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I remember you said something about Jenkinson being embarrassed to invite people to his place because he's got a poster of Van Persie about or summin. This is him at his parents' house:
Back in training (or close to), I believe. I would start him over Sagna. Had enough of Sagna's shitness going forward - people would be amazed at how much difference a good attacking fullback makes. When Sagna winds up for a cross, RVP might as well start running over to take the inevitable resulting corner.
Jenkos crossing is very good. . but would be better if we had more to aim at. . .Klose could have worked
Embarrassing twitter fight - Piers Morgan vs. Frimpong
Piers is, by far, the bigger twat. He's also fat. With the influence he somehow has, effectively telling RVP that we'd be nowhere without his goals and that he will leave if we don't get 4th is not the action of a gooner.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-17115011
What a cock jockeyNicklas Bendtner given driving ban for speeding at 103mph
Sunderland footballer Nicklas Bendtner has been banned from driving for 56 days and fined £660 after he was caught speeding in his Porsche.
The 23-year-old striker was clocked at 103mph on the Woolsington bypass, near Newcastle Airport, in December.
Newcastle magistrates were told he was on his way to the airport and was late for a flight.
The player, who is on loan from Arsenal, was not in court. He had earlier admitted speeding.
The Danish international striker was recorded doing 103.6mph for a distance of 0.137 miles by a police Vascar system installed in a patrol car.