Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

Malaga have confirmed the signing of striker Roque Santa Cruz on a season-long loan from Manchester City. Stay with us for the full story.by Peter Fraser 7:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Bendtner

I love how he's pulled possibly his greatest trollface yet in the photo. So apt. All on tenterhooks and he delivers a 17-year old Macedonian goalkeeper. WUMger. :bow:

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Personally, I think it was worth the wait.

It is likely the cause of mass wrist-slashings across the world, however.

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Originally Posted by Charlie the Gooner

Essien to everton tbh.

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Sure.

If we get Fellaini.

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Originally Posted by RvPrick

"There is, however, no Michael Essien involved for Chelsea. Roberto Di Matteo admits to Sky Sports that he has been left out due to the possibility of him joining another club on a loan deal. He refuses to mention who exactly, but could he be staying in London?"

It's on.

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Brilliant comms work by Arsenal if this does happen: lower fan expectations to such a level that signing a rival's cast-off on loan is heralded as a major coup on deadline day.

We are really pathetic.

QPR striker Jay Bothroyd, who has joined Sheffield Wednesday on loan, tweets: "Thanks to the QPR fans that are wishing me luck."

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Originally Posted by RvPrick

Yes.

Exactly what we need.

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We need rubbish, injury-prone players?

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

Personally, I think it was worth the wait.

It is likely the cause of mass wrist-slashings across the world, however.

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Its like thinking your getting Gotze only to find you got Thomas Eisfeld.

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Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie

Funny i was thinking that myself, we obviously can't shift him (not without putting our backs out) so play him in the position he wants to be played in.

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Also just play Coq at Dm and move Arteta into the Diaby role.

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

We need rubbish, injury-prone players?

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Another one can't hurt surely?

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Originally Posted by Master Splinter

We need rubbish, injury-prone players?

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Keep him fit and he'll be brilliant for us. He's most likely being brought in to back up for Arteta anyway.

Would you rather we brought no one instead? I know what I'd want.