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LDG
03-01-2014, 11:44 AM
I just can't be arsed all year tbf.

Might book the year off.

Marc Overmars
03-01-2014, 11:56 AM
Hurry up Easter.

Letters
03-01-2014, 12:00 PM
I just can't be arsed all year tbf.

Might book the year off.
After March you won't have a day off for about 18 years...

PGFC
03-01-2014, 01:01 PM
Oh the horror.

Just been caught in a hailstorm, fuck that hurts, first time I've missed having hair for years <_<

WMUG
03-01-2014, 02:31 PM
After March you won't have a day off for about 18 years...With your generation having pulled the drawbridge up behind you, it'll probably be a fair bit more than that <_<

Letters
03-01-2014, 03:20 PM
Oh yeah, you're definitely going to struggle financially when you're older.

#daddy.

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-01-2014, 07:22 PM
Bollocks.

Done my back in.

Didn't realise how much effort you put in to lift a mug. Deep heat just has me boiling hot without actually helping the pain.

Oh woe is me.

LDG
03-01-2014, 08:17 PM
Bollocks.

Done my back in.

Didn't realise how much effort you put in to lift a mug. Deep heat just has me boiling hot without actually helping the pain.

Oh woe is me.

Have you tried lifting something light, like a cornflake?

This may be something you can lift without much pain.

Hope this helps :good:

GP
03-01-2014, 08:26 PM
Do you even lift, bro?

LDG
03-01-2014, 08:34 PM
Do you even lift, bro?

Them scousers will lift anything

Shaqiri Is Boss
03-01-2014, 08:38 PM
Sadly this is the most sympathetic reaction I've had.

For the record, I didn't do it lifting a mug. The far more manly thing of jumping on my bed. Took me bloody ages to get back off it.

LDG
03-01-2014, 08:46 PM
:console:

I'm sure I'm due a back problem at some point.

My old man is practically crippled by one...so I do have sympathy...to a point.

Then I just lol.

PGFC
03-01-2014, 10:09 PM
Do you even lift, bro?


Them scousers will lift anything

:rimshot: :gp:

:haha:

LDG
04-01-2014, 11:37 AM
Saturday :dance:

Off to look at baby prams! :woohoo:

You supposed to do that drunk right? :unsure:

PGFC
04-01-2014, 11:50 AM
Yup.

and oh look! it's raining <_<

Marc Overmars
04-01-2014, 12:44 PM
Going to Winter Wonderland tonight. Hope it doesn't piss it down, although if it does I suppose we can take shelter in a bar and get shitfaced.

LDG
04-01-2014, 01:03 PM
Women :rolleyes:

Pregnant women :ilt:

Letters
04-01-2014, 02:04 PM
Saturday :dance:

Off to look at baby prams! :woohoo:
:lol:


LDG :rose:

WMUG
05-01-2014, 11:20 AM
Death to the Christmas smilies!

Letters
05-01-2014, 01:41 PM
Death to the Christmas smilies!

Oh yeah. Will sort that out later.

Letters
05-01-2014, 05:35 PM
Christmas :rose:

Letters
06-01-2014, 09:42 AM
Monday :( And the Mondayest Monday of the year :(


But...

Spurs :haha:
ManYoo :haha:

:patrice:

LDG
06-01-2014, 09:59 AM
Everyone returning to work today :pal:

So glad I got that done last Thursday so it feels like a normal Monday today.

Monday though :(

But like you say...

Motes :haha:
Tiny Tim :haha:
Utd :haha:
Spufs :haha:
Maede :haha:

LDG
06-01-2014, 10:16 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25548061

*applies*

Letters
06-01-2014, 10:46 AM
I think you may be a little over-qualified.

Marc Overmars
06-01-2014, 11:32 AM
Monday. :lol:

Awful Monday.

GP
06-01-2014, 11:38 AM
Yes, eat all of our shirts.

LDG
06-01-2014, 12:33 PM
I quite like peppermint tea.

Also, here comes the rain again :(

Marc Overmars
06-01-2014, 12:36 PM
Go away rain.

Letters
06-01-2014, 02:13 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683

:haha:

LDG
07-01-2014, 09:25 AM
Oh look. It's raining again.

Just fuck off.

There is only room for so much water, and that room is not the backs of my trousers <_<

Letters
07-01-2014, 09:39 AM
Ow, me feet.
First game of football last night. A lot of ineptitude all round on display, the Christmas break wasn't kind. Were we Tottenham in disguise?

Didn't actually rain much while we were playing but was HAMMERING down when I got to my local Tube station. The bus stop is a few hundred yards from home, I had an umbrella and I still got absolutely soaked <_<

GP
07-01-2014, 01:09 PM
I love Butt Drugs

GP
07-01-2014, 01:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI

Letters
08-01-2014, 09:18 AM
Cows!

http://www.anorak.co.uk/381847/strange-but-true/four-live-cows-found-inside-car.html/?

LDG
08-01-2014, 09:24 AM
Not raining :faint:

Letters
08-01-2014, 09:28 AM
Aye. Quite nice today. So far...

LDG
08-01-2014, 09:31 AM
Arsenal are playing on my Birthday :dance:

And it's a Friday night :o

Letters
08-01-2014, 09:43 AM
Think my birthday is a Saturday this year.

40. :upset:


Me :rose:

LDG
08-01-2014, 10:44 AM
40 seems awfully close for me too.

