Rest of season predictions

[Flavs]

Ok so while things may look a little bleak at the moment, and I don’t just mean when you guys look in a mirror, where do you think le Arse will finish this season in the following? Other predictions are included to hopefully spark debate but will ultimately lead to a moaning session by the gloomongers™.

League position –
Champion’s league –
FA Cup –
League cup –
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? –
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? –
Most red cards –
Most assists –
Most infuriating –
Scapegoat –

[Boss]

League position – 7th
Champion’s league – Quarters
FA Cup – 5th Rd
League cup – Quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yes
Most red cards – Song
Most assists – Arteta
Most infuriating – Koscielny
Scapegoat – Song

[Flavs]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – first knock out round
FA Cup – Winner
League cup – Semi's
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – No
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – No
Most red cards – Kos
Most assists – Gervinho
Most infuriating – Walcott
Scapegoat – Kos

[Fats]

League position –8th
Champion’s league –First knockout
FA Cup –5th round
League cup –quarters
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? –Unfortunately yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? –No
Most red cards –Kos
Most assists –Arteta
Most infuriating –Arsene
Scapegoat – Pat Rice

[PGFC]

League position – 6th
Champion’s league – Semi finals
FA Cup – 3rd round
League cup – out tonight.
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Sell RVP, sicknote and Arshavinalaugh, buy Agbonlahor for £100 mill
Most red cards – Frimpong
Most assists – Arteta for us, Kos for the opposition.
Most infuriating – oh please, ask the impossible why don't ya? all of them.
Scapegoat – Eboue

[Flavs]

Scapegoat – Eboue

[LDG]

League position – 4th
Champion’s league – Group Stages
FA Cup – 3rd Round
League cup – Semi-Final
Will Arsene still be manager at end of season? – Yes
Will we buy or sell anyone in the January window? – Yes
Most red cards – Arsenal
Most assists – RVP
Most infuriating – Arsene Wenger
Scapegoat – Koscielny

[Injury Time]

EScaped goat – Eboue

Fixed...

[PGFC]

Scapegoat – Eboue

It's always his bloody fault, even more so now he's gone.

[Seaman's Ponytail]

Scapegoat – Kos

"Scapegoating is the practice of singling out any party for unmerited negative treatment or blame" - therefore Kos cannot be scapegoat. All blame he receives is thoroughly deserved and merited!