Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Coney]

Bit unfair to say,

Yeah - but look at the thread title - this is the bollocks thread so you can say anything and be right.

[LDG]

Actual shit, from a cat, is better than Parker.

I'd still bang the fuck out of Lady Penelope tho.

[Cripps_orig]

Bit unfair to say,

He along with the likes of Henderson are very average. Hyped to the maximum cos of their nationality but have done nothing on the pitch to merit it.

Unlike Parker who has been excellent for some time and is a must get

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Arsenal will face a battle for Gervinho as Lille prepare to offer their striker a new deal.
Arsene Wenger looked set to loosen his purse strings with a £12million bid for the Ivory Coast star but the Ligue 1 champions will not be losing their main man without a fight.
Lille general manager Frederic Paquet - who earlier this week revealed talks between the two clubs over the 23-year-old were at an "advanced stage" said: "We are in negotiations with Arsenal over Gervinho.
"We received an offer from London and although our intention is to offer a new contract to our striker we will talk to Arsenal."
Gervinho played an instrumental role in Lille's double-winning campaign, scoring 18 goals and providing 10 assists in all competitions but his exit could help secure the services of the highly coveted Eden Hazard.

Lets hope he stays at Lille


http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...p-arsenal-move

[Özim]

Lets hope he stays at Lille


http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...p-arsenal-move

I smell a summer long transfer saga coming along for a player noone is bothered about!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Jonathan Woodgate, Patrick Vieira and Matthew Upson are among the big names released by clubs this summer.
Vieira, 35, has been let go by Manchester City after 18 months at the club, with Javier Garrido and former academy graduate Shaleum Logan also departing Eastlands.
Woodgate, meanwhile, leaves White Hart Lane having made just four appearances in two years due to a string of injury problems.
Also on the list of free transfers, published by the Premier League, is Owen Hargreaves, who has barely featured for Manchester United since arriving from Bayern Munich for £17million in 2007.
West Ham’s Upson has left Upton Park following the club's relegation to the Championship, along with fellow centre-back Danny Gabbidon and defender Lars Jacobsen and Jonathan Spector.
The full list of players not retained are below:
Arsenal: Thomas Cruise, Roarie Deacon, Mark Randall.
Aston Villa: Durrell Berry, John Carew, Ellis Deeney, Calum Flanagan, Harry Forrester, Arsenio Halfhuid, Isaiah Osbourne, Robert Pires, Nigel Reo-coker, Moustapha Salifou
Birmingham: Marcus Bent, Lee Bowyer, Sebastian Larsson, James Mcfadden, Mitchell McPike, James O'Shea, Stuart Parnaby, Kevin Phillips, Daniel Preston, Luke Rowe, Robin Shroot, Maik Taylor.
Blackburn:Jordan Bowen, Jason Brown, Zurab Khizanishvili, Benjani Mwaruwari, Michael Potts, Maceo Rigters.
Blackpool: David Carney, Daniel Coid, Ishmel Demontagnac, Rob Edwards, Jason Euell, Marlon Harewood, Richard Kingson, Malaury Martin, Paul Rachubka, Andy Reid, Salaheddine Sbai.
Bolton: Tamir Cohen, Johan Elmander, Ricardo Gardner, Joey O'Brien, Jlloyd Samuel, Samuel Sheridan.
Chelsea: Samuel Hutchinson, Carl Magnay, Danny Philliskirk, Jan Sebek, Michael Woods.
Everton: Kieran Agard, Hope Akpan, Nathan Craig, Gerard Kinsella, Lee McArdle, Iain Turner.
Fulham: Zoltan Gera, Edward Johnson, Diomansy Kamara, John Pantsil, Matthew Saunders.
Liverpool: Jason Banton, Deale Chamberlain, Douglas Cooper, Sean Highdale, Steven Irwin, Nikola Saric.
Manchester City: Javier Garrido, Scott Kay, James Poole, Shaleum Logan, Andrew Tutte, Javan Vidal, Patrick Vieira, James Wood.
Manchester United: Conor Devlin, Owen Hargreaves, Gary Neville [retired], Paul Scholes [retired], Edwin Van Der Sar [retired].
Newcastle United: Sol Campbell, Shefki Kuqi, Patrick McLaughlin.
Stoke City: Abdoulaye Faye, Eidur Gudjohnsen, Ibrahima Sonko.
Sunderland: Michael Kay, Nathan Luscombe, Daniel Madden, Robert Weir, Nathan Wilson, Mvoto Jean-Yves, Bolo Zenden.
Tottenham: Jonathan Woodgate.
West Brom: Giles Barnes, Marcus Haber, Dean Kiely, Abdoulaye Méîté.
West Ham: Anthony Edgar, Holmar Eyjolfsson, Daniel Gabbidon, Lars Jacobsen, Filip Modelski, Jonathan Spector, Adam Street, Matthew Upson.
Wigan: Steven Caldwell, Daniel De Ridder, Joseph Holt, Jason Koumas, Thomas Lambert, Thomas Oakes, Francis Pollitt, Abian Serrano Davila.
Wolves: Adriano Basso, Jody Craddock, John Dunleavy, Marcus Hahnemann, David Jones, Nathan Rooney

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...-released-list

[Cripps_orig]

Vieira, Pires and Campbell all available on a free.

Arsene, make it happen

[Özim]

Vieira, Pires and Campbell all available on a free.

Arsene, make it happen

SHHHHHH......don't disturb him he's busy chasing nobodies!

[Darth Vela]

Saiifou top of the list, if we're losing a New Zidane we might as well pick up the Togolese Zidane.

[Cripps_orig]

If Hargreaves was fit, id love him here. Awesome player.

But then if he was fit there is no way he'd be available on a free

Worth a risk id say