Nearly dead ffs :(

WMUG
08-01-2014, 11:03 AM
Roflcopter

Letters
08-01-2014, 11:08 AM
Roflcopter

Yeah, 'cos you're never going to get old, you've certainly got one over on us there.

LDG
08-01-2014, 11:29 AM
Yeah, 'cos you're never going to get old, you've certainly got one over on us there.

He's never going to get laid either

Shaqiri Is Boss
08-01-2014, 11:31 AM
Yeah, 'cos you're never going to get old, you've certainly got one over on us there.

He'll have the last laugh if he dies young. Ish.

Marc Overmars
08-01-2014, 12:21 PM
Old people. :lol:

Luckily I'm going to be 25 forever.

WMUG
08-01-2014, 12:39 PM
Yeah, 'cos you're never going to get old, you've certainly got one over on us there.

And you certainly haven't missed the point.

Letters
08-01-2014, 01:11 PM
You had a point?

Letters
08-01-2014, 02:35 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25637797

Press conference at 3:30 :popcorn:

PGFC
08-01-2014, 03:45 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25637797

Press conference at 3:30 :popcorn:

:popcorn: Oh good, I need a new TV :good:

Letters
08-01-2014, 04:22 PM
Lawfully killed :lol:


Enfield Town :rose:

Marc Overmars
08-01-2014, 04:25 PM
The riots. :lol:

That was fucked up.

PGFC
08-01-2014, 04:42 PM
There'll be more now :rolleyes:

GP
08-01-2014, 04:44 PM
:popcorn:

LDG
08-01-2014, 05:18 PM
I need some new gear for the new house tbf

Syn
08-01-2014, 05:18 PM
Riots would be good around now.

Lol just lol at non hermits.

Letters
08-01-2014, 05:29 PM
I need some new gear for the new house tbf
If I hear of someone ram-raiding the Winchester Mothercare I'll be able to help the authorities with their enquiries

Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
08-01-2014, 07:35 PM
Arsenal are playing on my Birthday :dance:

And it's a Friday night :o

Arsenal played on my 30th, the away game against Swansea....i was sweating spinal fluid when Ben Davies scored with ten minutes to go.

LDG
09-01-2014, 09:39 AM
Friday eve :dance:

I want the weekend soooo badly.

I don't like work :(

Letters
09-01-2014, 09:42 AM
We're over the hump now so I think we'll make it.
Hasn't been too bad, the first full week. It helped that we had that 2 day week to ease us back in.

WMUG
09-01-2014, 11:28 AM
This term, Thursdays are my Fridays. Then again, Mondays are the most Monday Mondays of all time. I have so much on, it's like I'm actually at work *shudder*

Syn
09-01-2014, 12:19 PM
Went to the gym for the first time since being dormant for a month over the Christmas break and now my shoulders fucked. Don't know if you saw me but I did over a thousand. Didn't even bother showing up for work. They know my pain. #boringjamesmilner

Letters
09-01-2014, 12:20 PM
This term, Thursdays are my Fridays. Then again, Mondays are the most Monday Mondays of all time. I have so much on, it's like I'm actually at work *shudder*
What, you have 2 lectures?

<_<

WMUG
09-01-2014, 01:42 PM
What, you have 2 lectures?

<_<

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m38/Joeview/monday.png

:upset:

Shaqiri Is Boss
09-01-2014, 01:49 PM
Urgh.

Languages.

:sick:

Syn
09-01-2014, 01:51 PM
I await my Syn tax.

WMUG
09-01-2014, 01:52 PM
Urgh.

Languages.

:sick:

Kom till baka när du måste tala Svenska och du kan inte <_<

GP
09-01-2014, 01:53 PM
Shut up

LDG
09-01-2014, 01:53 PM
:haha:

Shaqiri Is Boss
09-01-2014, 01:54 PM
Kom till baka när du måste tala Svenska och du kan inte <_<

Come to bake when you have to speak Swedish and you can not?

Speak English!

Niall_Quinn
09-01-2014, 02:07 PM
Come to bake when you have to speak Swedish and you can not?

Speak English!

Almost! See the "du"? Changes the context slightly, correct translation is:
"I am gayer than a Swedish lumberjack, please fuck my arse vigorously"

Letters
09-01-2014, 02:07 PM
People called 'Romani' they go the house? :unsure:

GP
09-01-2014, 02:08 PM
'Quiet Nerds Burp Only Near School'

WMUG
09-01-2014, 02:23 PM
Almost! See the "du"? Changes the context slightly, correct translation is:
"I am gayer than a Swedish lumberjack, please fuck my arse vigorously"

It's funny cos being gay is funny :haha:

GP
09-01-2014, 02:38 PM
It's funny cos being gay is gross and wrong :haha:

True :haha:

WMUG
09-01-2014, 03:18 PM
True :haha:

What if both girls are hot though?

Letters
10-01-2014, 11:04 AM
Friday :patrice:

We made it!

Marc Overmars
10-01-2014, 11:25 AM
Going on the London Eye tomorrow.

Never been on it tbh.

LDG
10-01-2014, 11:25 AM
##

:dance:

PGFC
10-01-2014, 11:40 AM
:lol:

Friday at last :faint: thank God I'm not working tomo...

Shit.

Syn
10-01-2014, 11:47 AM
Going on the London Eye tomorrow.

Never been on it tbh.

its good.

