Questions for Next Emirates Hangout with Arsene

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Killed that link as soon as the 1st fucker opened his snout asking about some zonal marking shit.

[LDG]

"What did you spend your pocket money on as a kid?"

[Master Splinter]

"What did you spend your pocket money on as a kid?"

"I must tell you, spending was not a quality. There was no movement in the corner shop. If there was a special quality cola bottle, then maybe I would have made a bid, yes. Would I start the bidding at a penny? As well you know, transfer negotiations are undisclosed. Is there a small chance I will reveal if my haggling for the cola bottle was successful? I could write a book about this! But of course the little milk bottles were of course exceptional too."

[fakeyank]

"I must tell you, spending was not a quality. There was no movement in the corner shop. If there was a special quality cola bottle, then maybe I would have made a bid, yes. Would I start the bidding at a penny? As well you know, transfer negotiations are undisclosed. Is there a small chance I will reveal if my haggling for the cola bottle was successful? I could write a book about this! But of course the little milk bottles were of course exceptional too."

Brilliant!!

[Power n Glory]

Killed that link as as as the 1st fucker opened his snout asking about some zonal marking shit.

That was the best of the questions!

[Özim]

Killed that link as soon as the 1st fucker opened his snout asking about some zonal marking shit.

Don't do that, you'll miss out on classics like "Which team poses the greatest threat in the Emirates Cup?" and "Out of all countries where have you found the most passionate fans?"

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Don't do that, you'll miss out on classics like "Which team poses the greatest threat in the Emirates Cup?" and "Out of all countries where have you found the most passionate fans?"

Zonal marking is quite a pertinent question i am surprised they allowed that through the vetting process of softballs

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Questions for Arsene

1) I have very much enjoyed the Eight part series "The Returned"....which is about people returning from the dead, if you could bring back any player from beyond the grave to play in your side who would it be?.

2) Question i ask everyone....Viennese Whirl: Biscuit or Cake?

3) What is your favorite track on Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy?

4) Do you prefer to stand up and urinate or sit down and contemplate your day?

5) Who do you think would win in a fist fight between Jeremy Paxman and John Snow?

6) What do you prefer: Daddy or Chips?

7) Who is your favourite racist comedian?

8) How would you go about washing clothes stained with seminal fluid?....would you put them on a higher temperature wash and risk shrinking them?

9) If there was a fire in the Training ground and Laurent Koscielny and Santi Cazorla were trapped in different areas and you could only save one of them, which one would it be?

10) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Grebbo]

"Who's got the biggest cock out of you and Ivan?"

I think Arsene tbh

[Niall_Quinn]

You see how this works?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ent-squad.html

That article should be screaming about a stage managed farce conducted by a secretive club that has so little respect for its fans they are prepared to treat them like morons. Instead the Daily Mail gives credibility to the proceedings. Why? So it can fill space with irrelevant bullshit and crap out another edition. The ****s in the media feeding off the ****s in the boardrooms, and vice versa.