Champions League Thread 2013/14

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sam turn and shot, De Gea saves.

Rio. :doh:

[Ollie the Optimist]

send off the Judas cunt.

any particular reason why now? well him being a judas cunt is acceptable reason enough to send him off and ban him forever

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

Actually one isn't enough.

:haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How has Wazza missed that? :doh:

[Rors]

Shrek :lol:

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Rooney :haha::haha:


Cancel that 40 million bid in January

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great block from Zabaleta.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 1-1 Bayer Leverkusen, Rolfes!!!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

1 - 1 :haha::haha:


Rooney :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

what a goal. :bow:

[Rors]

1-1 Rolfes. Rooney :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Plzen 0-2 Citeh. What a goal from Yaya. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just flicked over to the Gala game, absolute sitter missed by Yilmaz.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Copenhagen 1-1 Juventus, Quagliarella.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

RVC bails them out.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 2-1 Bayer Leverkusen, RVP. :sick:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

ffs.

[Özim]

Best striker in England does it again.

[Rors]

Muh..

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Leverkusen goalie is shit.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

One injury to that dickhead and they'd be screwed.

[Özim]

Leverkusen are shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Plzen 0-3 Citeh, Aguero.

[Özim]

Plzen 0-3 Citeh, Aguero.

2nd best striker in England does it again.

[Özim]

One injury to that dickhead and they'd be screwed.

They still have Rooney who is still a very good striker.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Son off, Bender on.

[Ollie the Optimist]

syns just had an orgasm

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Our future DM on.


Time for him to show why we need to bid 25 million next summer.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Galatasaray 0-2 Real Madrid, Benzema.

[Marc Overmars]

Pretty hard not to throw up when that **** scores some sort of volley.

[Özim]

Our future DM on.


Time for him to show why we need to bid 25 million next summer.

He'll never go to Russia that's for sure.

[Özim]

Pretty hard not to throw up when that **** scores some sort of volley.

It doesn't bother me that much to be honest. I don't have the hate for him some of you guys have. He's just a class player to me.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

It doesn't bother me that much to be honest. I don't have the hate for him some of you guys have. He's just a class player to me.

you aren't exactly delivering shockers going against the common gooner sentiments.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Bender running rings through them. Forces a great save.


Sign him up Arsene!!!


Fuck 3 - 1 Rooney.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

just fuck off Leverkusen.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That defending. :haha:

[Rors]

Piss off route one..

[Munchies]

Rooney :bow:

200 !

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bayern Munich 3-0 CSKA Moscow, Robben.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

The Diver brought on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Real Sociedad 0-1 Shakhtar Donetsk, Teixeira. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Olympiakos 1-2 PSG, Motta.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Galatasaray 0-3 Real Madrid, Ronaldo. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Send him off!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Olympiakos 1-3 PSG, Motta with his second.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Galatasaray 0-4 Real Madrid, Ronaldo with his second.

Eboue. :(

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sam hauled off, Kruse on.

Kiessling off, Derdiyok on.

[Özim]

The CL contenders are delivering tonight.

[Özim]

German league is shit, there's only 2 teams in it!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 4-1 Bayer Leverkusen, Valencia. Very good counter-attack.

[Rors]

Yeah yeah...

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Fine goal.

:sick:

[Özim]

4-1 Valencia, Leverkusen getting thrashed.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

you know a team is massively shit when Valencia happens to score against them.

[Syn]

you know a team is massively shit when Valencia happens to score against them.

:sarcy:

valencia has probably been their best player tonight.

Also, the Leverkusen GK is ridiculous. Man Utd have played well tonight though, fair play.

[Syn]

Top game from Wazza.

[Özim]

Bandana gets standing ovation, good performance tonight from him.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

:sarcy:

valencia has probably been their best player tonight.

Also, the Leverkusen GK is ridiculous. Man Utd have played well tonight though, fair play.

Wazza has been, tbf.

Lever is a mess all round.... played right into United's hands getting picked off on the counter.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man Utd 4-2 Bayer Leverkusen, Toprak! It's on!

