Quote Originally Posted by Master Splinter View Post
A match forged in the pig pen of the world's filthiest pub. Truly abysmal play all round.

Still, after going ahead, we had numerous chances to kill the game off. Cazorla should have had a hat-trick in the last ten minutes but he was utterly dreadful. Every break broke down with either a pitiful final ball or an embarrassing finish.

Sanchez . What a man.

Mannone .

Kevin Friend was scandalous. Book every Arsenal player for their first foul or book them for a collision. Book Sunderland players after numerous fouls and let a few of them off with clear reds.

Ospina, Koscielny, Debuchy and now Gibbs all dead. Bellerin and Hayden should get a lot of games.
Wrong. The correct match reaction is as follows.

*Sigh* don't know why I bothered watching the game. It was so boring and I knew it would be crap because we've been shit for ages. We were crap in the last match, awful in this match and we'll be boring in the next game. Even when we scored, I couldn't even smile. I get no pleasure from watching Arsenal play these days but I'll continue watching them and getting bored and writing about it on here so you too can get bored. Luckily somebody rang the doorbell during the game. It was only a jehovah's witness but spending 2 minutes at the door saved me from watching 2 minutes of watching Arsenal. *Sigh* xx