Oh please. We've seen it over and over, even when the ball is dished up to Walcott or Giroud on a silver platter they fuck it up. Shite, the pair of them. Jack and Santi certainly had off days which didn't help but let's not single out the couple of players who have a bit of talent to apologise for the dickheads we have up top.

As for the defenders, Mertesacker is total, utter shit, he really is. Wherever he played before he came to us he must have had great support around him. The really frightening thing is Vermaelen is worse and as a captain he stinks. I defy any player to come into the team and try to get to grips with our suicidal defending. Maybe Moreal is shite, maybe he's not. But anyone is going to look shite in that back five. Who's our best defender, Gibbs? He's not even that good is he? It's a disaster zone back there.

It's weird because our defensive record is far from being the worst in the league. But it's the individual mistakes that kill us. Whether this is because the players are fundamentally no good or they are stretched to the limit and always bound to break due to terrible tactics is hard to pin down. Probably a mix of both. It's not just a new manager required, we need better players too.