great season.

[GP]

lol nah we're shit

[milla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzcXfobjQUo

Ryo had a decent game IMO. Either Ryo or Gnabbers will start on the right wing again Swansealona, personally prefer Ryo. :coffee:

[Master Splinter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzcXfobjQUo

Ryo had a decent game IMO. Either Ryo or Gnabbers will start on the right wing again Swansealona, personally prefer Ryo. :coffee:

Your O is shit tbf. :coffee:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Nevin generally picks interesting subjects for analysis and collates & presents the information well. I've liked his little analysis section for a little while now.

He was given 2 minutes on MOTD last season and I remember him being brilliant. Can't remember which game it was, don't even think it was ours.

Top pundit.

[milla]

Your O is shit tbf. :coffee:

So is your face :coffee:

[milla]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/26/article-2432986-18454B1F00000578-540_634x286.jpg

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He was given 2 minutes on MOTD last season and I remember him being brilliant. Can't remember which game it was, don't even think it was ours.

Top pundit.

:gp:

Damned fine player too.

Less said about that penalty...

[Master Splinter]

Nevin?

He's like Wilkins' apprentice. The pro-Chelsea bias is blinding. He's almost as paranoid as Crooks/MON at times too.

I suppose he's better than the Old Boys though. But that's as faint as praise can get.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Kroenke has given an interview for once in which he says Wenger is part of his future plans:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/10337987/Arsenal-owner-Stan-Kroenke-gives-unequivocal-backing-for-Arsene-Wenger-to-extend-his-stay-into-third-decade.html

[LDG]

Garth Crooks :lol:

:haha:

What brains he has quite obviously sank into the bottom of his egg shaped head.

His team of the week is comprised about four days after everyone has forgotten about the following weekend, just so he can fudge it by including an out of position fancy boy he quite likes.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Kroenke does not want to alter that structure and also stresses that Arsenal’s funds – their annual turnover will soon join Manchester United at over £300 million – will be available for further signings of the magnitude of the £42 million Mesut Özil deal.

Kroenke :bow:

Usmancanfuckov :pal:

[LDG]

The cold war is over.

Now we just have to kick two tonnes 'o shit outta the a-rabs!

We have a saying at Arsenal. Outspend us once..shame on..on you. You can't get outspend us again.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

It's good to see he's talking about spending money again even after shelling out £40m on Ozil.

Let's hope Wenger strengthens in January. If really wants the premier league title, he will.

[JonasTC]

Usmancanfuckov :pal:

:bow:

[Zerlathon]

I wasted half a cup of coffee when he saw that Kroenke actually gave an interview (which is a shame, it was a mighty fine cup of coffee :( ). It's nice to see that he is finally coming to understand that us Fans like to hear from the Owner of the Club that we love. Hopefully, this isn't just a blip in his usual schedule and we get to hear more from him.

This Arsenal has changed from 6 months ago, I really do feel that something special may happen this Season...

Perhaps I'm the only one, but I really do get an impression that the mood has changed in the Arsenal hierarchy, and that we are at the start of something major at Arsenal. I am becoming even more confident now that Arsene is going to make a few crucial and mindboggling transfers in January.

[GP]

As a great man once said...

'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not...'

[Munchies]

Pires training with the squad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVLUvBVCcAAOIkp.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVLT-I_CcAABa5c.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVK2sJvCQAA6hev.jpg

Sign him up :bow:

[PGFC]

Looks like he's partial to Merts' arse though... :d

[LDG]

:haha:

"Ooooh. Oolala!"

[Munchies]

:haha:

"Ooooh. Oolala!"

:haha:

( I read that as Merse at first and was thinking Wtf :doh: )

[Master Splinter]

Pires and Giroud on the same pitch.

:loveblush:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/10340367/Michael-Owen-Arsenal-do-not-look-top-four-side.html

I'm hoping this will be referred back to numerous times over this season.

[Marc Overmars]

You'd think the reservations about us could at least be extended to maybe not winning the title. Seems we're stuck with the top 4 narrative though.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Moreover, you'd hope tv producers and newspaper editors would realise from reading these frequent biased, butthurt and retarded opinions from Michael Owen that he really doesn't have a clue what he's talking about and he shouldn't be getting paid to offer his opinions on football in any form of media.

But yet somehow he'll somehow manage to squirm his way onto MOTD 2 or BT Sport next week. When will they learn?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Nobody likes Owen. Nobody.

[Ollie the Optimist]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/10340367/Michael-Owen-Arsenal-do-not-look-top-four-side.html

I'm hoping this will be referred back to numerous times over this season.

