who the fuck is that hedgehog in the third picture with chezza?Quote:
Originally Posted by fakeyank
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who the fuck is that hedgehog in the third picture with chezza?Quote:
Originally Posted by fakeyank
One of the shit youngsters probably.
I'm going for that Gnabry pubber
Little bit harsh on hedgehogs, tbf.
Only if he hasn't seen the sun in a very very long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cripps
It is of course the household name that is Kristoffer Olsson...
Three players then- Higuain, Ronaldo and Messi.. :dancingman:Quote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...
They sure got us on the Higuain one. LOL, good one!Quote:
Originally Posted by fakeyank
Don't thing many fell for the Rooney one - too far fetched.
Fucking hope the Barry thing is a wind up too, nervous about that one, like kicking us when we are down.
RE: Suarez - will never happen but even if we spent £100mill on the guy it still means we finish 4th! We had the best striker in the world here and we finished 4th!
TWO world class strikers needed - Suarez AND Higuain please
ONE world class midfielder - Schweinsteiger please
ONE world class defender - Bramble please
In fact fuck please, just get them or I'll smash your faces in you ****s
Word on the street is we've been using injunctions to keep our transfer work out of the media.
That would be Sesame Street, where we do all our dealings. Big Bird is our lawyer and Grover pulls stuff out of his bin to entice the players.Quote:
Originally Posted by server too busy!
Is The Count our accountant?
1 private yacht! 2! 2 private yachts! Ah ha ha!
And so on.
Yes, excellent. A blood sucking accountant. What about the Swedish Chef, there must be a role for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Letters
Yeah also I doubt BS bids are accepted in the real world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cripps
Arshavin - cookie monster?
From soccernet.Quote:
08:18 BST: Johan Djourou managed to get injured in his debut for Hamburg. Problems with his left adductors force the Arsenal loanee to rest for 10 days. But in a small interview with the Hamburger Morgenpost, he says he is looking forward to his official presentation.
:lol:
by street you mean, twitter right?Quote:
Originally Posted by server too busy!
you could've just saved face and deleted this but now its quoted.
sucker.
Djourou is on loan again isn't he? We haven't even sold him yet. Or given him away.
Let's put transfer talk aside for a bit now, we've got some important games coming up against the likes of the "Indonesia Dream Team", "Vietnam", these are critical to our success this season so any transfer deals can wait.
But as that Payton guy said, Higuain, Cesar and some other top player he knows about but won't mention is on his way.....possibly with another 1-2 top signings as well, it takes time to sort these deals out that's all.
Do you mean Coronation Street or Sesame Street?Quote:
Originally Posted by server too busy!
Excuse me - Sesame Street is mine, I've already done that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arse n Wonga
Fair play I didn't see your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
I should ban you from the thread for this but just this once I'll let it go :sulk:Quote:
Originally Posted by Arse n Wonga
Sesame Street more like!Quote:
Originally Posted by server too busy!
LOL
Uh-oh.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
"Vietnam". :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Arse n Wonga
It really does exist!
Also and because I don't want to quote another post, if we really have taken out injuctions, wouldn't that mean all the players that have been speculated about aren't actually who we will be getting?
Sadly we can't answer that, our spokesman from the street has been locked up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4-TsaNENo
LOL Sesame Street - hit the nail on the head!Quote:
Originally Posted by LDG
We should think of some more streets to laugh at.
The Streets :lol:
Awful shit rap band.
you might as well stick that at the top of the site.Quote:
Originally Posted by McNamara That Ghost...
I'd laugh at the failings of our board and that **** Gazidis if that happens. Think it's Jovetic though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Terry Tuffnutz
Meanwhile on the asian tour, the top 4 trophy is about to be paraded:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO9yV_3CIAAfIMO.png
Outsourcing our support, soon you'll need a visa as well as a ticket to get into the stadium. Will be ideal for them, a tourist attraction football club with all those moany, lower class peasants locked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munchies
Has Grover bought the bin off Oscar?Quote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
It's just a sub-let while Oscar is on holiday after the confed cup.
Shut up. Grover had a bin in the Uk version.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
Really nervous about the game coming up against the Indonesia Dream Team. Are they the football equivalent of the USA basketball dream team at the Olympics?Quote:
Originally Posted by Munchies
It would be good to see our new signings
Oh wait
Gazidis has taken out an injunction against GW to prevent us talking about transfers - so be careful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cripps
"There is only one thing worse than signing new players and that is not signing new players"
- Oscar Wilde
So, is Winnebago available for the next game and do you think he will play?Quote:
Originally Posted by Niall_Quinn
Talk is he might be the new Henry.
Illarramendi has joined Real Madrid. :lol:
FFS.
We'll be linked to Xabi Alonso, Khedira, Oezil or Di Maria imminently I imagine.