That and the British museum are the only two London tourist attractions that are #decent. Discuss.

Letters
10-01-2014, 11:48 AM
Going on the London Eye tomorrow.

Never been on it tbh.

It's surprisingly good.

Colleague is on the phone and having quite the hissy fit. We're all quietly lolling to ourselves.

Letters
10-01-2014, 11:53 AM
its good.

That and the British museum are the only two London tourist attractions that are #decent. Discuss.

<_<

They come over here criticizing our tourist attractions :sulk:

LDG
10-01-2014, 11:59 AM
:lol:

Friday at last :faint: thank God I'm not working tomo...

Shit.

I'm working Sunday <_<

PGFC
10-01-2014, 12:13 PM
:pal:

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 12:15 PM
I'm working Sunday <_<

I work every Sunday - those shelves don't stack themselves.

Letters
10-01-2014, 12:22 PM
I'm working Sunday <_<

Bishop LDG :bow:

Syn
10-01-2014, 12:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Letters
10-01-2014, 01:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww
:blink:

Gosh...

Letters
10-01-2014, 01:33 PM
Course, the sum of the first 'n' natural numbers is: n x (n+1) / 2
This can be proved by induction:

If the sum of 'n' natural numbers is: n x (n+1) / 2 then the sum to n+1 =

n x (n+1) / 2 + (n + 1)

= (n2 + n)/2 + (n + 1)

= n2 + n / 2 + (2n + 2 / 2)

= (n2 + 3n + 2) / 2

= (n + 1) (n + 2) / 2

QED


That's why I get all the girls :cool:

Marc Overmars
10-01-2014, 01:36 PM
its good.

That and the British museum are the only two London tourist attractions that are #decent. Discuss.

I want to start doing more of this London tourist shit.

Realised I've been here for 4 years now and pretty much done nothing that doesn't involve a lot of beer.

Syn
10-01-2014, 01:40 PM
Yup, what you did is proper maths. What they did was use some physics concept where they pretend infinity is well-defined. That S_1 sum surely doesn't equal 1/2 and I don't think you can even say it converges to 1/2.

Syn
10-01-2014, 01:45 PM
I want to start doing more of this London tourist shit.

Realised I've been here for 4 years now and pretty much done nothing that doesn't involve a lot of beer.

The one I really don't get is madame tussauds. The wax models aren't even any good.

Also, the tower of london. The injun tourists can't get enough of paying £50 to see a diamond the Brits stole from them 100 years ago.

Letters
10-01-2014, 01:47 PM
Yup, what you did is proper maths. What they did was use some physics concept where they pretend infinity is well-defined. That S_1 sum surely doesn't equal 1/2 and I don't think you can even say it converges to 1/2.
Yeah, you're right. That first bit of slight of hand is nonsense. At no point would the sum equal a half, you can't just arbitrarily take the average.

<_<

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 02:12 PM
Yup, what you did is proper maths. What they did was use some physics concept where they pretend infinity is well-defined. That S_1 sum surely doesn't equal 1/2 and I don't think you can even say it converges to 1/2.

1/2 sort of makes sense as at the sub (sub) atomic level something can be either on or off, or observed or not observed. But as you say, this is physics not maths. In terms of maths it is impossible for the result of the first calculation to be 1/2. What they are really saying is physicists have spent a lot of time dancing around in front of a black slab and are getting to the stage where they can smash animal bones on the ground and dimly associate the action with a practical solution. The real proof will come when they develop weapons using this theory.

PGFC
10-01-2014, 02:46 PM
Going to have to do the whole tourist bit this year, doing the London thing with a LLR from Australia, might take him to Lords, give him a lecture on class and why the Aussies have none :lol:

Shaqiri Is Boss
10-01-2014, 03:28 PM
Two 48-hour strikes on the Tube will take place on 4 and 5 February, and 11 and 12 February, the RMT union has announced.

:rolleyes:

You have a home game with United on the 12th, which I assume this will affect, if it goes ahead.

Letters
10-01-2014, 03:31 PM
Yep. 77% voted for it but there was only a 40% turn out so less than a 3rd of staff voted for it.
You stay classy, RMT...

Letters
10-01-2014, 03:53 PM
You have a home game with United on the 12th, which I assume this will affect, if it goes ahead.
Hope so :pray:

That's MrsL's birthday and I've got bugger all chance of watching it that evening otherwise.

PGFC
10-01-2014, 03:56 PM
Ah, the romance not dead yet then :d

Letters
10-01-2014, 04:01 PM
No, just coughing up blood and feeling tired all the time.

PGFC
10-01-2014, 04:07 PM
:hug: Never mind, it gets plenty worse :good:

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 04:18 PM
Yep. 77% voted for it but there was only a 40% turn out so less than a 3rd of staff voted for it.
You stay classy, RMT...

About 25% voted for the cunt Blair and I guess the figures for that cunt Cameron aren't dissimilar. Nobody voted for Brown when he helped himself. Unions may be shit but they have a long way to go until they are as undemocratic as government.

Letters
10-01-2014, 04:21 PM
Democracy is over-rated tbh

WMUG
10-01-2014, 04:59 PM
Democracy is the worst system of government, apart from all the others.

Letters
10-01-2014, 06:22 PM
FPTP is a rubbish version of it.

