Champions League Thread 2013/14

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty scrappy and low quality stuff from both sides.

[LDG]

WAYNE ROOOOONEY blocked.

:haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

I hope we don't make a bid for Mule-er

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gabi booked.

[Rors]

"Keep the ball"...:rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Utd must have flooded then frozen the pitch - everyone is skittering around and falling on their arses.

[Rors]

No Welbz. Just no :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz. :doh:

Neuer owns him.

[Munchies]

Welbeck wtf :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fucking hell, what a miss. Utd should be 2 up now.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi header, well directed but Courtois saves.

[Niall_Quinn]

Buttner? How poor?

[Rors]

Route one again :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's like a 3rd round Fa Cup tie.

"That might have been their big chance."

What's the betting that United have been "brave" and "plucky"?

[Niall_Quinn]

Never a free kick, defender just flops over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Route one again :lol:

Making Bayern look ordinary at the back though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ribery. :haha:

Good pass.

Arda Turan booked, hacks Messi down after he had been beaten.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ribery, very intricate way to lose possession.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia shot, deflects for a corner.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I think United have finally noticed that they keep the ball better when they actually pass it to a teammate.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 0-0 Bayern Munich, HT.

Four added minutes at the Camp Nou.

Pinto saves from somebody, Sky missed it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Just what Hollywood has been missing.

A superhero movie.

[Niall_Quinn]

What's with the bullshit commentary again? Bayern had all the possession but Utd were the more effective team. Utd certainly should be 2 up and maybe 3. Goal chalked off for no reason, bad miss by Welbeck and ref making a hash of it again when Welbeck was through for a second time. Bayern have forced one save from De Gea. Domination? Guardiola style soul destroying tap, tap, tap style domination.

[Munchies]

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4223543/bayernsave.gif

Even the chip was fucking shit, Martinez would've gotten to it.

[Rors]

Making Bayern look ordinary at the back though.

They look a little nervous 'tis true...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 0-0 Atletico Madrid, HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Robben has been poor, failed to find the diving opportunities.

[Niall_Quinn]

These pundits write their talking points before kickoff and then stick with them no matter what happens in the game.

[Rors]

With the royal "we" Adrian.....

[Munchies]

Fuck watching the massive Champions League game. Let's have a look at some dogs.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkKOZxUIYAAc_1t.jpg

:haha:

[Özim]

Not convinced with Bayern to be honest, for Man U to give them a game is just plain embarrassing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neymar goes for glory, doesn't work.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wazza header, easy for Neuer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juanfran booked. The red card can't be too far away for Atleti.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iniesta. :cloud9:

All going so well until Neymar got hold of it.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This is all set up for a Fellaini powerdrive!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kroos was placing that in the corner, Vidic blocks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Time for Mario Mario.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Mata injured or has Moyes just given up on the instructions he came with?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-0 Bayern Munich, Vidic!

Barcelona 0-1 Atletico Madrid, Diego! What a ridiculous strike.

[Niall_Quinn]

1-0 Utd and deserved.

[Özim]

1-0 Man U Vidic

Bayern are sh*t.

[Rors]

"Ferdinand with the header"

[Munchies]

:haha:

1-0

MOYES IN

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Deserved tbh.

On the second half anyway.

[Özim]

Diego Costa with an absolute belter.

[Özim]

If Man U win this thing we won't be in the CL, stranger things have happened.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa with an absolute belter.

Diego. Diego Costa is dead now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Would think they'll fully deploy robben now. So all air traffic will need to be diverted to birmingham.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schweinsteiger booked.

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Bayern FFS.

[Özim]

FFS why is it sh*t like Man U can turn in performances like this!

[Özim]

Come on Bayern FFS.

:goodpost: I couldn't bear it if they went through.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muller off, Mandzukic on.

[Rors]

Barcelona 0-1 Atletico Madrid, Diego! What a ridiculous strike.



