Champions League Thread 2013/14

[GP]

Estadio da Emirates :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dare I ask what this is a reference to?

No stars apart from Costa...

[Rors]

Champions League music.

:bow:

Not sure it worked live though...!

[Rors]

No stars apart from Costa...

Pearls of wisdom there from Mr "If it had gone in..." Face

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Come on Atleti!

[Munchies]

Clear pen :lol:

Not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Atleti. Not sure I can put up with Neville for the whole game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benzema fucks it up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale the thug.

[Rors]

There goes the one star..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa off, David Villa on.

[Rors]

Raul Garcia. Bless.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This is a continuation of the play-off final so far.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Khedira. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nice try Luka.

[Rors]

Sergio Ramos :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sergio Ramos. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramos and Garcia booked. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Awful from Ronaldo.

[GP]

How many will be sent off tonight?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Is Carvajal Real's Sanogo?

How many milk bottle tops did he have to collect to get into this team?

[Rors]

Sergio Ramos and Modric :haha:

[GP]

omg :haha:

[Rors]

Phew... I couldn't have stuck THAT wankfest

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale. :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Casillas :lol:

[Rors]

WT?!

[GP]

Get in!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

COME ON!!!!!

[Marc Overmars]

Casillas. :haha:

[GP]

Casillas :lol:

He'll never go to Madrid.

[Maestro]

yeeesssssssssss

[Marc Overmars]

The way Tyler and Neville are talking you'd think Atleti are nothing more than Sunday league cloggers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spanish teams. Don't work hard.

[Globalgunner]

Is it just me or do the entire team of Athletico not remind you of the cast of 300

[Rors]

The way Tyler and Neville are talking you'd think Atleti are nothing more than Sunday league cloggers.

I am still not sure Townsend had even heard of them before last month....

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I am still not sure Townsend had even heard of them before last month....
You mean there's more than one team in Madrid? :o

[Xhaka Can’t]

What is the net spend?

£1,000,000,007.99

[Rors]

You mean there's more than one team in Madrid? :o

Stunning

[GP]

The pundits criticising Atletico's tactics are the very same who suck Mourinho cock on a weekly basis.

[Rors]

'Soccer Aid' eh....Sam v Jose eh?

[Rors]

Keano just wants to see people kick the living living out of each other. Figures.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Atleti. Football half saved.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Keano just wants to see people kick the living living out of each other. Figures.

Ireland will be a good watch. :unsure:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pace, pace, pace.

[Munchies]

Villa is so slow

[Rors]

Carbajal :lol: Why bother?

[Özim]

Good conversion.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Raul Garcia. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

How boring is it waiting for Sindy to get his hairdo right before he takes a FK?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Courtois. :bow:

[Rors]

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Khedira off, Isco on.

[Globalgunner]

Is khedira in the German team. He really ought not to be, has hardly played all year

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ronaldo just dropped the Ashes.

[Marc Overmars]

Atleti are the better side.

Not bad for a bunch of cloggers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Raul Garcia off, Sosa on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Isco shoots, wide.

[Munchies]

Di Maria :doh:

[Rors]

Bale :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Balefail.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So close for David Villa, booked.

[Munchies]

David Villa nearly scores

[Rors]

Toepoke :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale has fucked it again! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Can't see this ending 1-0. :popcorn:

[Munchies]

ooo thought that was going in.

Martin Tyler 'BALEEEEEEEEEEEE!' ... no goal

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good clearance from Ronaldo.

[Marc Overmars]

Can't see this ending 1-0. :popcorn:

2-0 Atleti tbh.

[Munchies]

Ancelotti probably sacked, should Real lose, after this

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale for the third time. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Bale. :haha:

Go away.

[Rors]

Bale :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Benzema off, Morata on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Last ditch defending. :bow:

[Munchies]

I'd still want Bale for us, dat pace :bow:

[Globalgunner]

Ramos should be taken away for psychoanalysis. He is plain looney

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Atleti!

Yikes.

[Munchies]

Ronaldo tears are coming up ala Euro 2004 in Lisbon

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Amazing from Juanfran.

[Marc Overmars]

Insane defending.