WMUG
10-01-2014, 06:49 PM
FPTP is a rubbish version of it.yeah, that. AV+ :bow:

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 07:57 PM
Democracy is the worst system of government, apart from all the others.

Or at least "all the others" conceived within an infinitesimally narrow window. But if you permit government then you can expect horrendous outcomes. Regardless, the tube workers will be demanding more cash and I actually don't mind that. Why not? The message being passed down is grab as much as you can as often as you can. At least they do some work.

Syn
10-01-2014, 09:13 PM
[QUOTE=Niall_Quinn;358659But if you permit government then you can expect horrendous outcomes.[/QUOTE]

ffs. Describe (in no more than 100 words) how the world should function in your opinion. Everyone just goes about doing whatever the fuck they want - because free speech and rights and all that? Everyone must be self-employed because having a boss is fascism. No immigration because multiculturalism is a scam. 90% income tax because everyone with a bit of talent is a fat controller cunt. And that income tax should go to no-one or else the tax man would be the fatter controller cunt.

Your ideology makes no sense. What the fuck do you want?

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 10:45 PM
This is what I mean about an infinitesimally narrow range - most people can't conceive an alternative to government, despite the fact we're a monarchy that long pre-dates a parliament. If monarchy could and can exist in absence of the conventional types of government we understand today then it is purely a matter of logic to suggest other forms of administrative organisation (and, admittedly, rule) are possible.

As technology has advanced our governments have used it not to enhance representation but to bury it, the cunts even have a stock notion they trot out when threatened with genuine representation, "You can't leave it up to the people, they are uninformed!" See how that works? Bureaucrats, technocrats, lawyers, economists, and the rest busy themselves making government as complex as possible so they can reinforce the idea only they are qualified to make decisions. These cunts are then divided into two or three departments, a colour assigned, a presto - we have an electoral system.

History has shown us what bullshit this is and how utterly incompetent (and anti-humanitarian) these bastards are in reality. Technology should have alleviated their "burden" but it seems these tireless servants have even more to do (dictate) these days. How sad and how convenient. This is one of the horrendous outcomes I speak of, a progressive disassociation of the governed (ruled) from the ruling class. Which coincidentally (of course) has followed closely the widening wealth and power gap between the few and the many.

I would like a government that administers the will of the people rather than rules the people. They have no mandate to rule but transform our complacency and unwillingness to oust them using all means possible as a mandate. If we really are too stupid to govern ourselves then aren't these clowns in power drawn from the same gene pool? From where do they derive the right to trample my rights? And why is it against their law for me to resist? Does being born on a patch of land automatically subject me to their rule like the days of absolute monarchy? If the answer is no then what is my alternative? And if government has infested every patch of land on the earth, where on this earth is my alternative? Which brings us to that hateful thing democracy - a mechanism by which mob rule can force my implied consent even when I specifically refuse to give it.

I have nothing against an organised society and indeed it makes perfect sense for the members of a society to collaborate in order to enhance and sustain that society. I don't want the layer of leeches on top that suck on society for their own benefit and at a cost to the real majority. That's all.

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 10:48 PM
Didn't see the "100 words" request on first reading. In truth several essays or even books would be required to answer the question. But it was not a million miles from 100 words.

Like a Question Time thing - here's a complex issue, please list your prejudices in 20 seconds.

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 10:55 PM
Everyone must be self-employed because having a boss is fascism.

No. The principle of liberty gives scope for anyone to run a business if they want. Similarly, anyone can choose to work for that business. However, can a third party who plays no role in that business share in the profits against the will of the business owners? Only by criminals means - theft. On the other hand, can that business infringe on the rights of third parties or society in general? No. That would be why we have common laws.


No immigration because multiculturalism is a scam.

Multiculturalism is not a scam - it is simply evil. I don't see how immigration comes into it. Totally different thing. I'm not against immigration provided immigrants don't infringe my rights in any way. So far so good, none have that I know of.


90% income tax because everyone with a bit of talent is a fat controller cunt.

Income tax is of course a crime, so 90% income tax would be unthinkable (and yet it has occurred in the past and is not far away for the very poorest)


And that income tax should go to no-one or else the tax man would be the fatter controller cunt.

No income tax, so that's true, nobody would get it.

Letters
10-01-2014, 11:02 PM
"You can't leave it up to the people, they are uninformed!"
I invite you to look at what the most popular TV shows and newspapers are.
People, on average, aren't that bright.

I'm not sure how you can have a society without any hierarchy to it, and people at the top are always likely to exploit the rest. I like to think that some politicians get into it because they genuinely want to affect change and no system is going to suit everybody.

Letters
10-01-2014, 11:03 PM
With no tax how would any of the infrastructure be built and maintained?

Heisenberg
10-01-2014, 11:22 PM
The Big Society?

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 11:27 PM
I invite you to look at what the most popular TV shows and newspapers are.
People, on average, aren't that bright.

I'm not sure how you can have a society without any hierarchy to it, and people at the top are always likely to exploit the rest. I like to think that some politicians get into it because they genuinely want to affect change and no system is going to suit everybody.

As the old saying goes, if you are interested in a career in politics then you are entirely unsuitable for it.

I have no problem with hierarchy provided it is consensual and equitable at each step. And forcing the environment into a condition that leaves no alternative is not the same as consent.

As for financing infrastructure or working on social projects, that was the original role of the corporation and it worked exceptionally well until the great grandparents of the bastards who rule today hijacked it.

