Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Olivier's xmas twist]

New signing:

Whar takes the piss is AW smiling like take this you fans.

[Dennis Bendtner]

I love how he's pulled possibly his greatest trollface yet in the photo. So apt. All on tenterhooks and he delivers a 17-year old Macedonian goalkeeper. WUMger.

[Joker]

According to the BBC Park was on £50K a week while at Arsenal. Understandable that Song was a bit miffed that he was earning only £5K more despite being an integral first team player.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Fat Fuck will save us.

Not a bad option for third striker.

Or winger.

Or playmaker.

Do not forget we have also Arshavin who can play there.

Is he back from Russia yet?

Charlie Adam joined stoke though.

[Joker]

World class WUM by Wenger, up there with the signings of Silvestre, Bischoff and Denilson.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

According to the BBC Park was on £50K a week while at Arsenal. Understandable that Song was a bit miffed that he was earning only £5K more despite being an integral first team player.

Song was on 50K too was he not.

[Static]

"There is, however, no Michael Essien involved for Chelsea. Roberto Di Matteo admits to Sky Sports that he has been left out due to the possibility of him joining another club on a loan deal. He refuses to mention who exactly, but could he be staying in London?"

It's on.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

World class WUM by Wenger, up there with the signings of Silvestre, Bischoff and Denilson.

Not really no, this guy is not a 1st teamer those guys were.

[Joker]

Song was on 50K too was he not.

Nah, apparently he was on £55K p/w.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

"There is, however, no Michael Essien involved for Chelsea. Roberto Di Matteo admits to Sky Sports that he has been left out due to the possibility of him joining another club on a loan deal. He refuses to mention who exactly, but could he be staying in London?"

It's on.

Essien to everton tbh.