Atleti. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleti just cannot get the counter they need.

[Marc Overmars]

You know who Real need?

Ozil.

[Munchies]

Ancelotti gettin sacked

[GP]

You know who Real need?

Ozil.

Their dynamite doesn't work because they sold their fuse.

[Globalgunner]

King and Queen of Spain looking unsuitably glum. You could be forgiven for thinking they wanted one side to win

[Munchies]

FFS Bale !

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on, kill it!

[LDG]

I suppose Levy will be asking Ancelotti to be the next lamb.

[Niall_Quinn]

David Villa, :bow:

Brilliant game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sosa. :rolleyes:

[Munchies]

Euro 2004 final:
http://u.goal.com/187800/187825hp2.jpg

Same stadium 10 years on.

[Niall_Quinn]

You know who Real need?

Ozil.

Was thinking the same.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jesus wept.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cunts

[GP]

Fuck

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1.

[Rors]

Inevitable

[Özim]

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!

[Globalgunner]

Wow

[Marc Overmars]

Aww. :(

[fakeyank]

FUCK!

[Özim]

Cunts

I know, they parked the bus all match!

[Munchies]

Ronaldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Atleti!

[Özim]

Well deserved equaliser, Real have been all over them.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

On to Extra Time!

[Niall_Quinn]

Well deserved equaliser, Real have been all over them.

What a surprise, supporting the money team again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Atleti!

:gp:

One more glorious push for the sake of football.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

History repeating itself....

Don't mind the extra game time.....as long as A Madrid win!

[Niall_Quinn]

Great game though, even if footie got raped at the death. Please please let's have pens and Sindy missing the decisive one.

[Munchies]

Was that Ramos? Thought it was Ronaldo :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Either sky has broken down or I haven't paid my bill

[fakeyank]

Hope Real loses.. come on Atletico, save football! :pray:

[Niall_Quinn]

Was that Ramos? Thought it was Ronaldo :lol:


Nah, Ramos. Barbie was busy waxing his pubes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Please save football Atleti.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Can only see this going one way now.

[Niall_Quinn]

Can only see this going one way now.

You're thinking the same as me? Fridge falls from airliner and buries bale in the pitch?

[GP]

Can only see this going one way now.

This does not fuckin slip now.

[GP]

You're thinking the same as me? Fridge falls from airliner and buries bale in the pitch?

If I found a genie in a lamp that would be one of my 3 wishes.

[Xhaka Can’t]

If I found a genie in a lamp that would be one of my 3 wishes.

An American sized fridge could take out Ronaldo as well. :good:

[Niall_Quinn]

An American sized fridge could take out Ronaldo as well. :good:

And half the planet.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ronaldlol.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldos bitch to the rescue.

[Munchies]

RONALDGOAT when he scores the winner :coffee:

Real are going to break Atletico down in these 30 mins

[Niall_Quinn]

Isn't that the Dutch twat who sent RvP off for kicking the ball after the whistle?

Good bloke.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gabi booked.

[Munchies]

Send him off :coffee:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Juanfran. :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldos cheating doesn't get the man sent off. Close though, ref stayed tough.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-1 HT in ET.

[Niall_Quinn]

15 mins to go, plus 3 days injury time.

[LDG]

Wanky wanky

[Niall_Quinn]

Would be ideal if Barbie slices his pen attempt straight into platinis face

[Munchies]

Stevie Me on ITV 'Do not let it slip now'

[Rors]

Someone score in this period please. As there are bound to be a few Penalty Competitions ( Bazza :bow: ) over the next two months, I fear burnout before then

[Munchies]

I'd rather no team scores tbf, everyone likes a penalty shootout :popcorn:

[GP]

brb, gonna be sick

[Rors]

Not you though

[Marc Overmars]

Bale!!!

[Özim]

BALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Munchies]

BALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh fuck off, the monkey bounces it in

[Xhaka Can’t]

fuck.

off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale. :(

[Özim]

CL is coming home.

[Marc Overmars]

Townsend "Get in" :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

Why are you two cheering a spud FFS?

[Özim]

Di Maria has been brilliant today, really improved as a player.

[Marc Overmars]

Di Maria is fantastic.

