We're not signing Cahill. That rumour needs to GTFO.
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We're not signing Cahill. That rumour needs to GTFO.
the rumors on the net say AW is planning to buy o'shea from manu to cover for leaving clichy.
:banghead:
it's almost like silvestre-thing again.
ffs.
lolz:
http://www.football365.com/f365-feat....-Rumour-Mill?
Johnny And Al's Alternative Rumour Mill
Bored of the usual transfer nonsense? Then read about Arsene Wenger getting sick of the Fabregas 'bollocks', Big Sam signing Masterchef's Gregg Wallace and more...
Last Updated: 30/06/11 at 15:45 Post Comment
Samir Nasri: I Want To Play Men's Football
Arsenal Ladies favourite Samir Nasri is "excited" about a rumoured move to Manchester United. "There's no reason why some of the best players in our team could not compete with the top men," said the forward. "To be honest, I am a bit sick of having to defend our sport: in this day and age, why should I have to justify playing football for a living? I expect a lot of the critics of Arsenal Ladies and teams like us would expect me to be stuck in the kitchen or doing the hoovering and looking after babies. Well, this is 2011, not 1951, thank you very much, and there is no reason why I can't play alongside the blokes and show them a thing or two."
City Aim High
Manchester City have offered Barcelona "all the money on earth" to buy Lionel Messi, and Barcelona are prepared to sell. The club released a statement which declared, "We will sell Messi for all the money on earth, because once we own the world's wealth we will become a world government, albeit one which messes around a lot, feigns injury and then does something really brilliant that will impress shallow people."
Big Man At Back For Hammers?
Sam Allardyce is set to sign Masterchef eating phenomenon Gregg Wallace in a bid to give the Hammers defence a biscuity, buttery base.
"I like a man with a big head and a big heart - and Gregg's heart is massive," said Allardyce, as he ate from a giant trough of baked beans garnished with a couple of dead dogs. "Honestly, his heart is the size of a football, but that's probably just the saturated fats to be fair, and we can get that down to normal size with a bit of gym work, no problem."
"Mmmmm. Saturated fats," added the Hammers boss, staring off into the middle distance and licking his lips.
Test Tube Blues Spunking Money Away Yet Again
Chelsea have confirmed they have signed all of John Terry's spermatoza on a unique 20-year development deal. A club spokesman said: "Big JT's little JTs embody the spunky spirit of Chelsea; and this deal will also help to reduce the average age of the squad."
Toon Totty Vow
Newcastle's new French signing Sylvain Marveaux admits he has only come to the north east in order to "have the standing-up sex with big booby girls called Tracey in that alleyway off the Bigg Market" and "lots of beer with the lads, like". His agent has since claimed the player was quoted out of context.
Arsène: I'm Pig-Sick Of The Whole Cesc Thing
Arsenal have decided to give Cesc Fabregas away to Barcelona for free. Speaking from the public bar of the Drayton Arms, over by the fruity, an animated Arsène Wenger said: "Everyone is bored stupid by this whole Fabregas bollocks. He's just not worth all the bloody newsprint dedicated to him so I'm driving him to Barcelona myself to get rid of the hairy little hobbit. He'll be lucky if I don't punch him in the face for the whole of the journey. Now leave me alone, I'm trying to have a drink here."
Delia Hits Back
Norwich City have denied that they are trying to buy players in return for very nicely cooked ramekins of crème brûlée and perfectly poached sea trout.
Black Cats In Striker Crisis
Steve Bruce has commented on his new striking signing, saying: "To be fair, for that sort of money, I thought we'd bought one lad called Connor and one called Wickham."
John Nicholson and Alan Tyers
We're in talks with oxo cube kid according to SSN.
Yay
:popcorn::lol:
Nasri this
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7HMcVWJ4lk...at_matters.jpg
Oxo cube isn't a bad player to be fair, seems to have some decent skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc Overmars
He's not however a ready made replacement for any first teamers that might leave.
Oxo cube kid? :unsure:
Oxface Chambermaid :good:Quote:
Originally Posted by Coney
Oxtail-ChambermaidQuote:
Originally Posted by Coney
Alex oxlade-chamberlainQuote:
Originally Posted by Coney
Thanks x 3 :)
John O' Shea :bow:
PL experience, proven winner and a bit of a dick, exactly what we need.
If it wasn't for Silvestre it'd be laughable though, anyone doubt that Jenkinson will be back up at RB and an option at LB instead of O'Shea?
If we buy O' Shea, I'll shit on Wengers back door step, as well as through his letterbox.
If things turn out bad, I'm gonna need some serious carbo loading the week of 13th August. There's gonna be so much shit on Wengers property, he'll need to hang on to Denilson, purely for the clean up job. At least he'll clear from side to side, rather than up and down. Bit like how I wipe my arse.
