Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

So weve got a LB and a striker.

I reckon well get Cahill and maybe nick Alex. Then its just a CM.

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

i saw that earlier, made me want to vommit

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Made me piss my pants:

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serious question. would you rather have two 30 million quid signings such as hazard and cahill type or would you rather have for five signins like santos, alex, benayoun and elias?

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Originally Posted by Elreactor

He´ll be the new Vieira.

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There's no proof he'll move to City and fuck us over.

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

serious question. would you rather have two 30 million quid signings such as hazard and cahill type or would you rather have for five signins like santos, alex, benayoun and elias?

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You're missing a player in the second option. Regardless though, I'd have to take the five players option. I would've said the first option say a week ago but we've completely annihilated the squad since then.

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Originally Posted by ollie the optimist

serious question. would you rather have two 30 million quid signings such as hazard and cahill type or would you rather have for five signins like santos, alex, benayoun and elias?

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Why does it have to be one or the other? Why not some top quality plus a few fillers?

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

You're missing a player in the second option. Regardless though, I'd have to take the five players option. I would've said the first option say a week ago but we've completely annihilated the squad since then.

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only missing a player because i meant to put four or five signings :lol:

id take the five too

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Why does it have to be one or the other? Why not some top quality plus a few fillers?

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because i dont think we have the money for it, we have the money for two massive signings or 4/5 decent ones imo

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Originally Posted by Grimandi's Perm

Also, we've been linked with a player from Switzerland called Tubgirl.

Everyone Google him, quick!

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Brings back memories. I got fired for looking at that sick image at work about 10 yrs ago!!

:haha:

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Originally Posted by Grimandi's Perm

I'd fucking love to sign Elia

Just a couple questions though.

How much would he cost?

Who is Elia?

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:haha:

That made me laugh.