Finished 3-1 btw, Rooney was simply world class, amazing, fabulous. BitWtbh. At least that's what the Daily van Gaal is reporting, in the little gaps between the wall to wall coverage of the genius manager who, whatever most people might think, is allegedly not a massive cunt. And neither is Rooney. Supposedly. (A genius I mean. Obviously he's a massive cunt, no dispute there).

So with Utd guaranteed to win everything this year, the race is on for second spot.