Rant over.
I'm not sure it counts as a rant when most of the post was about shit, then again there's a few rants I've read out there that seem to consist of nothing but shit.
Carry on shitting, then.
Did you suffer from a mild stroke while typing that?Quote:
Originally Posted by ollie the optimist
http://blogs.soccernet.com/onthemove/Quote:
09.56 Lille star Gervinho claims he is on the verge of sealing his move to Arsenal, but has hit out at one of his new team-mates. "Do not compare me to [Marouane] Chamakh. I'm going to Arsenal to play and be in the action. I'm not going there to sit on bench," he said.
Liking him already :bow: :bow: :bow:
one dickhead leaves and another one strolls in...
actually, it proves how easy people are sucked into the headlines
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Asked if it was a risk swapping first-team football at Lille for a place in a squad with more competition for places, the forward replied: "A risk? Not at all. I'm going to Arsenal to play. The best risk to take is to look to score goals and to play a lot.
"In football you have to take risks if you want to win. I'm going to Arsenal to win."
Arsenal's initial bid of £7 million had reportedly been rejected, but negotiations continue and a move is expected soon. Speaking to France Football, Gervinho also revealed he never had any doubt he would be moving to the Emirates Stadium.
"I had no hesitation. None. But in a transfer there's always a period of analysis and negotiations,'' he said. "All sides had to be satisfied so that things could develop smoothly.
"I'm going there to play, not to be on the bench. Arsenal love the game. And I love teams that love the game. The Premier League is a notch above [the rest]. It's maybe the best league in the world. I want to live that sensation."
:lol:
That's pretty good. Hopefully it puts a bit of fire in Chamakh to show otherwise.
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09.56 Lille star Gervinho claims he is on the verge of sealing his move to Arsenal, but has hit out at one of his new team-mates. "Do not compare me to [Marouane] Chamakh. I'm going to Arsenal to play and be in the action. I'm not going there to sit on bench," he said.
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Originally Posted by Boss
:lol: Make him captain!
My aunty Doris knows the tea lady at the training ground and she has heard a rumour about transfer involving Messi.
Have clarified this with her. It seems our transfer policy is a bit messy.
I'm absolved from my earlier poor joke.
That, Hump, is fucking awful.
:gp:Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
who the better player between Wicks and chambermaid? they both look meh tbh
You got lucky today.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
GWFP.Quote:
Originally Posted by GB.
:dance:
Gezza for ripping Chamakh. :bow:
He's got a ski-slope, on his head!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc Overmars
He's got a ski-slope, on his head!
He's got a skiii-slope, on his head!
And he hates marouane chamakh!
part of the deal for him is that he has to shave that stupid hair of his.
July 1st
Have we bought anyone yet?
Didnt think so.
The "wait til July 1st" brigade :pal:
Bendtner :haha:Quote:
GARY CAHILL'S move to Arsenal hit a stumbling block as Bolton knocked back the chance to take Nicklas Bendtner in part exchange.
The Gunners are favourites to land the £17million-rated England defender, although Tottenham are also keen.
But Wanderers boss Owen Coyle turned his nose up at the chance to take Denmark international Bendtner, who looks surplus to requirements at the Emirates.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz1Qr3ohbKi
bendy and denilson...no one wants them. sad really.
oh, wait. no it isn't.
Owen Coyle knows Bendtner is too good for Bolton. He realises their mid-table status would not be able to cope with the pure class, transcendent skills and lofty ambitions of the world's greatest striker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ach
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,195...012801,00.htmlQuote:
Nicklas Bendtner's father and agent, Thomas, claims his son is attracting interest from 'all the big leagues'.
Big stupid donkey. No one likes him 'cept his dad.
Big stupid donkey:fingers:
Don't forget the "waiting period", every club has that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ach
Also we can't go out and buy players for 50 million!
Unfortunately it's either cheap nobodies or 50 million stars, there's no other options apparently!
They put ten men behind the goal line?Quote:
Originally Posted by ollie the optimistthis is the team taht when played the top four put then men behind the goaline both home and away and accepted a draw if they got it? oh and spent a gabillion quid. they deserve fuck all credit for finishing above us. if scum didnt fuck, if we didnt, and liverpool actaully played like they should then they would be not even playing europa leagueQuote:
Originally Posted by GB.
With tactics like that it's no wonder they were happy with a draw.
Got to hand it to the kid, he's going to keep his 100% record of fucking things up for the club right up until the door hits his fat useless arse on the way out. What a waste of time and money this guy has been, along with so many of the others.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ach
Bentner is legend.no matter what u ppl think about him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
Just do us all a favour and get lost Nick!Quote:
Originally Posted by 4-3-3
let get serious ppl. when is press conf?:-(