On the other point, just take this forum as an example - how many people here are too stupid to warrant an opinion? And what do they watch on TV? Filling in the small time frame between work shifts by watching crap on TV is not automatically a sign of stupidity - a lack of ambition maybe or resignation. Don't forget, it's very useful for the scum who leech from our society to turn people against each other. The papers we read, consumer items we crave, the idea is they make us the "individuals" we are - but it's the opposite, isn't it?

I think most people are qualified enough to know when they are beng fucked up the arse.

Niall_Quinn
10-01-2014, 11:36 PM
The Big Society?

Yes indeed, the likes of Cameron are incapable of understanding even the fundamentals of society. They believe it is a construct designed to rightfully serve them. But they are still (just about) connected enough to know that WE don't believe it, so they encode their bullshit in terminology that rewrites our own definition and because we have no voice outside the carefully controlled channels shit like the Big Society actually flies. Well almost, it kind of skids along the ground leaving shit stains. Even his mates laughed at that one.

WMUG
11-01-2014, 12:20 AM
I assume this sentence describes how you would like your society to be:
members of a society ... collaborate in order to enhance and sustain that society. I don't want the layer of leeches on top that suck on society for their own benefit and at a cost to the real majority.

I just don't agree with you that governments are inherently self-serving. I'm extremely glad, for example, to live in a country where I know that if I get sick, I will be treated by healthcare professionals at no immediate expense. Would you rather have a US-style system which is, from what I can see, objectively worse? Where you could, until this year, be bankrupted by having the misfortune of being born into a poor family and subsequently getting ill?

I'm also extremely glad to have been educated by teaching professionals at no immediate expense, and that any children I have will have that same fundamental right facilitated to them by an organisation, call it the state, call it a government, call it the Ministry of Education. Would you rather live in a society where you are born into your ability to pay for education? That also, to me, seems fundamentally evil.

If I assume (perhaps wrongly) that the answer to those questions is no, what alternative do you have to state run health care and education that doesn't involve those privileged enough to have been born into wealth? Your answer of 'the corporations will take care of it' seems to lean towards a profit motive, so why don't you expand on how that would work without fucking over those born at the bottom?

In addition to ideological factors, there's a matter of cold-hearted pragmatism to consider here: people being educated universally at no immediate expense is not only beneficial to those receiving the education, but also to those who live in a society where people are being taught how to create the technology you so crave. How do you think it came about? By magic? No, everything that falls under the umbrella of 'technology' was created by people who have benefited from being educated. When more people start being educated, more technology is created.

I agree with this John Green: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x78PnPd-V-A in not believing it to be a coincidence that in the past 150 years since universal education became widespread across the globe, development of technology has skyrocketed. I don't think, and you're welcome to prove me wrong, that universal education can be widespread without some kind of non-profit institution that can be confidently said will always exist; a government.

And of course, people need to be healthy enough to work to create these wonderful tools for advancing society, an argument put forward far more succinctly than I could here: (John Green again) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7LF5Vj2n64

TL;DR: http://youtu.be/aTRSmjUfYrs?t=27s

Munchies
11-01-2014, 12:28 AM
Tldr ^

PGFC
11-01-2014, 08:46 AM
Saturday.

Working.

Boohoo.

The problem with ideology is that cunts who get it can't be shut up about it without violence.

LDG
11-01-2014, 09:01 AM
Saturday :woohoo:

Nice weather :dance:

GP
11-01-2014, 09:33 AM
http://deadstate.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ds-mt-15.png

WMUG
11-01-2014, 11:50 AM
That sign has awful grammar.

Marc Overmars
11-01-2014, 11:51 AM
Clear skies for the London Eye later. :dance:

Xhaka Can’t
11-01-2014, 11:53 AM
Clear skies for the London Eye later. :dance:

It is closed for servicing - at least it was earlier this week

Letters
11-01-2014, 11:54 AM
I thought you meant the sky :blink:

Letters
11-01-2014, 11:55 AM
Oh and yeah...

http://www.londoneye.com/visitorinformation/openingtimes/

MO :hug:

GP
11-01-2014, 12:02 PM
:haha:

Marc Overmars
11-01-2014, 12:10 PM
Yeah I got a text from the missus just now. :doh:

Her idea tbf.

Women. :rolleyes:

PGFC
12-01-2014, 11:04 AM
:haha:

Just tell her to fuck off.

Marc Overmars
12-01-2014, 11:08 AM
:)

LDG
12-01-2014, 11:20 AM
You must have rocked her world, after the devestation of losing out on going round on an oversized ferris wheel.

Marc Overmars
12-01-2014, 11:44 AM
Well she had to make it up to me somehow.

WMUG
12-01-2014, 01:55 PM
Death to the Christmas smilies!

GP
12-01-2014, 02:07 PM
:gp:

Master Splinter
12-01-2014, 05:34 PM
100% dive.

Syn
12-01-2014, 05:43 PM
:lol:

McNamara That Ghost...
12-01-2014, 07:29 PM
:Tree:. :(

RIP friend.

Letters
12-01-2014, 10:32 PM
Death to the Christmas smilies!
People who haven't cleared their cache :lol:

Awlful people.

WMUG
13-01-2014, 01:30 AM
I didn't do anything and now they're gone anyway. Go on then, Letters, 'splain yuself.

