This Weekend's Fixtures & Blackburn v Man Utd (31 Mar + 01/02 Apr).

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Ah cheers.

Something to look forward to. Hopefully Kenny just headbutts him.

They tend to show them only after the second game.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Carroll left the stadium before the game was over apparently.

Felt quite sorry for him, rubbish dive aside. Hard not to. Newcastle couldn't wait to take the money after all. And he's still a Barcode at heart.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Felt quite sorry for him, rubbish dive aside. Hard not to. Newcastle couldn't wait to take the money after all. And he's still a Barcode at heart.

He has probably gone to get pissed in his old haunts so I wouldn't feel too sorry for him.

[Rors]

Carroll "lost his balance" according to Kenny. In most other contexts, that would actually be believable...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carroll "lost his balance" according to Kenny. In most other contexts, that would actually be believable...

See JTL, I was right.

[Dennis Bendtner]

See JTL, I was right.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on then Swansea, fuck them up!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swanselona.

[Master Splinter]

Come on then Swansea, fuck them up!

And beat them at the football?

[Master Splinter]

VDV wide!