The Liverpool Thread 2017/2018 featuring Jurgen Klopp

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

She's also ugly and fat and sacrifices live chickens.

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I didn't know about the chickens but I can see she is the type. :good:

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Originally Posted by MaxPeck

I didn't know about the chickens but I can see she is the type. :good:

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I always check the label on chickens in the supermarket to make sure it doesn't say "sacrificed by Diane Abbott", suggest you do the same.

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

apparently darren bent to liverpool is a done deal for 27 million

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:faint:

I can see it being all but done, but not for that amount, surely. Even with our negotiating skills.

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Originally Posted by Suarez Is Boss

:faint:

I can see it being all but done, but not for that amount, surely. Even with our negotiating skills.

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Yopu should swap him for Andy Carroll cos he is a bit shit innit lolz jk

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Originally Posted by Suarez Is Boss

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I can see it being all but done, but not for that amount, surely. Even with our negotiating skills.

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how would he fit in with suarez and gerrard in the team?

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Originally Posted by Terry Tuffnutz

how would he fit in with suarez and gerrard in the team?

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Well enough - only one of them is a racist.

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Originally Posted by MaxPeck

Well enough - only one of them is a racist.

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As long as he doesnt turn the Phil Collins off

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Originally Posted by Flavs

As long as he doesnt turn the Phil Collins off

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So his choice is either listen to Phil Collins or get punched in the face?

Hmm...

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Originally Posted by Flavs

You should swap him for Andy Carroll cos he is a bit shit innit lolz jk

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Wrong. Take out the words 'a bit' and that will correct it.

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Originally Posted by Suarez Is Boss

We'd have every right to, tbf.

So long as he writes it down in the form of fachts.

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What's Steve McClaren doing here?