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10-07-2013, 02:41 PM
Letters

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Who says 8 years of underinvestment and lack of ambition doesn't get results?

Aye.

Top of the league at this stage for the 8th year in a row

Wenger :bow:
10-07-2013, 02:58 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by JonasTC

So it should soon be official that Frankfurt is signing Nicklas ****ner, he was photographed at their stadium yesterday, the stupid **** has just been waiting for Arsenal to give in, so Frankfurt will be paying what they offered him and Arsenal will pay the rest, so it matches what he would get at Arsenal for the next year. I really hate this guy.

Most arrogant fuck in the history of world sport, when you compare is shockingly limited talent to his hyper inflated ego. Muhammed Ali was arrogant but his talent matched it. And Ali had a sense of humour, Bendtner seems to believe the bullshit he comes out with about himself. I pity Frankfurt but I'm also pretty pissed at Arsenal for having this turd on the books for so long. Easily one of the biggest losers in football, such a shit we have to pay somebody to take him off our hands - that's how bad he is.
10-07-2013, 03:00 PM
Niall_Quinn

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letters

Aye.

Top of the league at this stage for the 8th year in a row

Wenger :bow:

Wenger is trying to get our name changed to Carsenal btw.
10-07-2013, 03:12 PM
Grebbo

Shit I think we're going to sign Barry! Fucking hell
10-07-2013, 03:48 PM
Marc Overmars

That would be an incredible WUM.

You'd have to praise Wenget for that.
10-07-2013, 03:57 PM
Syn

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10-07-2013, 04:00 PM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by JonasTC

So it should soon be official that Frankfurt is signing Nicklas ****ner, he was photographed at their stadium yesterday, the stupid **** has just been waiting for Arsenal to give in, so Frankfurt will be paying what they offered him and Arsenal will pay the rest, so it matches what he would get at Arsenal for the next year. I really hate this guy.

I heard the deal is off as he is holding out for Barca.....no jokes
10-07-2013, 04:03 PM
McNamara That Ghost...

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

Wenger is trying to get our name changed to Carsenal btw.

Honda on the way? Sorry.
10-07-2013, 04:24 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...

Honda on the way? Sorry.

Still trying to get mileage from that one?
10-07-2013, 04:25 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

Shit I think we're going to sign Barry! Fucking hell

Will be a shame having to boo him all the time if he comes here. But necessary.
10-07-2013, 04:31 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Grebbo

Shit I think we're going to sign Barry! Fucking hell

All the stories seem to stem from a (huge sigh of relief) Daily Star article. £4mill fee plus £75K pw for one year with option for second years depending on how incredibly shite the **** is (second year guaranteed then). If there's even the slightest hint of truth in this the most appropriate response would be to burn the stadium down and slaughter the board.
10-07-2013, 04:46 PM
Fist of Lehmann

People didn't want to believe the Sylvestre rumour either.

They were wrong. Terribly wrong.
10-07-2013, 04:50 PM
Dennis Bendtner

I don't see the big issue. The best Bender alternative out there.
10-07-2013, 04:55 PM
Kano

another bender in a midfield full of em.
10-07-2013, 05:32 PM
Dicks and chicks

Luis Suarez

http://allarsenal.com/wp-content/upl...rt-300x168.gif

apparently according to goal.com we are making a 35mil bid for him
10-07-2013, 05:34 PM
Marc Overmars

cool story bro
10-07-2013, 05:35 PM
GP

goal.com :haha:

chicks with dicks :haha:

GayPete :haha:
10-07-2013, 05:39 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Dennis Bendtner

I don't see the big issue. The best Bender alternative out there.

So many issues it's hard to know where to start.

First there's this claim we have £70mill to spend (yes I know, but just humour me) - I'd assume that fantasy figure is fees and wages. Then you add back the wages of the shit we've managed to flush so far (not nearly enough but something is better than nothing). That's the alleged, supposed, speculated pot we have to work with. Do we want to give Gareth Fucking Barry (GFB) around £4mill of that with another £4mill going to city?

Then there's the message we send. We sell our best players to our rivals and buy cast-off shite from them in return. The cheapskate, selling club tag remains.

He's a shit player, slow, brain dead, a donkey. How does he possibly fit into our style of play. So okay, our style of play is now shite, slow, brain dead but are we finally accepting that's the way we want it by bringing in the likes of GFB, or are we going to try and repair our game?

Yes, he's likely to be cover and not a starter (but let's not give Wenger the opportunity eh?), so why not promote somebody through the squad instead? Far better to give one of our own a chance to play backup than bring in GFB.

Then there's the fact he's an epic ****. I assume no explanation is required on this one.

I'm sure there's more but the above is enough. Benayoun was a laugh, but this isn't even a little bit funny.
10-07-2013, 05:47 PM
Özim

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Originally Posted by Terry Tuffnutz

another bender in a midfield full of em.

