4th Place Trophy

[Özil's Panoramic View]

We will get 4th place without a doubt. We will manage to put together a streak of wins, possibly claiming the scalps of one or two of the big three. This will make those among us affected with amnesia, think we've turned the corner and AW is still a genius. There will be those among us though with some sense of awareness, who will see it for what it really is, just another false dawn.

The team will get back into character quickly enough though, agonisingly losing home and away games to pub teams, a few draws and the odd win every now and then.

I think that's quite enough for us to limp across the line in 4th place considering our competitiors.