I love how he says ozil has a chance of making a top six XI. Acting like he isn't all that good a player, ozil would be the first name on that team sheet after judas

[Master Splinter]

"Hey guys, If I write a controversial and provocative piece, I can be as edgy and popular as you in the national pundits club," Lil' Mickey yelped, his painful monotone hiding the optimism bristling inside.

"Fuck off you boring bastard," came the emphatic reply from Gareth Southgate.

All the while, Savage and Souness could be heard laughing with hearty disdain.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Good to see another devotee of On Paper football enter the media world. This gem being a particular highlight.


If Aaron Ramsey and Olivier Giroud went back to being the players they were last year Arsenal would start to look fairly average by their standards.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8221/8440603062_c6bf5f24af_o.gif

[Syn]

I don't get the point of that sentence.

'If players who have been playing well this season, go back to playing worse then they won't play as well as they are.'

Genius.

[Dennis Bendtner]

It's standard spiel for any subscriber to On Paper football. Also noted for frequent appearances in pre-season predictions of Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur's respective league position.

"They're playing well? But they aren't meant to be good!"

[Master Splinter]

Why did Fergie buy Veron?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://abload.de/img/nevdxi35.png

The next roadblock will be, Arsenal have sterner tests to come. Which means not winning them based on the other sides in the league so far I think.

[Syn]

:haha:

I must tell you. Football sciencetology is at an all time high at the moment.

[GP]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVWC0ZpIYAA9bu2.jpg

[Özim]

http://abload.de/img/nevdxi35.png

The next roadblock will be, Arsenal have sterner tests to come. Which means not winning them based on the other sides in the league so far I think.

I think we'll get a better idea where we are once we've played 1 or 2 of the best sides, if we can get a win or two we could really kick on, defeat will show we're still short though.

Personally I think we need a couple signings in January to give ourselves a good chance, Wenger doesn't tend to like spending in January though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Defeat in one or two games doesn't really tell you anything in terms of the league, the people that try to make themselves oh so cautious by saying things like that, in the media, probably don't understand what it takes in winning games to win the thing. And plus the teams they talk about that should be ahead of us lose some of those games too!

I don't think we really need many more signings right now, I think a squad of up to 20 plus is too much. If we are signing anyone in January I would hope it is back-up players (unlikely to be anything else) or little bit talented young players.

[Ollie the Optimist]

agree with all of that Maccy bar not needing any more signings. we need a striker, if rooney/suarez/benezema are gettable in january then we have to push hard to get them. we have cover in every posistion bar striker. theo and podolski can do a job, but if we could get a real top class striker in, we walk the league home.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well I did say presumably we are only talking in terms of back-up players, the likelihood of those being available in January is fairly slim I would say.

[Ollie the Optimist]

if united are still playing like they are now, i wonder how much rooney would fight to move accross to us if we put a serious bid in. same with saurez and benezma (who might not play as much now with bale there etc)

but lets not worry about what we could do in january or what happens when we play one of the top four, lets just enjoy it now. and since villa we have won every game we have played and now sit top of the league. long may it continue

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE :scarf: :scarf:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think we'll get a better idea where we are once we've played 1 or 2 of the best sides, if we can get a win or two we could really kick on, defeat will show we're still short though.

Personally I think we need a couple signings in January to give ourselves a good chance, Wenger doesn't tend to like spending in January though.

The last three words of your post were pretty pointless.

[Ollie the Optimist]

The last three words of your post were pretty pointless.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxIuJpkVoXvE5qZMxR4KyH00cRjZqXg fbpqO3ecySZ6EbPBStmrQ

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

I don't think that if we sign a top striker we will walk the league.....It was a long time since we did that, but we will be challenging for the entire duration at least.

[Marc Overmars]

The top sides are all as close as they've ever been, for once I think there probably are more than 2 contenders. Early doors though, at the moment a couple of wins can rocket you up the table, where a few bad results can send you tumbling.

Just hoping to still be in the mix come the new year before I dare to dream of winning number 14.

[Penguin]

It's very open at the moment but two or three teams will probably peel away from the rest at some point. I hope we're one of the teams still in the mix around March.

[LDG]

I think we need

[LDG]

I think we need

:blink:

How did that happen.

And more importantly. What was I going to say before my boss came in to talk to me :angry:

[Munchies]

Who's this guy ? Todays training pictures for Napoli

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/1000x729/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2720_E_9D063CA_764.jpg

Rosicky back :popcorn:
http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/824x1000/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2600_6_9D06402_6624.jpg

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-train-ahead-of-napoli-match

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Park :bow::bow:


http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/392x310/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2690_5_9D063D1_5589.jpg

Bobby still training with the club.