Just seen :wacko:

[Niall_Quinn]

Muller off, Mandzukic on.

Bayern up to 11

[Niall_Quinn]

Bayern, 543 pointless passes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a volley from Busquets. :blink:

Courtois saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Boateng hammers it, De Gea does well.

[Niall_Quinn]

1-0 won't be enough - they'll appoint that ref who fucked us over for the return leg. Utd will need 4 or 5 more here to make it safe.

[Rors]

There we go

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-1 Bayern Munich, SCHWEINSTEIGER!!!!

[Özim]

Schweinsteiger 1-1 GET IN!!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

Bastian you cunt - why did you do that?

First he doesn't join us then he scores a goal for the team that cunt robben cheats for.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great clearance from Messi.

Atleti getting their arses handed to them at the moment.

[Rors]

That a beaut were.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well done Fellaini.

Not like you're meant to be standing right there or blocking his run or anything.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fellaini in the Champions League. Never thought I'd see the day.

[Niall_Quinn]

Fellaini needs to do so much more than he's been doing - isn't he meant to be the monster who runs the game? More like the deatbeat who bums around the place.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bring on Young to go head to head with robben in a diving contest

[Munchies]

I wanted us to sign him aswell.

:getcoat:

Awful player!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc hauled off, Sanchez on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben you berk.

[Niall_Quinn]

greedy bald cheating cunt wastes another one

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The ref bottles it.

[Rors]

Baseball slide from Valencia... and survives.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Valencia avoids a red card.

Us. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

What a pussy that Boeteng cunt is - amazing playacting. 50/50 either both go or neither. Good decision ref.

[Özim]

greedy bald cheating cunt wastes another one

You're so full of hate! :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 1-1 Atletico Madrid, Neymar! Iniesta assist. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

That said, we need to bribe refs a lot more than we do.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kroos off, Goetze on.

Just call me Pep McNamara.

[Özim]

Barca equalise, Neymar

[Niall_Quinn]

You're so full of hate! :lol:

I was talking about pep not your main squeeze robben

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtous saves from Iniesta!

JesusBarca has returned.

[Özim]

Iniesta with a screamer saved by Courtois!

[Niall_Quinn]

LOL - fellaini is less up for it than Bif, especially in hotels. Bloke just stands there.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Robben. :lol:

[Özim]

Courtois is some keeper, definitely amongst the best in the world.

[Niall_Quinn]

Just wide by putrid cancer on humanity robben

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just seen :wacko:

Though Pinto did help it in. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego booked. :lol:

Poor old Cesc, he goes off and Barca go mental in their play.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref - LOL Yellow for Manduzic for nothing

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neuer. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welbz and his lovely smile off, Hernandez on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Totally different reffing for robben tonight.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kagawa has been good at the back for bayern

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another brilliant save from Courtois, to deny Messi's freekick.

[Rors]

Welbz and his lovely smile off, Hernandez on.

"He's a naughty boy/with a lovely smile/Said take a drive to Primrose Hill, it's windy there and the view's so nice" etc

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Javi Martinez booked. As cynical as it gets, he is out of the second leg.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cynical by martinez - Kos sent off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schweinsteiger sent off!

[Rors]

Bastian is out of there...


(Shut up Townsend)

[Özim]

Cheating scum bag gets Schweinsteger sent off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Bastian gone second yellow - rooney set him up for that. Horrible dive by shrek, what a cheat. Shrek should have gone a minute earlier for screaming at the ref and chasing him down the pitch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hit it Sanchez you muppet!

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

What result is everyone hoping for tonight?

An absolute hammering, or a result which leaves United with some hope? It's the hope that kills you, as they say.

We'll all be cheering on Atletico Madrid obviously.
So it's the latter :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Amazing the extent the refs are changing the flow and outcome of games this season. And then it's jack who gets banned for sticking a finger in the air.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-1 Bayern Munich, FT.