Not just in midfield either.
10-07-2013, 05:50 PM
Dennis Bendtner

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

So many issues it's hard to know where to start.

First there's this claim we have £70mill to spend (yes I know, but just humour me) - I'd assume that fantasy figure is fees and wages. Then you add back the wages of the shit we've managed to flush so far (not nearly enough but something is better than nothing). That's the alleged, supposed, speculated pot we have to work with. Do we want to give Gareth Fucking Barry (GFB) around £4mill of that with another £4mill going to city?

Then there's the message we send. We sell our best players to our rivals and buy cast-off shite from them in return. The cheapskate, selling club tag remains.

He's a shit player, slow, brain dead, a donkey. How does he possibly fit into our style of play. So okay, our style of play is now shite, slow, brain dead but are we finally accepting that's the way we want it by bringing in the likes of GFB, or are we going to try and repair our game?

Yes, he's likely to be cover and not a starter (but let's not give Wenger the opportunity eh?), so why not promote somebody through the squad instead? Far better to give one of our own a chance to play backup than bring in GFB.

Then there's the fact he's an epic ****. I assume no explanation is required on this one.

I'm sure there's more but the above is enough. Benayoun was a laugh, but this isn't even a little bit funny.

He's a bender
10-07-2013, 05:52 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Dennis Bendtner

He's a bender

Still not enough to offset all the negatives I've mentioned.
10-07-2013, 06:15 PM
She Wore A Yellow Ribbon

i reckon we've signed barry but dont want to announce it because jupiter might not sell us mooney.

:where'swOllie:
10-07-2013, 07:01 PM
Dicks and chicks

Gareth Barry odds of him signing slashed to 1/4 by the bookmakers (bet victor). must mean he's coming home.
10-07-2013, 07:15 PM
Munchies

Surely Man City/Chelsea will get involved in signing Higuain ?

They've both lost out on Cavani...
10-07-2013, 07:19 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Munchies

Surely Man City/Chelsea will get involved in signing Higuain ?

They've both lost out on Cavani...

Yes, but we get Barry.

Wenger and the board and everyone down to the tea lady can fuck off if Barry comes here.

On the other hand, if this is some sort of sick Wenger transfer window wind up then, good one, I've bitten.
10-07-2013, 07:26 PM
Master Splinter

Benayoun was quality.
10-07-2013, 07:27 PM
Dicks and chicks

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Benayoun was quality.

lewl
10-07-2013, 07:30 PM
Marc Overmars

The best manager in the league Pellegrini is after a striker.

Higuain is gone.

Time for Gaz Baz to come home.
10-07-2013, 07:30 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Benayoun was quality.

You can take a joke too far.
10-07-2013, 07:31 PM
Master Splinter

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Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn

You can take a joke too far.

Agreed, you have overstayed your welcome.
10-07-2013, 07:33 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Agreed, you have overstayed your welcome.

And I'm just getting started.
10-07-2013, 08:22 PM
Syn

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Benayoun was quality.

No doubt about it. Fantastic footballer and a fantastic jew.
10-07-2013, 08:31 PM
Niall_Quinn

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Originally Posted by Syn

No doubt about it. Fantastic footballer and a fantastic jew.

There's always one :sulk: (fantastic footballer I mean)
10-07-2013, 08:53 PM
Bergkampwonderland10

Since the opening of this thread on 7.2.13...we have shipped out Santos, Denilson, Squillacci, Arshavin, Santos, Djourou, Mannone, Coquelin (though not sure why coq..I rate him highly as a squad player), and if there is a god...Bendtner too by tomorrow...ok...half the job done...now please fill the spaces wisely...and soon. When do we go off on tour? This weekend?? The transfer window been open 10 days and only a deal for Sanogo which was effectively sorted in June anyway - seriously sort it out...
10-07-2013, 08:54 PM
Bergkampwonderland10

ha...just to make doubley sure seeing as I wrote his name 2x - we've shipped Santos haven't we?
10-07-2013, 08:57 PM
fakeyank

No worries bitches, AW knows. Ronaldo and Messi are coming home!

AW :bow:
10-07-2013, 09:03 PM
Kano

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Originally Posted by Bergkampwonderland10

ha...just to make doubley sure seeing as I wrote his name 2x - we've shipped Santos haven't we?

Say santos again! Say santos again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say santos one more God-damned time!

http://www1.skysports.com/football/n...er-Gremio-loan
10-07-2013, 09:05 PM
Letters

Arsenal's summer plans finally revealed.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.n...92674306_n.jpg
10-07-2013, 09:10 PM
Bergkampwonderland10

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Originally Posted by Terry Tuffnutz

Say santos again! Say santos again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say santos one more God-damned time!

http://www1.skysports.com/football/n...er-Gremio-loan

Jeeeezus - he's still with us? Are you kidding? If I say his name for a third time- does that make him disappear?
10-07-2013, 09:14 PM
Kano

the opposite - candyman really couldn't be a more appropriate nickname.

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