Arsenal vs West Ham. Tuesday 7.45pm. League cup.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bif with a wonderful dummy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bif with a wonderful dummy.

Yes, he's called Theo.

[Niall_Quinn]

Without exaggeration, I'm not sure Theo has done a single thing right so far. His pass completion rate must be very near 0%

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Without exaggeration, I'm not sure Theo has done a single thing right so far. His pass completion rate must be very near 0%

He attended the match on time.

[Niall_Quinn]

32 minutes of the worst crap you'll ever see.

75 mill squad on our side, 65 mill squad on theirs. All of them on multiple thousands of quid a week. Theo on over 100K a week!

What sort of craziness is this? It must be a giant piss take of some sort that we haven't figured out yet.

[Niall_Quinn]

He attended the match on time.

Another terrible mistake.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Debuchy is stil a psycho, good to know.

[Niall_Quinn]

Debuchy kicks somebody. Highlight of the match so far.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kolasinac goes for it, miles wide but at least he had a go.

[Niall_Quinn]

I think that might be the first attempt on target, and possibly the first attempt full stop. Lame header at goal that Ospina catches easily. It's hotting up now. Soon molecules may start moving again.