[Dein-machine]

Who's this guy ? Todays training pictures for Napoli

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/1000x729/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2720_E_9D063CA_764.jpg

Rosicky back :popcorn:
http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/824x1000/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2600_6_9D06402_6624.jpg

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-train-ahead-of-napoli-match

fuck knows - but I bet he's better than Sonogo

[Munchies]

Guess who this is from PES 2014 from our team:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVWY_T0IUAAt9kH.jpg

Sagna

:haha:

[JonasTC]

Guess who this is from PES 2014 from our team:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVWY_T0IUAAt9kH.jpg

Sagna

:haha:

WTF.... I thought graphics were supposed to increase in quality, not start looking like low quality murderers with black hockey masks :s

[Marc Overmars]

Maybe they modeled that graphic on that weird picture of him with someones face morphed on. :unsure:

[Munchies]

Don't know how they fucked them up, stopped playing pes since 6 , but look at kolo:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUdABKoCEAAkn7B.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUdnj0vCIAAzrWT.jpg
:haha: Looks like a spud

These people need to get sacked

[Ollie the Optimist]

seen some stories on twitter today (so not the most reliable) but apparently Diaby has refused his salary until he is fit again. So effectively onto a pay as you play deal through choice.


fair play to him.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Who's this guy ? Todays training pictures for Napoli

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/1000x729/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2720_E_9D063CA_764.jpg

Rosicky back :popcorn:
http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/824x1000/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2600_6_9D06402_6624.jpg

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-train-ahead-of-napoli-match

isnt that guy who was running along side the bus in Vietnam?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Park :bow::bow:


http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/392x310/sep_13/zp_181800440_SM_2690_5_9D063D1_5589.jpg

Bobby still training with the club.

:bow:

[Munchies]

seen some stories on twitter today (so not the most reliable) but apparently Diaby has refused his salary until he is fit again. So effectively onto a pay as you play deal through choice.


fair play to him.

Great player when he is available, but sadly that foul at Sunderland has shattered him, been broken ever since. I hope it works out, but we probably are all thinking that once he is back, he'll be out again for a few months in a few weeks

[Syn]

Ollie :haha:

Get real.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Check out the current form guide:

Arsenal: WWWWW
Liverpool:WWDLW
Tottenham: WLWWD
Man City: LWWWL
Man Utd: LMFAO

[Penguin]

:haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Liverpool: WWWDL
Arsenal: WWWWW
Tottenham: WLWWD
Man City: LWWWL
Man United: LMFAO
:gp:

[Munchies]

https://scontent-b-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1380149_10151752879832713_2028531309_n.jpg

[GP]

Wow he's pretty fat.

[Dein-machine]

Wow he's pretty fat.

Agreed but I still wouldn't want to stand next to him in the shower.

[GP]

That's racist.

[Fist of Lehmann]

Agreed but I still wouldn't want to stand next to him in the shower.

Wait.

That actually implies that, under normal circumstances, you do want to stand next fat guys in the shower.

[GP]

Wait.

That actually implies that, under normal circumstances, you do want to stand next fat guys in the shower.

Unless they're black.

[Dein-machine]

& skinny

[Dein-machine]

That's racist.

no - its cockist

[Munchies]

A heads up to anyone who doesn't have BT Sport

They're going to be having a free weekend on the 26th and 27th.

Our game against Palace away is on the 26th.

Source (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a521050/bt-sport-goes-free-on-freeview-bt-tv-sky-and-virgin-in-october.html)

:good:

[Letters]

:patrice:

[milla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO351rCr0wA

:haha:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Agreed but I still wouldn't want to stand next to him in the shower.

http://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu59/theminer1/bth_ThatsRacist.gif

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaIte8HWSI&sns=tw

This guy can fuck off, don't need him here, what a cunt :haha:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Fucking hell, that's quite possibly the worst one I've ever seen.

The defender who got the yellow card hopefully had it rescinded.

Doesn't seem to lighting any trees at his loan clubs. With a poor shit attitude like this it seems we should cut our losses.

[Marc Overmars]

WTF. :lol:

That's embarrassing.

Another shit kicker from the 2011 meltdown.

[LDG]

Dick Law spent all of that summer on this clown.

[Xhaka Can’t]

What a disgusting piece of shit.

