The Arseblog Thread

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Arsenal play Sunderland tomorrow and under Martin O'Neill they've been about 61 times better than they were under Mrs Doubtfire. O'Neill, however, is one of the most annoying people in football with his voice and his face and his hair and his eyes and his limbs and his torso and extremities and his tracksuit pants. Obviously though this game isn't about how annoying Martin O'Neill is, not for Arsene Wenger and the Arsenal team anyway.

It's about making sure that we pick up where we left off against Blackburn. The likelihood of another seven goal haul is pretty slim but we have to come away from New Roker Park with three points tomorrow. I fancy United to beat Liverpool, Chelsea are going to lose about 5-0 to Everton while the combined ****ery of Newcastle and Sp*rs will hopefully open up a vortex to another dimension where everything looks normal but food eats you.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Combined cutlery. . .great way to describe those two teams

[Coney]

Combined cutlery. . .great way to describe those two teams

Is that a spoonerism?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Is that a spoonerism?

you should know!.....you cutlerist!

[Coney]

Fork off

[GP]

too spoon

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Fork off

I think we're getting our chopsticks crossed!

[Coney]

http://arseblog.com/2012/05/pat-rice...-arsecast-241/

And there are some lovely tributes from some of the players and staff across the years here. I particularly like Tomas Rosicky’s:

Hi Pat, I am very sad to see you go. Every morning I will miss that 10 minutes before training starts when you come into the dressing room and shout at us!

[Joker]

From his latest blog:

With all due respect to Alex Song and Theo Walcott I firmly believe Robin van Persie’s incredible run of form made them appear more creative than they really are.

What a load of BS. These two contributed 27 assists between them and he doesn't have a good word to say about either. Instead he's too busy waxing lyrical about Arteta, and although he was decent last season, didn't have the tangible impact that Song and Walcott had.

[Cripps_orig]

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