BLitW. :bow:

[Rors]

United have to score in the Second Leg of course, and I genuinely don't see that happening.

[Özim]

Amazing the extent the refs are changing the flow and outcome of games this season. And then it's jack who gets banned for sticking a finger in the air.

Who?

[Niall_Quinn]

FT 1-1 Utd outplayed but Bayern did fuck all with it. They look half the side when robben is not allowed to dive.

Robben and shrek horrible excuses for human beings.

[Rors]

George Galloway ‏@georgegalloway 47s (https://twitter.com/georgegalloway/status/451095689762979840) Well done United. Well done Davie Moyes.

:wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 1-1 Atletico Madrid, FT. Great game.

Four matches between them this season, four draws. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Who?

Wilshere? Banned for supposedly inciting the crowd. It's crap refs who wind the crowd up most.

[Özim]

Iniesta has been sensational since Athletico scored, the dribbling has been amazing.

Barca 1- Athletico 1 FT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The most important thing about tonight is that Moyes has given himself a bit more time.

That is cause for celebration.

They mustn't be allowed to win this thing though.

Tomorrow, a Chelsea win :sick: would help us :sick: since we play them in the middle of the SF dates. :sick:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iniesta may be one of the best big game players ever. Sign him up, next manager.

Also, Chelsea. :sick:

We can't risk them winning the CL again.

Come on Zlatan. :pray:

[Rors]

Absolutely no contact there whatsoever :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Absolutely no contact there whatsoever :lol:

You go in like that you run the risk says unpatriotic Andy Townsend.

[Rors]

You go in like that you run the risk says unpatriotic Andy Townsend.

All Schweinsteiger's fault apparently... Yes, because he has the Sixth Sense of Opponent May Dive Here doesn't he?..: doh:

[Niall_Quinn]

Bit sad when you're in a match involving robben but he's not the one being slated for diving. Same old utd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

All Schweinsteiger's fault apparently... Yes, because he has the Sixth Sense of Opponent May Dive Here doesn't he?..: doh:

He should have known Wazza would launch himself way after the event.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

http://giant.gfycat.com/GrizzledEnragedHyena.gif

:wacko:

[Munchies]

http://giant.gfycat.com/GrizzledEnragedHyena.gif

:wacko:

Wow.

That's the sort of pass Cesc should be doing, but I hardly saw him have any impact in the highlights

[Munchies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DQpdKSlt7s

Diving cunt :lol:

[Munchies]

Where you at Maccy ? :lol:

Madrid/Dortmund

Cmon PSG

[Globalgunner]

Hellooooo!

About to kick off. Dortmund PSG.....Come on

[Munchies]

:wave:

Chelsea not playing a striker

[Power n Glory]

Great goal! Worked by Benzema!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 1-0 Chelsea, LAVEZZI!!! What a goal!!!

PSG: Sirigu, Jallet, Alex, Thiago Silva, Maxwell, Verratti, Thiago Motta, Matuidi, Cavani, Ibrahimovic, Lavezzi.
Subs: Douchez, Cabaye, Marquinhos, Digne, Rabiot, Pastore, Lucas Moura.

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Ramires, Luiz, Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Schurrle.
Subs: Schwarzer, Lampard, Torres, Mikel, Ba, Ake, Kalas.

Referee: Milorad Mazic (Serbia)

[Munchies]

YES!!!!!

Lavezii!!!!!

[Globalgunner]

Bale....1-0 Wow!

[Özim]

Lavezzi with a glorious goal!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Real Madrid: Casillas, Carvajal, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Fabio Coentrao, Modric, Alonso, Isco, Bale, Benzema, Ronaldo.
Subs: Diego Lopez, Varane, Casemiro, Nacho, Morata, Illarramendi, Jose Rodriguez.