[Rors]

That was fun. How long did they want to clear it?! De Gea :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

de gea. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What a miss from RVP! :haha:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

OMG :haha:

[Rors]

Oh my good god.... :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Olympiakos 1-4 PSG, Marquinhos.

[Syn]

Another awesome cross from Valencia. RVP too much in the wanting zone.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

RvC. :haha:

hardest thing to do was to miss from off that goal line.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Galatasaray 1-5 Real Madrid, Benzema with his second and then Bulut for Gala.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Real Sociedad 0-2 Shakhtar, Teixeira with his second.

[Syn]

http://i.minus.com/ibsKToc0Pl5Nio.gif

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Galatasaray 1-6 Real Madrid, Ronaldo hat-trick. What a goal.

[Özim]

Ronaldo with an absolute stunner!

[Rors]

Keano. Just does not care does he? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Keano. Just does not care does he? :lol:

Stick it up your bollocks!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Galatasaray 1-6 Real Madrid, FT. Not bad.

[Özim]

Real Madrid looking a real force, the quality in that team in unbelievable.

[Özim]

Ronaldo 21st Real Madrid Hattrick.

Messi only has 23 and has been at Barca a lot longer.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Ronaldo 21st Real Madrid Hattrick.

Messi only has 23 and has been at Barca a lot longer.

hi cripps :wave:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ronaldo 21st Real Madrid Hattrick.

Messi only has 23 and has been at Barca a lot longer.

No doubt but I think Messi's second hat-trick wasn't until 08-09. :lol: Anyway, they both score a silly amount of braces, Messi must've had at least 10 last season.

[Ollie the Optimist]

its not really fair to compare them in terms of who has scored the most hatricks etc. ronaldo is older (i think) he came to madrid at his peak whereas messi had to work his way up in the team. therefore ronaldo hit hte gorund running, while messi has been there longer, he always didnt start that much at the begining etc.


they're both world class players. lets stop comparing them and appreicate them

[Xhaka Can’t]

They are both great players, the key difference being that Ronaldo is a complete arsewipe of a human being.

[Marc Overmars]

They are both great players, the key difference being that Ronaldo is a complete arsewipe of a human being.

I don't have a problem with arrogance providing it is backed up, which he more than does. The things people "hate" Ronaldo for are trivial at best IMO.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't have a problem with arrogance providing it is backed up, which he more than does. The things people "hate" Ronaldo for are trivial at best IMO.

Nah

[Marc Overmars]

lol

[GP]

They are both great players, the key difference being that Ronaldo is a complete arsewipe of a human being.

Pretty much this.

Biggest natural dickhead in the world tbh.

[Özim]

The difference between Ronaldo and Messi is that Messi is 6 inch tall and looks like a troll.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

cripps was right?

[BOBN]

Watched the Madrid match. In case anybody was wondering, Bale was shyt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wednesday, 18th September 2013

Group E
Chelsea v Basel, 19:45
Schalke v Steaua Bucharest, 19:45

Group F
Marseille v Arsenal, 19:45
Napoli v Borussia Dortmund, 19:45

Group G
Atletico Madrid v Zenit St. Petersburg, 19:45
Austria Vienna v Porto, 19:45

Group H
AC Milan v Celtic, 19:45
Barcelona v Ajax, 19:45

[LDG]

Come on Basel.

Come on Steaua.

Come on the draw; Napoli v Dortmund

Come on Zenit

Come on Vienna

Come on Milan

Come on A Jacks

And come on Arsenal :scarf:

[Munchies]

Watched the Madrid match. In case anybody was wondering, Bale was shyt.

Ronaldo's 3rd goal though, fucking hell , he is the king at Madrid and Bale is his servant

[Marc Overmars]

Ronaldo's 3rd goal though, fucking hell , he is the king at Madrid and Bale is his servant

That's the way it will always be.

