One of the shit youngsters probably.
I'm going for that Gnabry pubber
Little bit harsh on hedgehogs, tbf.
They sure got us on the Higuain one. LOL, good one!
Don't thing many fell for the Rooney one - too far fetched.
Fucking hope the Barry thing is a wind up too, nervous about that one, like kicking us when we are down.
RE: Suarez - will never happen but even if we spent £100mill on the guy it still means we finish 4th! We had the best striker in the world here and we finished 4th!
TWO world class strikers needed - Suarez AND Higuain please
ONE world class midfielder - Schweinsteiger please
ONE world class defender - Bramble please
In fact fuck please, just get them or I'll smash your faces in you ****s
Für eure Sicherheit
Word on the street is we've been using injunctions to keep our transfer work out of the media.
Is The Count our accountant?
1 private yacht! 2! 2 private yachts! Ah ha ha!
And so on.