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Arsene, do you cut your toenails straight across or curved?
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Arsene, do you cut your toenails straight across or curved?
Arsene, when you trip over something that's been left lying around on the floor and your wife shouts at you for breaking it, what do you say to her?
Goke Wan was on this, f*ck me.
All the fans that took part in that should be shot.
Which one was Ollie?
Killed that link as soon as the 1st fucker opened his snout asking about some zonal marking shit.
"What did you spend your pocket money on as a kid?"
That was the best of the questions!Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh_Gooner
Don't do that, you'll miss out on classics like "Which team poses the greatest threat in the Emirates Cup?" and "Out of all countries where have you found the most passionate fans?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh_Gooner
Zonal marking is quite a pertinent question i am surprised they allowed that through the vetting process of softballsQuote:
Originally Posted by Arse n Wonga
Questions for Arsene
1) I have very much enjoyed the Eight part series "The Returned"....which is about people returning from the dead, if you could bring back any player from beyond the grave to play in your side who would it be?.
2) Question i ask everyone....Viennese Whirl: Biscuit or Cake?
3) What is your favorite track on Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy?
4) Do you prefer to stand up and urinate or sit down and contemplate your day?
5) Who do you think would win in a fist fight between Jeremy Paxman and John Snow?
6) What do you prefer: Daddy or Chips?
7) Who is your favourite racist comedian?
8) How would you go about washing clothes stained with seminal fluid?....would you put them on a higher temperature wash and risk shrinking them?
9) If there was a fire in the Training ground and Laurent Koscielny and Santi Cazorla were trapped in different areas and you could only save one of them, which one would it be?
10) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"Who's got the biggest cock out of you and Ivan?"
I think Arsene tbh
You see how this works?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ent-squad.html
That article should be screaming about a stage managed farce conducted by a secretive club that has so little respect for its fans they are prepared to treat them like morons. Instead the Daily Mail gives credibility to the proceedings. Why? So it can fill space with irrelevant bullshit and crap out another edition. The ****s in the media feeding off the ****s in the boardrooms, and vice versa.
I like how Arsene said he's only had one weeks holiday this year. The whole of Arsenal's pre-season is a holiday for him with a nice 5 star jolly around Asia thrown in for free.
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Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
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Theo have pissed off
Please, for the love of God, stay on what is for once a good topic with the potential for a few much needed laughs. Discussion shit is everywhere else.
I'd ask him who his favourite player of all time that he hasn't managed and also greatest player of his childhood?
Oh and who in the youth team he thinks has progressed the most at International level as well.
You just completely ruined that - for no reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
Probably a good idea to remove the NQ post with the article, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
Also I'd ask him what they did to this guys voice (the one who says "waddaya fink of Tottenham"), it sounds kinda odd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUMpuRgQmw
??? My reference to that article is related to the webfarce held by Arsene today. There was other stuff in the article, but that's not what I was talking about. So all in all, I don't think it's as good an idea to remove my post as you initially imagined.Quote:
Originally Posted by Power_n_Glory
Is that a question for me or Wenger?Quote:
Originally Posted by Power_n_Glory
Too edgy to be on an Arsenecast - must be directed at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve French
Arsene, if you had to pick one of the Beverly Sisters, which one would it be and why and when are you going to spend some fucking money?
Utterly Butterly or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on your croissants in the morning?
Sainsbuys Basics or Waitrose Essentials?
"When did you first masturbate? Did you cum on the floor or in your hand?"
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That's just Disgusting.
Everyone knows he's a Waitrose man.
If your in a supermarket and you happen to see a priest interfering with the slender produce, does it make you feel uncomfortable or aroused?
do you have the urge to smell your fingers after they've made contact with your genitals, if so do you resist the urge?
He only goes into Waitrose to complain about the prices. He actually shops at Aldi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suarez Is Boss
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Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie
Wasn't it in your face?Quote:
Originally Posted by fakeyank
oh yeah.....when are you going to spend some money? @Wumger
On a scale of 9 to 10, how disappointed are you that Wilshere's injuries have put his sale date back by a year?
No, you must be thinking of PHW there..Quote:
Originally Posted by Japan Shaking All Over
have you got any rizlas?
Do you think you have the prettiest wife at home?