[Özim]

Ronaldo's 3rd goal though, fucking hell , he is the king at Madrid and Bale is his servant

206 goals in 204 games, absolutely incredible to be honest.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I've always wanted a monkey butler.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I've always wanted a monkey butler.

Monkeys are treacherous, it will carve up your face whilst your sleeping if you're not careful. At the slightest sign that it might turn you need to get a magnum and redecorate your kitchen walls in monkey brain.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Gareth Bale I imagine was probably borderline feral, wiping his dick on the surfaces in the dressing room and probably flinging his shit about....they almost certainly had to lop his bollocks off and he now seems meek as a lamb

[LDG]

Any luck finding a job yet?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sky's long drawn out programme starts on SS1 at 6pm.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Any luck finding a job yet?

Your mother gave me a job last week, it was a novel experience up to that point in my life I'd never experienced oral sex without teeth

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher, Rednkapp and Ballack in the studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Feature on Özil at 6:45pm. :bow:

[Transplanted Gooner]

Carragher, Rednkapp and Ballack in the studio.
So, two red cunts and a blue cunt ?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

On Messi and Ronaldo, just checking the top scorers list. They will surely end up being 1 and 2, whatever order that ends up being out of the two of them.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2qdwmsh.png
http://i44.tinypic.com/119azqd.png

:wacko:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So, two red cunts and a blue cunt ?

Pretty much. Ours will probably have Merse or Smudger when it is eventually on.

[Munchies]

If only Thierry had his shooting boots on in Paris :faint:

Didn't realise he was that high on the list :bow:

[LDG]

Your mother gave me a job last week, it was a novel experience up to that point in my life I'd never experienced oral sex without teeth

Wayhey! :lol:

You didn't dissapoint (with your response I meant).

[GP]

I've always wanted a monkey butler.

Monkey tennis?

http://www.tottenhamjournal.co.uk/polopoly_fs/nlj_wk04_12_spurs_fit_gareth_bale_tennis1_1_118316 9!image/799701311.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/799701311.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Özil feature on SS1 now. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Willian starts for Chelsea. Mata on the bench. Torres not even in the squad.

Torres :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lovenkrands' accent. :haha:

[Munchies]

Özil feature on SS1 now. :bow:

BFG :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG is awlsome.

[Munchies]

Ballack looks like a homo

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clichés abound. :scarf:

[Munchies]

Fuck off Ballack, chatting bollocks

:getcoat:

[Munchies]

Ballack trying to dumb us down, go fuck off you cunt.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We don't know too much about him.

But what we do know is he'll be efficient, disciplined and well organised. And you'll want him taking the penalties.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ballack. :lol:

What a curse.

[Munchies]

11 : Szczęsny Sagna Mertesacker Koscielny Gibbs Flamini Ramsey Walcott Wilshere Özil Giroud
Subs : Fabianski, Vermaelen, Monreal, Jenkinson, Miyaichi, Hayden, Akpom

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona: Valdes, Dani Alves, Pique, Mascherano Adriano, Cesc, Busquets, Iniesta, Sanchez, Messi, Neymar.

Ajax: Vermeer, Van Rhijn, Moisander, Denswil, Blind, Duarte, Poulsen, De Jong, Sigthorsson, Bojan, Boilesen.

[Munchies]

Barcelona: Valdes, Dani Alves, Pique, Mascherano Adriano, Cesc, Busquets, Iniesta, Sanchez, Messi, Neymar.

Ajax: Vermeer, Van Rhijn, Moisander, Denswil, Blind, Duarte, Poulsen, De Jong, Sigthorsson, Bojan, Boilesen.

Hope Ajax win, but it looks like they'll get smashed

[Munchies]

Hayley McQueen on...

Brb

[Syn]

She looks too much like her dad.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Syn just ruined it for life.

Napoli: Reina, Maggio, Albiol, Britos, Zuniga, Inler, Behrami, Callejón, Hamsik, Insigne, Higuain.

Borussia Dortmund: Weidenfeller, Großkreutz, Subotic, Hummels, Schmelzer, Bender, Sahin, Kuba, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Lewandowski.

