Our academy players are dead too. Hayden's just returned to training. And Gnabry is currently visiting Diaby in the phantom zone.

Basically, we need to start calling that dodgy Spanish doctor who turned Ronaldo, Messi and the Spanish national team into machines or else we'll be stuck in injury hell forever.

That, or advanced horse placenta.

If we click up front, we should win today. Podolski at least deserves this one chance to start I think. If we start poorly, it'll be another fruitless slog.