Borussia Dortmund: Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Hummels, Papastathopoulos, Durm, Kehl, Sahin, Grosskreutz, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Aubameyang.
Subs: Langerak, Friedrich, Hofmann, Jojic, Kirch, Schieber, Duksch.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (England)

[Özim]

Impressed with PSG so far, they look some side.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen with the mind games, lull them into a very early false sense of security. Genius tbf.

[Munchies]

Bale's goal
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/846750284.gif?1396464636

[Özim]

I love the fact there's a few more decent sides in the CL now, it use to be just 2-3 teams.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazard screams as goes into full dive mode.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cahill blags a corner.

[Munchies]

Ramires fucking cunt

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires booked. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Filty scrote Ramirez, should be a yellow. Card dished, Ramirez misses next leg.

[Niall_Quinn]

PSG getting knocked off the ball very easily so far. Bit lightweight.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weidenfeller injured. Poor old Dortmund.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tidy backpass to PSG keeper from Luiz

[Özim]

Weidenfeller injured. Poor old Dortmund.

Shame, he's a wonderful fella.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Alex booked.

[Munchies]

Ramires :lol:

Good

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lavezzi smacks the side netting.

Zlatan. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Pretty poor effort really.

[Globalgunner]

Ramires :lol:

Good

What happened. Did so en e wring his neck. Has he been keel hauled. I'm watching the Madrid match

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pelanty to Chelsea. Great dive from Oscar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 1-1 Chelsea, Hazard. :sick:

Poor touch from Bale there.

[Power n Glory]

Isco!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Real Madrid 2-0 Borussia Dortmund, Isco!

[Niall_Quinn]

Didn't see it but would put money on a dive.

Just saw it. Minimal contact then Oscar made the rest of it happen. Classic chavs.

[Munchies]

diving cunts

[Özim]

2-0 Real

Dortmund :rose:

[Globalgunner]

Dortmund capitulating here. Isco makes it 2

[Power n Glory]

They don't have a chance. Real are all over them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weidenfeller saves from Bale. Come on Dortmund, try to make the second leg worthwhile.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ten titles if you include the two they didn't win - :haha: commentators

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lavezzi turn and shot, Cech saves.

[Özim]

Lavezzi spins and shoots, been impressed with him, looks very sharp.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Willian booked.

Let him run at you!

[Globalgunner]

Hoping for a Bayern - Madrid semi. Should be great to watch. War of the Worlds

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian booked, for not much really.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Casillas saves from Grosskraut as a great man calls him.

[Globalgunner]

Pepe and Ramos:unsure: How can any team excel with 2 bell ends as CBs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hazard hits the post!

[Özim]

Hazard is something else, he's just oozing confidence.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hazard hits the post with a scuffer

[Özim]

Pepe and Ramos:unsure: How can any team excel with 2 bell ends as CBs.

They're probably facing two pussies.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ramirez with options. Opts to pass to PSG keeper.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aubameyang. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

No pelanty to PSG?

[Niall_Quinn]

What's the "Right to Play" scrawled on the back of the chav shirts all about?

[Niall_Quinn]

No pen, Cavani backing in.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

Oh wait it's Ramires.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 1-1 Chelsea, HT.

[Niall_Quinn]

Deliberate elbow by Bale, should be red.

[Özim]

HT 1-1 Good 1st half.

[Özim]

Real 2 -0 Dortmund

Real :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldo rounds off the half with a flop to the ground. Looks like the weight training isn't paying off.

[Globalgunner]

What's the "Right to Play" scrawled on the back of the chav shirts all about?
It means you should be free to sleep with teammates wives. JT is the campaign spokesperson

[Niall_Quinn]

It means you should be free to sleep with teammates wives. JT is the campaign spokesperson

Strangely Terry is the only one without it printed on his shirt. He's gone for, "There ain't no black in the Union Jack"

[Özim]

She's up all night to the sun,
We're up all night to get some,
She's up all night for good fun,
We're up all night to get lucky :music:

[Özim]

Thought PSG should have had a penalty, Cahill took out one of his legs when he slipped.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How does Ramires get away with it?