Cheeky bid tbf.

[Özim]

Why are you two cheering a spud FFS?

He's a Real player not a spud, just like Campbell was an Arsenal player and not a Spud :rolleyes:

[Niall_Quinn]

He's a Real player not a spud, just like Campbell was an Arsenal player and not a Spud :rolleyes:

Your cover is getting thin.

[Kano]

Fuck you Real. Ruining football.

[Özim]

Athletico have done well, but Real have been the better side on the night.

Very good season for Athletico though, but winning the CL Europe's premiere club competition shouldn't be won by parking the bus.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

La Decima. :sick:

[Munchies]

Casillas :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Still 5 mins for football to be rescued. Come on!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Athletico have done well, but Real have been the better side on the night.

Very good season for Athletico though, but winning the CL Europe's premiere club competition shouldn't be won by parking the bus.

I must have missed you saying that in 2012.

[Rors]

Townsend "Get in" :rolleyes:

"We"

[Özim]

Morata is sh*t I hope we never go anywhere near him.

[GP]

Still 5 mins for football to be rescued. Come on!

Nah, not today

[fakeyank]

FFS!! How are Real players running like its the 1st half?!!?

[Özim]

I must have missed you saying that in 2012.

You must have because I was gutted Chelsea won it, I don't want any English club to win it other than us.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Carvajal is so so shit.

[GP]

FFS!! How are Real players running like its the 1st half?!!?

Doping.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Ronaldo let it slip

[Rors]

Carvajal is so so shit.

Utter gash

[Marc Overmars]

Marcelo!

[Munchies]

MARCELOOOOOOOOOOOO

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1. :sick:

[Özim]

Looks like the bus has left.

MARCELO!!!!! REAL champions of Europe!

[Rors]

And just to rub it in, the second most unlikable person in their side gets one too

[Niall_Quinn]

The billion quid tells in the end.

[GP]

If football was an animal it would have been put out of it's misery by now.

[Kano]

Another trophy bought and wrapped up

[Özim]

The billion quid tells in the end.

Not a billion though is it, they sold a sh*tload of players, so it's nowhere near that.

[Niall_Quinn]

You must have because I was gutted Chelsea won it, I don't want any English club to win it other than us.

:haha: on a tragic night for football at least you bring some comedy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

RIP football. You had a good run.

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/oldcatman/Family-Guy-Vomit.gif

[Özim]

Barca:pal:

[GP]

Another trophy bought and wrapped up

I do find it a bit distasteful that they can spend 100million of government money when the Spanish economy is on it's knees.

[Rors]

Oh give it up

[Özim]

Penalty Real.

[Munchies]

Pelanty!

[Niall_Quinn]

Sindy cheats to get in on the act.

[Marc Overmars]

Ronaldo!

Atleti. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-1 Ronaldo. Fuck this shit.

[Özim]

4-1 Ronaldo, harsh on Athletico.

[Rors]

No Clive. No Clive. NO CLIVE!!!!!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great dive from Ronaldo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight fight fight!

[Özim]

Athletico looking like bad losers now :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Take a breath simeone, don't give the dopers the satisfaction.

[Munchies]

fight fight fight

lol!

Sit down Simeone

[Marc Overmars]

Simeone on to kill someone.

[Özim]

For a minute I thought Simeone was going to collapse and roll around for 10 minutes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Although obviously do punch Sindy in the face while you are on there.

[Rors]

Well that got crap

[GP]

Old Yeller :rose:

[fakeyank]

Simeone should have punched one of the Real cunts in the vagina

[Niall_Quinn]

Cheating double dopers finally buy it after years writing cheques. Poor old football.

[Özim]

Real Champions of Europe again, la Decima is complete.

Great achievement to win it so many times.

[Marc Overmars]

La Decima. :bow:

Atleti. :(

Great effort.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bring on the World Cup. Or repeats of the FA Cup final.

[Kano]

457 million in debt and champions of Europe. Who said romance was dead?

[Niall_Quinn]

Ronaldo is such a narcissistic twat. Another shit performance on the big stage from him. Such a cunt he had to dive at 3-1 to grab the last word. Filthy creature.

[LDG]

Real Champions of Europe again, la Decima is complete.

Great achievement to win it so many times.

Easy when you're bankrolled by the state innit.

[Niall_Quinn]

Real Champions of Europe again, la Decima is complete.

Great achievement to win it so many times.

Why are you still here? Go and celebrate with your own fans.

[Xhaka Can’t]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHuuzyIE3OLsEz32v8Q-4a4HgH4X1YFJNeo0AGJBzjhiReRAb6

[Özim]

Easy when you're bankrolled by the state innit.

There's a lot of teams with a lot of money in the CL, you still have to beat them, on top of that they've won it 10 times now, they've got a lot of history.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I wonder whether any of Atletico best players will still be there come August.

Courtois, Koke, Felipe, Costa.

[Özim]

Why are you still here? Go and celebrate with your own fans.

According to you I support every team that wins.....oh and doesn't win.

Funny how you complain about teams that park the bus all season, but when a team does it in the CL final it's OK.

I guess it's only parking the bus if NQ says so.

[Munchies]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bobk2QKIQAA37HP.jpg

Pepe copying JT :lol:

[Özim]

I wonder whether any of Atletico best players will still be there come August.

Courtois, Koke, Felipe, Costa.

Courtois seems keen to stay, he doesn't want to go back to Chelsea is Cech is still there (he's called him a great keeper and clearly doesn't fancy competing with him).

Costa is gone I think, he's not all that though, overrated IMO, they've had much better forwards and will have in future too.

[Kano]

I wonder whether any of Atletico best players will still be there come August.

Courtois, Koke, Felipe, Costa.
That's the real tragedy. Another opportunity to build something will no doubt be ruined by the bigger clubs - including ours - picking them apart, making all of this very short lived.

[Niall_Quinn]

I wonder whether any of Atletico best players will still be there come August.

Courtois, Koke, Felipe, Costa.

Gypos and PSG have a lot of space left on the bench, so probably no.

Btw, the vile animal platini looks very pleased. That definitely means the game is in peril.

[Marc Overmars]

Winners in the cup and CL finals. Fair play to Bale, I thought he'd flop.

[fakeyank]

I wonder whether any of Atletico best players will still be there come August.

Courtois, Koke, Felipe, Costa.

Turan :cloud9:

[Niall_Quinn]

According to you I support every team that wins.....oh and doesn't win.

Funny how you complain about teams that park the bus all season, but when a team does it in the CL final it's OK.

I guess it's only parking the bus if NQ says so.

Billion quid teams parking the bus is what provides the hilarity. Nothing to do with buses though, everything to do with you having Maureen's cum between your teeth.

[LDG]

According to you I support every team that wins.....oh and doesn't win.

Funny how you complain about teams that park the bus all season, but when a team does it in the CL final it's OK.

I guess it's only parking the bus if NQ says so.

Nah, you just support every team that the rest of us fuckin despise.

[Özim]

Billion quid teams parking the bus is what provides the hilarity. Nothing to do with buses though, everything to do with you having Maureen's cum between your teeth.

:lol: He's not even involved in this, you're so obsessed with money and certain teams/managers that's all you can talk about.

[Marc Overmars]

Ancelotti. :bow:

[Özim]

Nah, you just support every team that the rest of us fuckin despise.

Real are my favourite team in Spain, not my problem if you don't like them.

Besides as long as no other English team wins the CL I'm happy.

[LDG]

Real are my favourite team in Spain, not my problem if you don't like them.

I don't like anyone but Arsenal.

[Özim]

I don't like anyone but Arsenal.

Then why are you bothered about tonights result?

It wouldn't have bothered me if Athletico had won it, but I'd rather Real won it.

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol: He's not even involved in this, you're so obsessed with money and certain teams/managers that's all you can talk about.

Nah mate, everyone watched you noshing Maureen cock all season long. The only time you stopped was to grab a few gypo cocks. And now the ultimate bitch fuck, mouth wide open for marketing in the CL final. You ain't high class but you're a hell of a hooker.

[Niall_Quinn]

Booooo you doping cunts.

[GP]

the Champions League music is really starting to lose it's appeal.

[Niall_Quinn]

I don't like anyone but Arsenal.

It was a close thing between them and Barca but a couple of calls to the bank later he was marketing through and through.

[Özim]

Nah mate, everyone watched you noshing Maureen cock all season long. The only time you stopped was to grab a few gypo cocks. And now the ultimate bitch fuck, mouth wide open for marketing in the CL final. You ain't high class but you're a hell of a hooker.

:lol: Totally ridiculous pal.

That's your intepretation, I'm quite happy with a team winning the CL as long as it's not English (unless it's us). I find it amusing how you have so much hatred for clubs who have as much history as Real.

[LDG]

Then why are you bothered about tonights result?

Because I despise Real more than Atleti

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Always said Simeone is going to lose it at some point this season. Surprised he hasn't bust a vein a dozen times already.....but I don't watch every Atletico game and they win way more than they lose so easy to keep your cool.

Well done to Real. Just glad John Terry and the rest of the his cronies aren't picking it up again under the helm of the special eejiot. Sickening beyond belief when Chelsea become the first London team to win it.

[Özim]

Because I despise Real more than Atleti

Don't see why, they don't play in England and to be honest have the most illustrious history in football.

I don't hate any European clubs, they're not direct rivals, the only ones I dislike are English clubs.

[Niall_Quinn]

:lol: Totally ridiculous pal.

That's your intepretation, I'm quite happy with a team winning the CL as long as it's not English (unless it's us). I find it amusing how you have so much hatred for clubs who have as much history as Real.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just bringing you your own history.

[LDG]

Always said Simeone is going to lose it at some point this season. Surprised he hasn't bust a vein a dozen times already.....but I don't watch every Atletico game and they win way more than they lose so easy to keep your cool.

Well done to Real. Just glad John Terry and the rest of the his cronies aren't picking it up again under the helm of the special eejiot. Sickening beyond belief when Chelsea become the first London team to win it.

I'm sure John Terry is there somewhere, in a kit.

[Özim]

Well done to Real. Just glad John Terry and the rest of the his cronies aren't picking it up again under the helm of the special eejiot. Sickening beyond belief when Chelsea become the first London team to win it.

Yup that's what I hate the most, having to watch another English club winning this thing, ruins it for me.

All European finals or wins for a European team I can enjoy.

[LDG]

Don't see why, they don't play in England and to be honest have the most illustrious history in football.

I don't hate any European clubs, they're not direct rivals, the only ones I dislike are English clubs.

Like Arsenal. Yeah, I get that.

Nah man. Real are disgusting, as are Barca. How can a football club survive in that amount of debt, and dope the whole league? It's gross. You're soulless man.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yup that's what I hate the most, having to watch another English club winning this thing, ruins it for me.

All European finals or wins for a European team I can enjoy.

Chavski, Chavski, Chavski, Chavski, Zim's going to make it a Blue day.

[GP]

Chavski, Chavski, Chavski, Chavski, Zim's going to make it a Blue day.

http://cdn.hotstockmarket.com/3/3a/900x900px-LL-3a56bdfd_Im-afraid-I-just-blue-myself.jpg

[Master Splinter]

:sick:

Why are the dopers and cheats constantly rewarded in football?

What an awlful sport.

Two minutes is all it needed for great redemption too. Just fuck off tbf.

Come on tennis.

And come on bowls.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

On one hand had Atleti won it would have probably been the single greatest acheivement in football in this day and age of economic disparity between clubs, on the other hand i find it amusing that Ancelotti who Mourinho has looked down on has achieved in his first season with Los Meringues what he couldn't in three.
Di Maria is a hell of a player, i think we should have taken him along with Ozil

[Injury Time]

<_<

[Niall_Quinn]

On one hand had Atleti won it would have probably been the single greatest acheivement in football in this day and age of economic disparity between clubs, on the other hand i find it amusing that Ancelotti who Mourinho has looked down on has achieved in his first season with Los Meringues what he couldn't in three.
Di Maria is a hell of a player, i think we should have taken him along with Ozil

Ancelotti didn't attack any cancer victims either, in some ways he has more class in his knob cheese than maureen has in his entire carcass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Marketing. :sick:

FA Cup final refresh. :bow: