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Bif with a wonderful dummy. :haha:
Yes, he's called Theo.Quote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...
Without exaggeration, I'm not sure Theo has done a single thing right so far. His pass completion rate must be very near 0%
He attended the match on time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
32 minutes of the worst crap you'll ever see.
75 mill squad on our side, 65 mill squad on theirs. All of them on multiple thousands of quid a week. Theo on over 100K a week!
What sort of craziness is this? It must be a giant piss take of some sort that we haven't figured out yet.
Another terrible mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...
Debuchy is stil a psycho, good to know.
Debuchy kicks somebody. Highlight of the match so far.
Kolasinac goes for it, miles wide but at least he had a go.
I think that might be the first attempt on target, and possibly the first attempt full stop. Lame header at goal that Ospina catches easily. It's hotting up now. Soon molecules may start moving again.
Kolasinac punts it out of play. Perhaps it will be called an attempt on goal (or some other such euphemism)
Theo. FFS. :haha:
Walcott the last defender for West Ham.
Jesus fucking christ. On a plate with an open goal :doh:
WELBECK!!!!
Always a goal when he stumbles.
A Welbz classic right there.
Welbz bundles it in.
1-0
Came from a cross on the right from Debuchy. Hart all over the shop. Everybody bum rushes the ball and Welbz half kicks, half trips it over the line.
A fitting goal to grace this shit fest.
Meanwhile Theo completes a pass.
Willock. :haha:
Pillock blasts it over the goal. But it does seem we have decided to step things up in the last 10 mins. We are out of reverse gear and pushing the car in neutral. Big improvement.
1-0 HT. Great entertainment.
HT 1-0
All you can say about that is, people who made the effort to attend :pal:
Enjoyed that
Pillock, obvious but funny all the sameQuote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
As the weeks and years roll on, it becomes less funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
At least we know now why Theo can't even make the bench in the PL. Not even Wenger is that crazy.
Get used to it, this is the panto version of War & Peace, starring One Arsene WengerQuote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
At least there's only one Arsene Wenger. Otherwise we'd hire the other one in a couple of years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Globalgunner
And then they go and play that fucking song at half time, just to rub it in.
Come on Arsenal. :bow:
My stream provider's cable account just got trashed.
And it was LIVE!
4th official has been replaced by a non-qualified stand-in.
I demand a replay so we can watch this all over again.
Mind you, the qualified ones aren't all that. Maybe this guy will do a good job.
11th May 2011 was the last time we avoided the first defender on a corner, according to Bein Sports stats.
Welbz going for the Welbeck bundle again.
Pretend 4th official is now being replaced by a trained official who happened to be in the crowd.
Considerably more interesting than the match.
Why don't they bring the kids on? FFS, give the fans a sliver of hope. Get Jeff on, and Eddie.
Stupid twat is going to do the 72 min thing again, isn't he?
That was surely a foul from Holding? GHEL. :bow:
That's sooooo Arsenal 2017. Willock is pinned in the corner with three opponents on him. Welbz stands 20 yards off, stock still, and watches while the kid is disposed. It's just appalling.
Meanwhile wor'Andy is warming up. Panic stations imminent.
That's it, our one break from the refs for 2017/18, wasted in this game.Quote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...