[GP]

Großkreutz

They all are haha lol

[McNamara That Ghost...]

AC Milan: Abbiati, Zaccardo, Zapata, Mexes, Constant, Muntari, De Jong, Nocerino, Matri, Birsa, Balotelli.
Subs: Amelia, Robinho, Poli, Cristante, Emanuelson, Benedicic, Iotti.

Celtic: Forster, van Dijk, Lustig, Ambrose, Izaguirre, Brown, Matthews, Mulgrew, Commons, Samaras, Stokes.
Subs: Zaluska, Biton, Boerrigter, Balde, Rogic, Pukki, McGeouch.

Referee: Wolfgang Stark (Germany)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Cole, Oscar, van Ginkel , Lampard, Willian, Eto'o, Hazard.
Subs: Schwarzer, Mata, Mikel, De Bruyne, Ba, Terry, Azpilicueta.

Basel: Sommer, Voser, Schar, Ivanov, Safari, Salah, Diaz, Frei, Stocker, Sio, Streller.
Subs: Vailati, Philipp Degen, Ajeti, David Degen, Delgado, Sauro, Xhaka.

Referee: Daniele Orsato (Italy)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc sends one out the stadium.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/media/images/69923000/jpg/_69923246_69923244.jpg?cachebuster=cb1379530739889

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 1-0 Ajax, Messi!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Napoli 1-0 Dortmund, Higuain!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atletico Madrid 1-0 Zenit, Miranda.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-0 Basel, Oscar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weidenfeller sent off for Dortmund, handles outside the area. :lol:

[Syn]

Napoli 1-0 Dortmund, Higuain!

http://footymemes.lockerdome.com/media/109556107

[McNamara That Ghost...]

:haha:

[Munchies]

http://footymemes.lockerdome.com/media/109556107

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 2-0 Ajax, Messi again. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Austria Vienna 0-1 Porto, Gonzalez.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleti 1-1 Zenit, Hulk.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleti 2-1 Zenit, Arda Turan!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 1-0 Steaua Bucharest, Uchida.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 3-0 Ajax, Pique.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-1 Basel, Salah!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Napoli 2-0 Dortmund, Insigne!

[Master Splinter]

Salah is a Must Get.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcelona 4-0 Ajax, Messi hat-trick! Of course. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 2-0 Steaua, Prince.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleti 3-1 Zenit, Leo Baptistao.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-2 Basel, Steller! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milan 1-0 Celtic, Zapata.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schalke 3-0 Steaua, Draxler! :bow:

[GP]

Chelsea 1-2 Basel, Steller! :haha:

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Milan 2-0 Celtic, Muntari.

[GP]

AC :bow:

[I am invisible]

Chelsea 1-2 Basel, Steller! :haha:

Chortle!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Napoli 2-1 Dortmund.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

:haha:

Mourinho :wave:?

Again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea 1-2 Basel, FT!!!! :haha:

Bye Mourino. :wave:

[GP]

Boos ring out! :lol:

Sacked in the morning! :wave:

[Munchies]

Mourinho :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rafa in!

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Maureen. :haha:

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Also, Messi. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Champions League LOLZ on SS1 at 10pm. :popcorn:

[LDG]

Chelsea 1-2 Basel, FT!!!! :haha:

Bye Mourino. :wave:

:haha:

[GP]

Barcelona 4-0 Ajax, Messi hat-trick! Of course. :haha:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0

[Master Splinter]

Mourinho :haha: :haha:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Happy One. :haha:

[Marc Overmars]

Chelsea. :haha:

What a shambles.

[Marc Overmars]

Chelsea. :haha:

What a shambles.

[Ollie the Optimist]

booing mourinho already?

worst start to a season under abravomich too.


mourinho :haha:

[milla]

Chedski not good enough for Europa League, Mourinho. :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cahill. :lol:

[LDG]

Klopp got sent off too :lol:

[Master Splinter]

http://www.straitstimes.com/sites/straitstimes.com/files/20130828/28343796e.jpg

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1103293/Torres1.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00465/Rafa_Benitez_465649a.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01498/avram_1498111c.jpg

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho: "I rotate because I have to rotate". :lol:

[Munchies]

Egg on his face :haha:

[Munchies]

Stelling just said Abramovich went in the dressing room

Shits going down :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Abramovich in to the dressing room apparently. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tennis legend Roger Federer: Fantastic evening for Basel supporters, wow! I am so happy, thanks @FC_Basel

Old Man Feed. :bow:

[milla]

Stelling just said Abramovich went in the dressing room

Shits going down :haha:

http://i.imgur.com/Pl3Xz.gif

[Munchies]

http://i.imgur.com/Pl3Xz.gif

Money Talks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1k2SNtq79c

*How much would Roman have to fork out to get rid of Mourinho ??? :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Salah's goal was awlsome team play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOcVqCmap5g

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Time for the CL goals after the break.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're first up. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not much from the first half. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BFG. :bow:

Knew what he was doing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

BOOM!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramsey. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher has cracked it. Maybe we aren't completely hopeless defensively after all.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good header from Higuain.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Klopp. :haha:

Weidenfeller. :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jesus wept, what a freekick from Insigne.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fantastic own goal from Zuniga. :bow:

[Master Splinter]

Carragher has cracked it. Maybe we aren't completely hopeless defensively after all.

Maybe it will go some way to helping every other cliche merchant realise it too, seeing as they all read from the same tired hymn sheet.

[LDG]

Maybe it will go some way to helping every other cliche merchant realise it too, seeing as they all read from the same tired hymn sheet.

They don't like it up 'em!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Weak spine. :bow:

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Maureen :haha:

Will.I.Am :haha:

Condom head :haha:

Fat frank :haha:

Wife shagger :haha:

Cashley :haha:

Psycho bob :haha:

Bafta award :haha:

What's the mata :haha:

Fire hazard :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Klopp GIF:

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/809704033.gif?1379532755

He is hilarious.

Milan v Celtic on now. What can you say but wow wow wow?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Muntari. :haha:

How?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Celtic had plenty of chances by the looks of it.

Own goal. :doh:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Killing Matata.

Buying a 74 year old Eto'o.

Ignoring Lukaku.

Playing Luiz back at CB.

It's as if he's "trying to put his own stamp on the team", just for the sake of it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messilona v Ajax on next.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Great freekick from Messi. Think Armstrong might be a bit generous saying he meant to hit in off the post.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Messi. :bow:

Out on his own for third top CL goalscorer now, 62.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Killing Matata.

Buying a 74 year old Eto'o.

Ignoring Lukaku.

Playing Luiz back at CB.

It's as if he's "trying to put his own stamp on the team", just for the sake of it.

It won't end here, we all know come the wekend, it will be all the Old Guard recalled for Fulham.

[Master Splinter]

They don't like it up 'em!

Ozil is a midget and exactly the same as Arteta, Ramsey and Wilshere.

[Master Splinter]

It won't end here, we all know come the wekend, it will be all the Old Guard recalled for Fulham.

Dids back on loan?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea up after the break, sure fire win I am told.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dids back on loan?

:( Please no.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I said this a lot last season but Federer FC do play very good football.

Oscar makes it 1-0. Basel. :rose:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

What an effort from Oscar there. :blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

SALAH! :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

STRELLER!! Chelsea. :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-2 FT. Mourinho. :lol:

[Syn]

They'll do them in Basel too. Great set-up they've got there. They've got also got a lot of money.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hopefully. Also would be good if Steaua Bucharest gift six points to everyone, if they lose to Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hulk's goal. :blink:

[Syn]

Behind on the Sky Sports highlights. Neymar's set-piece delivery is unbelievable.

[Rors]

Bloody hell Klopp :haha:

[Rors]

Zuniga :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zuniga tried to clear up his mess Roy Carroll style.