[Özim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scaIte8HWSI&sns=tw

This guy can fuck off, don't need him here, what a cunt :haha:

100% penalty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WUMger and Ramsey win Manager and Player of the Month respectively. No surprises there given we won every game in September. :lol:

Congrats to both though. :scarf:

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/ramsey-and-wenger-receive-barclays-award

[Munchies]

WUMger and Ramsey win Manager and Player of the Month respectively. No surprises there given we won every game in September. :lol:

Congrats to both though. :scarf:

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/ramsey-and-wenger-receive-barclays-award

:bow:

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/scaled/1000x780/oct_13/zp_Ramsey-_-Wenger-awar_587AB3_5356.jpg

[Munchies]

Is this our new home kit ?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWC3bb_CUAEqsKm.jpg

Theirry :bow: :bow: :bow:

[JonasTC]

Is this our new home kit ?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWC3bb_CUAEqsKm.jpg

Theirry :bow: :bow: :bow:

Probably just Puma trying out early ideas for different puma/arsenal merchandise :)

[Gooner23]

I hope not. Forgot about Puma's rank skin tight kits.

They are not kind on the fans!

[Marc Overmars]

Looks good, a nice and simple design.

Don't like the look of that training top or whatever it is Bif has on though.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Has a post been deleted from this page?

[Marc Overmars]

Has a post been deleted from this page?

Yes.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

You could say it floated away...

[Munchies]

You could say it floated away...

:haha: Now I remember seeing it

[GP]

:whistle:

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

By the poster or mods....

I'm trying to ascertain what is acceptable and what isn't on this board. I remember something equally as 'unPC' if not more so in another thread and nobody deleted that.....

[Xhaka Can’t]

Without knowing what was deleted, I can't comment. Did you diss the memory of Pat Lampard?

[Munchies]

By the poster or mods....

I'm trying to ascertain what is acceptable and what isn't on this board. I remember something equally as 'unPC' if not more so in another thread and nobody deleted that.....

Well anything too over the top should be recognised by yourself really after you post it, I have had a few cases of posting something and then realising it was a tad ott and deleted/edited it afterwards. The post which was deleted was gold though, and meant in good humour :lol: . Its certainly less strict now though, on the last board I got banned after posting one 'offensive' remark :lol:

[Munchies]

... and moving on, Bergkamp says he wants to return :bow:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWFbLu9IgAAAvMj.jpg

Bergkamp: "The feeling Johan Cruyff has had for Barcelona, I have the same with Arsenal. It is part of my ambition to come back"
Bergkamp: “At Arsenal it was a good click. I always enjoyed it. I never had a bad day there. It is always on my mind."
Bergkamp: "I’ve spoken to Vieira and Henry who'd love to come back to Arsenal one day. Tony [Adams] is a big option as well.”
Bergkamp: "I don’t see myself as a manager. I see myself as being part of the coaching staff. I really enjoy that role."
Bergkamp: "I know I will be here [at Ajax] for at least another three or five years & then I don’t know"

Full article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/10365349/Dennis-Bergkamp-reveals-he-want-to-return-to-Arsenal-to-work-on-the-clubs-coaching-staff.html

[Syn]

Little Englander Jack :bow:

someone should say that about England's cricket team. Fucking saffers.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Just to deflect a little from the negative press surrounding Jack atm:

http://uk.teensdigest.com/articles/182?page=0

Ozil. :bow:


Not even one of the 100 mil scum lot made the top 10. :haha:

[Munchies]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/8972587/transfer-news-arsene-wenger-prepared-to-keep-spending-at-arsenal


Wenger told Arsenal's official website: "The policy is exactly the same - I always want to bring the best players in here, world-class players, at the best possible price.

"Now we are in a more comfortable financial position, I - more than anyone - want the great players to play for Arsenal. If we have to spend the money to do that, I will spend the money."

"And I want to continue to educate 60 to 80 per cent of the squad ourselves. The culture of the club, the way we want to play football and the way we want to behave, comes from within.

"The (Jack) Wilsheres, the (Aaron) Ramseys, the (Kieran) Gibbs - these kind of players have to be the culture of the club.

"Then on top of that, we want to bring world-class players who will help us to be even stronger."
Responsibility

Wenger, who splashed out over £40million on Ozil, added: "It's a big responsibility to spend that amount of money.

"But I feel comfortable with it because we had the money to do it. Before, we couldn't have done it because we didn't have the money available. It's as simple as that.

"I had a huge sense of responsibility when we built the stadium to get the club through it without going bankrupt.

"The first years were difficult, and also explained why we lost some players.

"Now we are in a more comfortable financial position, I - more than anyone - want the great players to play for Arsenal. If we have to spend the money to do that, I will spend the money."

Last lines. Wenget :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Full interview transcript on Arsenal.com

http://www.arsenal.com/news/features/-ozil-knew-i-wanted-him-for-a-long-time-

Wenget does speak so well talking about Arsenal. If only he didn't ruin it by being a complete mentalist.

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c8W1xbEoyM4

:haha: This magicians the real deal guys, its not like he had everything pre-set up :haha: