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[Olivier's xmas twist]

Malaga have confirmed the signing of striker Roque Santa Cruz on a season-long loan from Manchester City. Stay with us for the full story.by Peter Fraser 7:34 PM

[Master Splinter]

I love how he's pulled possibly his greatest trollface yet in the photo. So apt. All on tenterhooks and he delivers a 17-year old Macedonian goalkeeper. WUMger.

Personally, I think it was worth the wait.

It is likely the cause of mass wrist-slashings across the world, however.

[Static]

Essien to everton tbh.

Sure.

If we get Fellaini.

[RomfordPele]

"There is, however, no Michael Essien involved for Chelsea. Roberto Di Matteo admits to Sky Sports that he has been left out due to the possibility of him joining another club on a loan deal. He refuses to mention who exactly, but could he be staying in London?"

It's on.

Brilliant comms work by Arsenal if this does happen: lower fan expectations to such a level that signing a rival's cast-off on loan is heralded as a major coup on deadline day.

We are really pathetic.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

QPR striker Jay Bothroyd, who has joined Sheffield Wednesday on loan, tweets: "Thanks to the QPR fans that are wishing me luck."

[Master Splinter]

Yes.

Exactly what we need.

We need rubbish, injury-prone players?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Personally, I think it was worth the wait.

It is likely the cause of mass wrist-slashings across the world, however.

Its like thinking your getting Gotze only to find you got Thomas Eisfeld.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Funny i was thinking that myself, we obviously can't shift him (not without putting our backs out) so play him in the position he wants to be played in.

Also just play Coq at Dm and move Arteta into the Diaby role.

[Marc Overmars]

We need rubbish, injury-prone players?

Another one can't hurt surely?

[Static]

We need rubbish, injury-prone players?

Keep him fit and he'll be brilliant for us. He's most likely being brought in to back up for Arteta anyway.

Would you rather we brought no one instead? I know what I'd want.