[Özim]

How does Ramires get away with it?

Weetabix every morning.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale tries for the sidefoot prod, Weidenfeller saves.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weetabix every morning.

I have Crispy Minis. They're awlsome.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The Madrid game was pretty crap.

Hopefully the Chelsea game is better, second half.

As much as logically Chelsea going through would be advantageous for us, I just can't bring myself to cheer them on.

[Özim]

I have Crispy Minis. They're awlsome.

That's why you're not as good as Ramirez.

You need Weetabix for breakfast and Spinach for lunch and dinner.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think Lavezzi should have done better with that header, didn't direct it down well enough.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's why you're not as good as Ramirez.

You need Weetabix for breakfast and Spinach for lunch and dinner.

And be a scrote.

[Özim]

So close from the brilliant Lavezzi.

[Özim]

And be a scrote.

That's where the Weetabix come in.

[Globalgunner]

And be a scrote.

Not just a Scrote. A top, top scrote

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ancelotti looks more ridiculous than Wenger, although he does have the People's Eyebrow.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not just a Scrote. A top, top scrote

Tiote's idol.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How has Benzema managed to avoid scoring? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan. Awlful.

[Özim]

Ancelotti looks more ridiculous than Wenger, although he does have the People's Eyebrow.

Wilshere would do well under Ancellotti IMO, he'd understand him, he also smokes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Torres coming on :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Real Madrid 3-0 Borussia Dortmund, Ronaldo. :lol:

[Power n Glory]

It's over!

[Özim]

Ronaldo 3-0 Real, Dortmund are being humbled.

[Niall_Quinn]

3-0 Madrid, Crayon Girl.

[Özim]

14 goals in 8 CL matches for Ronaldo.

Incredible player.

[Niall_Quinn]

14 goals in 8 CL matches for Ronaldo.

Incredible player.

And a poofter

[McNamara That Ghost...]

PSG 2-1 Chelsea, DAVID LUIZ OG!!!! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Sideshow Bob :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldo so greedy

[Power n Glory]

Bale messed up that counter. Real are going to end this tonight.

[Özim]

2-1 PSG!!!!!

LUIZ OWN GOAL! :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Was it Bale? Can't tell the difference, both must go to same tanning salon.

[Özim]

Ronaldo so greedy

When you score as many goals as he does you're entitled to be.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bloody hell Benzema caught that. :blink:

[Özim]

Lavezzi has been brilliant.

[Özim]

I've just noticed, one of the Jackson 5 is playing for Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant from Thiago Silva.

[Niall_Quinn]

Terrible dive.

[Özim]

Hazard tries to be unselfish and gives the ball away.

Ronaldo's selfishness :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan is dead.

[Niall_Quinn]

Torres wanted it on a plate on the goal line. Too much work otherwise.

[Niall_Quinn]

Zlatan is dead.

He'll get better

[Niall_Quinn]

Ibra probably has cramp from a lack of movement.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zlatan off injured, Lucas Moura on, I think.

[Özim]

End of game for Zlatan.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cindy has hurt himself.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oscar volley, scuffed across goal.

[Özim]

Jackson 5 on the floor.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas Moura. :bow:

Cavani. :haha:

[Munchies]

Cavani :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Verratti off, Kebab on.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Cavani has looked a pub teamer the entire game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on PSG, save football.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kebab still thinks he is with the Barcodes and has to try and make everything happen with a howitzer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ronaldo hauled off, Casemiro on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cavani, FFS.

[Munchies]

Thought Cavani scored

[Özim]

Thought Cavani had bent it in there!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lavezzi off, Pastore on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Luiz and Cavani both booked, still unsure what happened.

Balefail.

[Power n Glory]

Jeez, Klopo needs to sub that guy. Poor!

[Niall_Quinn]

I hope the rumours about us being interested in Morata are bullshit.