Yeah - but look at the thread title - this is the bollocks thread so you can say anything and be right. :good:Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner
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Yeah - but look at the thread title - this is the bollocks thread so you can say anything and be right. :good:Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner
I'd still bang the fuck out of Lady Penelope tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimandi's Perm
He along with the likes of Henderson are very average. Hyped to the maximum cos of their nationality but have done nothing on the pitch to merit it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner
Unlike Parker who has been excellent for some time and is a must get
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Arsenal will face a battle for Gervinho as Lille prepare to offer their striker a new deal.
Arsene Wenger looked set to loosen his purse strings with a £12million bid for the Ivory Coast star but the Ligue 1 champions will not be losing their main man without a fight.
Lille general manager Frederic Paquet - who earlier this week revealed talks between the two clubs over the 23-year-old were at an "advanced stage" said: "We are in negotiations with Arsenal over Gervinho.
"We received an offer from London and although our intention is to offer a new contract to our striker we will talk to Arsenal."
Gervinho played an instrumental role in Lille's double-winning campaign, scoring 18 goals and providing 10 assists in all competitions but his exit could help secure the services of the highly coveted Eden Hazard.
:pray: Lets hope he stays at Lille
http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...p-arsenal-move
I smell a summer long transfer saga coming along for a player noone is bothered about!Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner
http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...-released-listQuote:
Jonathan Woodgate, Patrick Vieira and Matthew Upson are among the big names released by clubs this summer.
Vieira, 35, has been let go by Manchester City after 18 months at the club, with Javier Garrido and former academy graduate Shaleum Logan also departing Eastlands.
Woodgate, meanwhile, leaves White Hart Lane having made just four appearances in two years due to a string of injury problems.
Also on the list of free transfers, published by the Premier League, is Owen Hargreaves, who has barely featured for Manchester United since arriving from Bayern Munich for £17million in 2007.
West Ham’s Upson has left Upton Park following the club's relegation to the Championship, along with fellow centre-back Danny Gabbidon and defender Lars Jacobsen and Jonathan Spector.
The full list of players not retained are below:
Arsenal: Thomas Cruise, Roarie Deacon, Mark Randall.
Aston Villa: Durrell Berry, John Carew, Ellis Deeney, Calum Flanagan, Harry Forrester, Arsenio Halfhuid, Isaiah Osbourne, Robert Pires, Nigel Reo-coker, Moustapha Salifou
Birmingham: Marcus Bent, Lee Bowyer, Sebastian Larsson, James Mcfadden, Mitchell McPike, James O'Shea, Stuart Parnaby, Kevin Phillips, Daniel Preston, Luke Rowe, Robin Shroot, Maik Taylor.
Blackburn:Jordan Bowen, Jason Brown, Zurab Khizanishvili, Benjani Mwaruwari, Michael Potts, Maceo Rigters.
Blackpool: David Carney, Daniel Coid, Ishmel Demontagnac, Rob Edwards, Jason Euell, Marlon Harewood, Richard Kingson, Malaury Martin, Paul Rachubka, Andy Reid, Salaheddine Sbai.
Bolton: Tamir Cohen, Johan Elmander, Ricardo Gardner, Joey O'Brien, Jlloyd Samuel, Samuel Sheridan.
Chelsea: Samuel Hutchinson, Carl Magnay, Danny Philliskirk, Jan Sebek, Michael Woods.
Everton: Kieran Agard, Hope Akpan, Nathan Craig, Gerard Kinsella, Lee McArdle, Iain Turner.
Fulham: Zoltan Gera, Edward Johnson, Diomansy Kamara, John Pantsil, Matthew Saunders.
Liverpool: Jason Banton, Deale Chamberlain, Douglas Cooper, Sean Highdale, Steven Irwin, Nikola Saric.
Manchester City: Javier Garrido, Scott Kay, James Poole, Shaleum Logan, Andrew Tutte, Javan Vidal, Patrick Vieira, James Wood.
Manchester United: Conor Devlin, Owen Hargreaves, Gary Neville [retired], Paul Scholes [retired], Edwin Van Der Sar [retired].
Newcastle United: Sol Campbell, Shefki Kuqi, Patrick McLaughlin.
Stoke City: Abdoulaye Faye, Eidur Gudjohnsen, Ibrahima Sonko.
Sunderland: Michael Kay, Nathan Luscombe, Daniel Madden, Robert Weir, Nathan Wilson, Mvoto Jean-Yves, Bolo Zenden.
Tottenham: Jonathan Woodgate.
West Brom: Giles Barnes, Marcus Haber, Dean Kiely, Abdoulaye Méîté.
West Ham: Anthony Edgar, Holmar Eyjolfsson, Daniel Gabbidon, Lars Jacobsen, Filip Modelski, Jonathan Spector, Adam Street, Matthew Upson.
Wigan: Steven Caldwell, Daniel De Ridder, Joseph Holt, Jason Koumas, Thomas Lambert, Thomas Oakes, Francis Pollitt, Abian Serrano Davila.
Wolves: Adriano Basso, Jody Craddock, John Dunleavy, Marcus Hahnemann, David Jones, Nathan Rooney
Vieira, Pires and Campbell all available on a free.
Arsene, make it happen
SHHHHHH......don't disturb him he's busy chasing nobodies!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ach
Saiifou top of the list, if we're losing a New Zidane we might as well pick up the Togolese Zidane.
If Hargreaves was fit, id love him here. Awesome player.