Also, just realised, three losses in a row for Mourinho. :haha:

[Rors]

And he doesn't know what 'egg on your face' means. :pal:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mourinho to become an MP and find out. :pray:

[Rors]

"We pick ourselves up now and go again". Don't you start Lennon...

[Rors]

Mourinho to become an MP and find out. :pray:

His maiden speech would be fun. Even more delusion there than Cleggy offered today..and that's sure saying something.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clegg. :lol:

I couldn't bring myself to watch their conference.

[Xhaka Can’t]

From my Facebook feed:


"Chelsea fans should be happy, they've made an ideal start to their defence of the Europa League."

:lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Mancini the new Galatasaray manager. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They will need more playa.

Tuesday, 1st October 2013

Group E
Basel v Schalke, 19:45
Steaua Bucharest v Chelsea, 19:45

Group F
Arsenal v Napoli, 19:45
Borussia Dotmund v Marseille, 19:45

Group G
Zenit St. Petersburg v Austria Vienna, 17:00
Porto v Atletico Madrid, 19:45

Group H
Ajax v Milan, 19:45
Celtic v Barcelona, 19:45.

Celtic v Barcelona is on ITV1, Chelsea on SS4. As we know, ours is on SS2, as is Zenit v Austria Vienna.

[GP]

ITV choose Celtic? :doh:

[PGFC]

:shrug: ITV terrible EPL fans

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zenit: Lodygin, Lombaerts, Hubocan, Smolnikov, Anyukov, Shatov, Faizulin, Witsel, Danny, Hulk, Kerzhakov

Austria Vienna: Lindner, Ortlechner, Ramsebner, Leovac, Suttner, Koch, Simkovic, Mader, Holland, Royer, Hosiner

[Munchies]

ITV used to show 2 games, now they're stuck with 1 ffs.

What a monopoly Sky got going, the fuckers.

Forgot Russian games were at 5pm,remember a game against Kiev when we lost? like 10 years ago straight after school :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Witsel sent off! :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Zenit 0-0 Austria Vienna, HT.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I read the other day, if France is anywhere to go by, ITV might not even have 1 game soon enough...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Celtic: Forster; Lustig, Ambrose, Van Dijk, Izaguirre; Matthews, Brown, Mulgrew, Samaras; Commons; Stokes.
Subs: Zaluska, Biton, Balde, Rogic, Pukki, Kayal, Forrest.

Barcelona team: Valdes, Alves, Bartra, Pique, Adriano, Sergio, Xavi, Iniesta, Neymar, Fabregas, Pedro.
Subs: Pinto, Montoya, Dos Santos, Song, Sergi Roberto, Alexis Sanchez, Tello.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Steaua: Tatarusanu, Szukala, Gardos, Filip, Tanase, Latovlevici, Georgievski, Stanciu, Piovaccari, Bourceanu, Popa.
Subs: Nita, Prepelita, Cristea, Tatu, Neagu, Varela, Kapetanos

Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, Ramires, Lampard, Torres, Mata, Oscar, Schurrle, Terry.
Subs: Schwarzer, Mikel, Ba, Willian, Cahill, Azpilicueta, Eto'o.

Based on how the Chelsea team has come out, the BBC couldn't be arsed to sort it out properly. Big Man up front. :bow:

Zenit 0-0 Austria Vienna, FT. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borussia Dortmund: Langerak, Durm, Hummels, Subotic, Großkreutz, Sahin, Bender, Reus, Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang, Lewandowski.

Marseille: Mandanda, Mendy, Mendes, N´Koulou, Fanni, Imbula, Romao, Ayew, Valbuena, Payet, Khalifa.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Torres off injured, Eto'o on. :lol:

[GP]

:lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Porto 1-0 Atleti, Jackson Martinez!

[GP]

Is he any good? Worth a bid?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Not really sure, I'll go with yes though.

Steaua Bucharest 0-1 Chelsea, Ramires.

Borussia Dortmund 1-0 Marseille, Lewandowski.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Steaua Bucharest 0-2 Chelsea, Georgievski OG.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc booked.