why can't mertesacker win ANY HEADERS

[Dicks and chicks]

he's so fucking tall. yet he always gets out jumped? such a joke.

[Dog Toffee]

Shut up.

[Letters]

Snappy comeback.

[Young Guns 11]

True though. How hasn't he scored from a corner/freekick with the amount we've had all season? Don't we get between 5 and 10 a game? that's like 100-200 "chances" in the prem alone. Not really good enough.

[Niall_Quinn]

True though. How hasn't he scored from a corner/freekick with the amount we've had all season? Don't we get between 5 and 10 a game? that's like 100-200 "chances" in the prem alone. Not really good enough.

He's easily our worst striker.

[Young Guns 11]

He's easily our worst striker.

For shizzle.

[-Xs-]

He's easily our worst striker.

Surely not worse than Chamakh?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

True though. How hasn't he scored from a corner/freekick with the amount we've had all season? Don't we get between 5 and 10 a game? that's like 100-200 "chances" in the prem alone. Not really good enough.

has he ever had a record of doing that though even in germany did he score from headers.

[Dicks and chicks]

Shut up.

Your Mum's so stupid she bought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

[Ollie the Optimist]

he's so fucking tall. yet he always gets out jumped? such a joke.

perhaps he is really andy carrol in disguise