This Weekend's Fixtures & Everton v Newcastle (28/29/30 Sept).

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Quite little bit happy for MOTD to put on Utd first tonight. Then City. Then the bore draw.

And if she-ra goes to the big screen. I hope he highlights how shit he is in comparison to Giroud.

"look at him there.... look at his face.... alright he doesn't actually score.... but look at the determination..... alright he doesn't actually get to the ball"

[Marc Overmars]

Liverpool: WWWDL
Arsenal: WWWWW
Tottenham: WLWWD
Man City: LWWWL
Man United: LMFAO

[LDG]

Liverpool: WWWDL
Arsenal: WWWWW
Tottenham: WLWWD
Man City: LWWWL
Man United: LMFAO

Brilliant

[LDG]

"look at him there.... look at his face.... alright he doesn't actually score.... but look at the determination..... alright he doesn't actually get to the ball"

"He's big, he's tall....he's got height...he can head a ball...and look at him here...he jumps...and even though he doesn't get the ball, he's always looking to get it...even when the ball isn't anywhere near him..."

[Syn]

Here we go.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Danny Murphy and Roberto Di Martinez

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Murphy and Martinez in the studio. What a pub team offering.

[LDG]

No old boys

Typical.

All crying at home

Like Cripps.

[Marc Overmars]

Martinez and Murphy.

The old boys.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nani only had seventy billion years to decide on what to do there.