Niall_Quinn
13-01-2014, 01:32 AM
I didn't do anything and now they're gone anyway. Go on then, Letters, 'splain yuself.

Letters pretends he understands technology but in reality he's a liberal.

WMUG
13-01-2014, 01:38 AM
Letters pretends he understands technology but in reality he's a liberal.

I see what you did there <_<

I think :unsure:

Niall_Quinn
13-01-2014, 01:40 AM
I see what you did there <_<

I think :unsure:

Why are you wearing a christmas hat FFS?

WMUG
13-01-2014, 01:47 AM
Why are you wearing a christmas hat FFS?

If talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity, seeing things that aren't there is probably 4 or 5 at least. Would explain a lot.

Letters
13-01-2014, 09:45 AM
I didn't do anything and now they're gone anyway. Go on then, Letters, 'splain yuself.
I changed them over last week. If your 'computer' was slow in noticing then try using a proper one

##

PGFC
13-01-2014, 09:55 AM
Monday again? so soon? oh dear lord.

LDG
13-01-2014, 10:16 AM
:tiphat:

Got a ticket for the game on Saturday :dance:

Anyone about?

Niall_Quinn
13-01-2014, 11:51 AM
http://www.xmasclock.com/

Marc Overmars
13-01-2014, 11:52 AM
Managed to bag tickets for United next month. :dance:

A productive morning tbf.

LDG
13-01-2014, 12:08 PM
Managed to bag tickets for United next month. :dance:

A productive morning tbf.

That's midweek innit? What a palaver. £85 as well. Think I'll give that one a miss.....

Much prefer my Saturday 3pm kick-offs these days, aside from midweek evening cup kick-offs.

PGFC
13-01-2014, 12:08 PM
John Lewis? customer services? Cunts. never again. :sulk:

LDG
13-01-2014, 12:11 PM
John Lewis? customer services? Cunts. never again. :sulk:

Ruined your faith again?

Letters
13-01-2014, 12:12 PM
That's midweek innit? What a palaver. £85 as well. Think I'll give that one a miss.....

Much prefer my Saturday 3pm kick-offs these days, aside from midweek evening cup kick-offs.
It's on MrsL's birthday


My chances of watching it :rose:

LDG
13-01-2014, 12:13 PM
It's on MrsL's birthday


My chances of watching it :rose:

You about Saturday?

Ollie the Optimist
13-01-2014, 12:17 PM
villa tonight :dance:

away days :bow:

though last train from birmingham is at 10pm :lol: bastards. driving it is.

PGFC
13-01-2014, 12:21 PM
Ruined your faith again?

I'll never set foot in one again and will actively encourage my F & F not to either, not that it makes a blind bit of difference to them but hey-ho.

Marc Overmars
13-01-2014, 12:22 PM
That's midweek innit? What a palaver. £85 as well. Think I'll give that one a miss.....

Much prefer my Saturday 3pm kick-offs these days, aside from midweek evening cup kick-offs.

It's my dads birthday so me and my bro thought we'd treat him, but yeah 85 quid. :sick:

Was hoping there would be something in the lower tier left but I joined the queue too late.

Going to the Coventry game as well. 25 quid to see us smash a pub team, not bad for a Friday night tbh.

Letters
13-01-2014, 12:26 PM
I'll never set foot in one again and will actively encourage my F & F not to either, not that it makes a blind bit of difference to them but hey-ho.
What've they done? I've generally found them quite good.
They replaced my toaster when it went wrong with no fuss.

Letters
13-01-2014, 12:26 PM
You about Saturday?
Probably can't come out to play on Saturday :(

LDG
13-01-2014, 12:33 PM
:(

Alllllll alone :(

PGFC
13-01-2014, 01:11 PM
What've they done? I've generally found them quite good.
They replaced my toaster when it went wrong with no fuss.

I ordered something to from their on-line sale on Christmas eve, and I'm still waiting for it, or its replacement or a refund or a straight answer, anything really, the cunts.

Xhaka Can’t
13-01-2014, 01:51 PM
It's my dads birthday so me and my bro thought we'd treat him, but yeah 85 quid. :sick:

Was hoping there would be something in the lower tier left but I joined the queue too late.

Going to the Coventry game as well. 25 quid to see us smash a pub team, not bad for a Friday night tbh.

If it's a good enough present for MOe's dad it's good enough for Mrs L

Letters
13-01-2014, 01:56 PM
If it's a good enough present for MOe's dad it's good enough for Mrs L
:lol:

It would almost be worth it for the look on her face.

LDG
13-01-2014, 02:52 PM
Shit.

Is it home time yet?

Here comes the rain again.

Letters
13-01-2014, 03:18 PM
Playing football tonight and the forecast is rain all evening

:(

Me :pal:

LDG
13-01-2014, 03:19 PM
Aye. Out running in it.

That said, I quite like running in the rain.

Marc Overmars
13-01-2014, 03:28 PM
This new health kick is killing me.

Boring old nuts, fruit and yoghurts.

LDG
13-01-2014, 03:31 PM
I've not had a beer since NYE.

Was pretty good over Christmas too....only had a few.

Trying to get used to not having the party in my life as much anymore....

I feel pretty good really. Only put on 1/2 kilo over Christmas, and whipped that straight off again within a few days. Went running every day over the holiday period.

There is one drawback to it all.

I'm fucking bored.