But then if he was fit there is no way he'd be available on a free
Worth a risk id say
Yeah but they're FRENCH nobodies, that makes them either Henry or Vieira dontcha know.Quote:
Originally Posted by ItsMe
If hes as good as our last Togolese player then hes a must getQuote:
Originally Posted by Darth Vela
He's better, you can't chant Adebayor to the tune of Daddy Cool.
Salifou :bow:
What a player.
Rodwell is an absolute shitcunt
I watched him in that under 21 game the other day and his performance / touch / control / general lack of ability was totally inexcusable. If he ever played like that for Arsenal I would literally want to murder him.
P.S. So glad Mark Randall is gone, the bellend. No offence Mark if you're reading this, i'm sure you're a good lad.
Yeah we're going to miss our Randall the vandal from Chav central.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ironing
Having met and played against him when I was 16, I can confirm Randall is indeed a cunt.
Do tell :popcorn:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc Overmars
A lot of our youngsters have an inflated sense of self-importance..the wages they get, the lifestyle, the fact that they come from gang ridden estates...all contribute.
I played against him in our local under 16's league. He was just a bit of stuck up prat, bitching to the ref if anyone touched him. It was well known that he was being scouted for professional clubs so I guess everyone was a bit envious really and roughed him up when they could. He was shit though so no one could understand why, very easy to knock off the ball.
Seen him out several times in the bars and clubs in MK, especially when he was on loan at the Dons. Typical mind of a footballer, 95% of people didn't know who the fuck he was but acted like he was A-list.
A nothing player who will never amount to anything. Well rid.
His middle name is Leonard.
Says it all, I'm afraid.
How much of that will come true?Quote:
Arsenal are considering a move for Inter Milan's Cameroon striker Samuel Eto'o after he revealed he would like to try his hand in the Premier League this coming season. "I have already shown that I have what it takes to play in Italy and I now have the idea of proving myself in England," Eto'o told Corriere dello Sport. (Full story: Corriere dello Sport)
Gunners boss Arsene Wenger is also keeping tabs on Germany Under-17 striker Samed Yesil. The 17-year-old is yet to break into the first team at Bayer Leverkusen but has attracted the interest of a number of clubs across Europe after some dazzling form in the European U-17 Championship earlier this year.
Full story: talkSPORT
The north London club could be on the verge of a double transfer coup after opening talks over signing Bolton defender Gary Cahill, and their former midfielder Sebastian Larsson, who is a free agent after leaving Birmingham.
Full story: Metro
Wenger's side are also poised to complete the signing of Lille forward Gervinho for £10.6m in the next 48 hours.
Full story: Daily Mirror
However, French club Lille are preparing to offer Gervinho a new contract in a last-ditch bid to ward off interest from the Gunners.
Full story: talkSPORT
Only the last line
I would bum Wenger like it's 2004 again if we signed Eto'o.
No way we're getting Eto. His wage demands are too high..will be off to Citeh if he comes to the PL...which is a shame because I've always felt he could have been immense for us.
But yah, the rumours and links with numerous players, after several years of transfer drought are certainly exciting.
If wenger did bring in Eto'o then I will change my name to "I Love Spurs"
Hasn't Eto'o and Song just had a bit of a bust up with the national team?
Would probably rule us out tbh
Yes they have but shouldn't be a problem for us cos we can just sell Song tbh and get Parker inQuote:
Originally Posted by KESSLER
Kevin Phillips released...He scores goals :)...okay im joking he aint arsenal quality :(
a quote from barcunts president. this one espcially angers me. the first thing any club should do is ask the club who owns the player if they want to sell and bid for him, not talk to the players cos thats fucking tapping up. they are fucking cuntsQuote:
"What is the limit for signing him? We'll need to see. First we need to know what his salary is and what are his conditions."
No its not, cos you would still have to pay him a salary and that would be a waste of moneyQuote:
Originally Posted by Ach
unless he agreed a pay as you play deak and we throw in a clause that states he is to was his own kit
Tell us your middle name so we can pass judgement on you too:pal:Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimandi's Perm
Gervinho, Cahill and Eto'o please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ach
Yeah like you say typical footballer, he also looks like a complete chav.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc Overmars
Nobodies with next to no talent like him should be more humble, he got a lucky break some players put their heads down work their socks off and make the most of that, others just act like big shots.
This guy sounds like a tw*t, he'll probably end up playing for some Sunday league team.
Gaylord.Quote:
Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over
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Fuck me, just seen the draw for next season. Newcastle away, Pool home, Manure away. Please Arsene, buy Samba anbd Cahill quick!
We don't get to see anything of the European leagues outside of CL stuff down under so i had to go to Youtube to find anything on this guy. If what i've seen there is the best of his career i have to agree with you. All sounds a bit too much like the hype that preceeded Chamakh to me which, as we know, quickly turned to fizzleQuote:
Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner
I'd rather play manu at the start of the season before they have really got going. We did OK last year at OT - yeah, I know we lost 2-1 but they did not play well and we had to score their winning goal for them (thanks, Diaby) and without bad luck, we should have won that one, or certainly been good for at least a point. I think they are more nervous at the start of the season, growing in confidence through the season, so that is the time when they are most vulnerable and giving us the best chance to nick 3 points at their gaff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seaman's Ponytail
Is this another one of those players AW likes to go for, from the French league, not that well known and not too expensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seaman's Ponytail
Not that excited about him either tbh, I'd like to see more established players preferably, who are a bit more proven at the highest level.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/st...rsenal?cc=5739
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Not even nobodies from bum league want our flops.
Bendtner's dad :pal:Quote:
Originally Posted by AKBapologist
Face it mate, your son 'the hitman' :haha: is fucking shite and we'll be lucky to get anywhere near £8m for him let alone £12m.