The Liverpool Thread 2017/2018 featuring Jurgen Klopp

[Coney]

She's also ugly and fat and sacrifices live chickens.

I didn't know about the chickens but I can see she is the type.

[Niall_Quinn]

I didn't know about the chickens but I can see she is the type.

I always check the label on chickens in the supermarket to make sure it doesn't say "sacrificed by Diane Abbott", suggest you do the same.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

apparently darren bent to liverpool is a done deal for 27 million

I can see it being all but done, but not for that amount, surely. Even with our negotiating skills.

[Flavs]

I can see it being all but done, but not for that amount, surely. Even with our negotiating skills.

Yopu should swap him for Andy Carroll cos he is a bit shit innit lolz jk

[Kano]

I can see it being all but done, but not for that amount, surely. Even with our negotiating skills.

how would he fit in with suarez and gerrard in the team?

[Coney]

how would he fit in with suarez and gerrard in the team?

Well enough - only one of them is a racist.

[Flavs]

Well enough - only one of them is a racist.

As long as he doesnt turn the Phil Collins off

[GP]

As long as he doesnt turn the Phil Collins off

So his choice is either listen to Phil Collins or get punched in the face?

Hmm...

[Coney]

You should swap him for Andy Carroll cos he is a bit shit innit lolz jk

Wrong. Take out the words 'a bit' and that will correct it.

[-Xs-]

We'd have every right to, tbf.

So long as he writes it down in the form of fachts.

What's Steve McClaren doing here?