Gonna get smashed at the weekend :dance:

Letters
13-01-2014, 03:33 PM
You might be many things after March but bored won't be one of them

LDG
13-01-2014, 03:35 PM
You might be many things after March but bored won't be one of them

Innit.

I can't wait tbf. I'm well excited :lol:

PGFC
13-01-2014, 04:00 PM
Innit.

I can't wait tbf. I'm well excited :lol:

It's the best thing in the world, ever :good:

Letters
13-01-2014, 04:28 PM
It's the best thing in the world, ever :good:

Better than John Lewis' customer service? :o

GP
13-01-2014, 04:38 PM
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

GP
13-01-2014, 04:53 PM
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Letters
13-01-2014, 04:57 PM
That was worth turning the page for.

WMUG
13-01-2014, 05:56 PM
You're still on 10 posts per page? Nube.

In an unrelated story, no one man should have that much boost. :(

Shaqiri Is Boss
13-01-2014, 06:36 PM
Stephen Hawking has nitrous?

IBK
14-01-2014, 12:36 AM
Better than John Lewis' customer service? :o

Frighten me re how quickly time passes. How long have you been married now, mate?

LDG
14-01-2014, 06:44 AM
Another 4am wake up.

This sucks ass.

Gonna be ratty as fuck all day now :angry:

Letters
14-01-2014, 07:47 AM
Frighten me re how quickly time passes. How long have you been married now, mate?

29th September 2012 (no, I didn't have to look that up) so just over a year and a quarter.

Letters
14-01-2014, 07:57 AM
Amazon user reviews :lol:

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC

PGFC
14-01-2014, 08:14 AM
:haha:

IBK
14-01-2014, 10:45 AM
29th September 2012 (no, I didn't have to look that up) so just over a year and a quarter.

I thought that would be a shock. It was!

IBK
14-01-2014, 10:47 AM
Amazon user reviews :lol:

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC

Priceless! :lol:


the loud, ominous gurgling coming from my gut could easily be mistaken for the percolating of some bachelor's crappy coffeemaker.

LMAO

Ollie the Optimist
14-01-2014, 11:38 AM
cracking atmosphere last night. am sure those who watched it on tv would have heard it. no voice left today. is it home time yet?

LDG
14-01-2014, 12:26 PM
Wish this working week would fuck off.

Letters
14-01-2014, 01:38 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25726591

He deserved it, tbh

Ollie the Optimist
14-01-2014, 01:49 PM
who'd have thought that when Arsenal finally started challenging for the title again, we would all still be bickering.


Arsenal fans. awful fans

Niall_Quinn
14-01-2014, 01:58 PM
who'd have thought that when Arsenal finally started challenging for the title again, we would all still be bickering.


Arsenal fans. awful fans

Shut up!

WMUG
14-01-2014, 02:04 PM
who'd have thought that when Arsenal finally started challenging for the title again, we would all still be bickering.



People on GW.

PGFC
14-01-2014, 02:05 PM
who'd have thought that when Arsenal finally started challenging for the title again, we would all still be bickering.


Arsenal fans. awful fans


Shut up!


Shoot him ollie!

PGFC
14-01-2014, 02:08 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25726591

He deserved it, tbh

:good:

LDG
14-01-2014, 02:34 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25726120

:lol:

Sorry.

:(

GP
14-01-2014, 02:35 PM
He was visibly shaken.

Niall_Quinn
14-01-2014, 05:22 PM
Shows how little I watch TV or read the bullshit press, I completely missed the joyous news. Ariel Sharon is dead!

PGFC
15-01-2014, 08:24 AM
So, that's why there's so many of them...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25576718

GP
15-01-2014, 08:43 AM
Chinks :rolleyes:

Letters
15-01-2014, 09:31 AM
Lloyds shares :bow:


Morning :tiphat:

LDG
15-01-2014, 10:16 AM
Oh Hi!

Hump day. Get it over with quickly please.

<_<

PGFC
15-01-2014, 10:22 AM
Are you still able to get over the hump LDG?

'##

LDG
15-01-2014, 11:15 AM
:lol:

If I turn her over :coffee:

Letters
15-01-2014, 11:51 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25740082

Must...not...post.....inappropriate.......comment!

LDG
15-01-2014, 11:57 AM
I saw that one earlier, and I dodn't even have to click on your link to know what it was!

:haha:

Letters
15-01-2014, 12:03 PM
:lol:

:ninja:

LDG
15-01-2014, 01:48 PM
Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

Letters
15-01-2014, 01:51 PM
:gp:

Not much to do right now.

LDG
15-01-2014, 01:54 PM
Got a busy few weeks ahead, but the next coupla days are gonna be slooooooow.

First beer of the year on Friday :dance:

PGFC
16-01-2014, 11:27 AM
Thursday :(

Stress, hard-drive failures and I'm hungry.

There again I booked tickets last night for the ballet so :yippee:

Letters
16-01-2014, 11:29 AM
Ballet? Are you a gay?

Xhaka Can’t
16-01-2014, 11:49 AM
You should go to WGC and discuss that with him.

PGFC
16-01-2014, 11:49 AM
Ballet? Are you a gay?

Oh, so that's what it is, glad you could clear it up for me :good:

I take it you haven't moved yet? :ninja:

Letters
16-01-2014, 11:54 AM
You should go to WGC and discuss that with him.
What's wrong with being a gay, you homophobe?

