Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[KSE Comedy Club]

So weve got a LB and a striker.

I reckon well get Cahill and maybe nick Alex. Then its just a CM.

[Niall_Quinn]

i saw that earlier, made me want to vommit

Made me piss my pants:

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This website was taken down due to reasons and stuff! You can still visit Goatse Security.

Which leads to...

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[Ollie the Optimist]

serious question. would you rather have two 30 million quid signings such as hazard and cahill type or would you rather have for five signins like santos, alex, benayoun and elias?

[Niall_Quinn]

He´ll be the new Vieira.

There's no proof he'll move to City and fuck us over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

serious question. would you rather have two 30 million quid signings such as hazard and cahill type or would you rather have for five signins like santos, alex, benayoun and elias?

You're missing a player in the second option. Regardless though, I'd have to take the five players option. I would've said the first option say a week ago but we've completely annihilated the squad since then.

[Niall_Quinn]

serious question. would you rather have two 30 million quid signings such as hazard and cahill type or would you rather have for five signins like santos, alex, benayoun and elias?

Why does it have to be one or the other? Why not some top quality plus a few fillers?

[Ollie the Optimist]

You're missing a player in the second option. Regardless though, I'd have to take the five players option. I would've said the first option say a week ago but we've completely annihilated the squad since then.

only missing a player because i meant to put four or five signings

id take the five too

[Ollie the Optimist]

Why does it have to be one or the other? Why not some top quality plus a few fillers?

because i dont think we have the money for it, we have the money for two massive signings or 4/5 decent ones imo

[Grebbo]

Also, we've been linked with a player from Switzerland called Tubgirl.

Everyone Google him, quick!

Brings back memories. I got fired for looking at that sick image at work about 10 yrs ago!!

[Grebbo]

I'd fucking love to sign Elia

Just a couple questions though.

How much would he cost?

Who is Elia?

That made me laugh.