Some journos (sic) are starting to spin up the idea the mastermind, the supreme cheese, the numero uno behind all this was Arsenal and Stan. Could be.

So let's get things straight as they currently stand.

The PL, FIFA, UEFA, Man City and the Chavs are the heroes of this story.

The spuds, Utd and Liverpool were mislead into signing contracts they didn't understand.

And Arsenal and Trump are the villains behind the whole diabolical plot.

I'm also hearing Xhaka got a red card for this whole ESL bullshit thing.