:sulk:



:ninja:

PGFC
16-01-2014, 11:57 AM
:lol:

My daughter's a fan, so we're going for her 18th in March, Sleeping Beauty at the Royal Opera House :woohoo:

Letters
16-01-2014, 12:02 PM
I went to 'Christmas Spectacular' at the RAH over Christmas with MrsL and the In-laws (good name for a band, that).
It was mostly classical music and a bit of opera. There was some ballet though and even a few minutes bored me a bit.

LDG
16-01-2014, 12:03 PM
:lol:

My daughter's a fan, so we're going for her 18th in March, Sleeping Beauty at the Royal Opera House :woohoo:

Does it have Julie Andrews in it?

If so, Letters may go.

PGFC
16-01-2014, 12:05 PM
An interpretation of Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty by Chas'n'Dave.

McNamara That Ghost...
16-01-2014, 12:06 PM
Roger Lloyd Pack. :(

RIP.

Marc Overmars
16-01-2014, 12:07 PM
Hurry up Friday.

PGFC
16-01-2014, 12:07 PM
No :(

Dave will be devastated.

:rose:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8SgaDOock

Letters
16-01-2014, 12:08 PM
Roger Lloyd Pack. :(

RIP.
Really?! :o
He can't have been that old.

:rose:

LDG
16-01-2014, 12:08 PM
Roger Lloyd Pack. :(

RIP.

:crying:

That's really sad :(

McNamara That Ghost...
16-01-2014, 12:10 PM
Really?! :o
He can't have been that old.

:rose:

69 apparently, which is older than I thought he was.

Shaqiri Is Boss
16-01-2014, 12:11 PM
Ballet? Are you a gay?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b78ce09b09dd2f69372e1c4f60c9a39/tumblr_mk50c99f4b1qav9llo1_500.png

Munchies
16-01-2014, 05:52 PM
RIP Trigger :rose:

Xhaka Can’t
16-01-2014, 08:37 PM
He played that part superbly. I love the one where he was going to be interviewed by the local press for using the same brush sweeping for the council for a stupid amount of years. When asked about it, it turns out he had every part of the brush replaced many times over! :haha:
:rose:

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

PGFC
16-01-2014, 10:18 PM
Ah yes, Trigger mastering the Theseus paradox, marvellous.

PGFC
17-01-2014, 09:31 AM
Friday :woohoo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25771510


Scientists are saying that the Sun is in a phase of "solar lull" - meaning that it has fallen asleep - and it is baffling them.

History suggests that periods of unusual "solar lull" coincide with bitterly cold winters.

Can't wait till the Thames freezes over...

Global Warming :pal:

LDG
17-01-2014, 09:37 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/1512646_505597879555077_1676993416_n.jpg

PGFC
17-01-2014, 09:39 AM
:haha:

Letters
17-01-2014, 09:43 AM
Friday

:patrice:

Letters
17-01-2014, 09:44 AM
Thanks, Milliband, you twunt <_<

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/jan/17/labour-banks-shakeup-plan-rbs-lloyds-share-prices

PGFC
17-01-2014, 09:50 AM
Capitalist money-grabbing shareholders :pal:

Letters
17-01-2014, 09:54 AM
Greed is good :sulk:

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2014, 10:04 AM
[QUOTE=Letters;360828]Thanks, Milliband, you twunt

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2014, 10:06 AM
Erm - chaps, bits of postings seem to be going missing (see above). Probably a good thing but I thought you should know anyway.

Letters
17-01-2014, 10:31 AM
I've not seen any problems, I'm sure you were praising me on my prudent investment strategy though.

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2014, 10:34 AM
I've not seen any problems, I'm sure you were praising me on my prudent investment strategy though.

Yes, that was the gist of it.

LDG
17-01-2014, 10:40 AM
What's a good car to buy?

Letters
17-01-2014, 10:42 AM
Ours is green :unsure:

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2014, 10:44 AM
What's a good car to buy?

Bugatti Veyron - it's nippy and has plenty of gadgets/ extras available. Plus it's more distinctive than a Vauxhaul or Ford.

LDG
17-01-2014, 10:52 AM
Cool. I'll get one of those then.

In green I guess.


Thanks bros :good:

Letters
17-01-2014, 11:04 AM
We have a Suzuki Swift. I know that much. Seems fine but you're asking the wrong person about cars.

Niall_Quinn
17-01-2014, 11:08 AM
We have a Suzuki Swift.

:haha:

It's funny because it's not swift.

Shaqiri Is Boss
17-01-2014, 11:13 AM
It's also fat.

GP
17-01-2014, 11:13 AM
Suzuki :lol:

Letters
17-01-2014, 11:15 AM
It's also fat.
So's your mum.

<_<

Shaqiri Is Boss
17-01-2014, 11:17 AM
So's your mum.

<_<
Could still outrun your car.

LDG
17-01-2014, 11:26 AM
:haha:

Letters
17-01-2014, 11:43 AM
Could still outrun your car.

:haha:

Well played :tiphat:

Marc Overmars
17-01-2014, 11:46 AM
What's a good car to buy?

Depends on your budget but I would recommend a VW Golf. Had mine for 6 years now and it's still running like a dream.

Germans. :bow:

GP
17-01-2014, 11:51 AM
Yeah. depends.

If you have a lot of money to spend you could get a McLaren P1, but if you only have a small amount of money you could get a McLaren 12C.