Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Cripps_orig]

Quality player though

[Coney]

Ashley Cole might be sold this summer

Time he came back home?

Next invincible to come back?

no thanks, hes a ****

Racist.

[Syn]

His credibility as a top defender was lost after Theo gave him the shits.

[Marc Overmars]

Always nice to see legends return, come home Ash.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

We should sign some Germans. Need some efficiency. And they wouldn't leave too because they're loyal to their leaders. Failing that, some hard-working japs? Or if we want some magic in midfield, an inscrutable chinaman.

Anyone in German national team is a good idea. . .should have been more serious about Ozill beforeeal joined the race. . .Goetze is going to be super expensive, Marin and Poldolski worth a punt. . .Reus has agreed to join BMright･ . .as for Japs, nobodyover here but Kagawa, he is good player

[Syn]

Anyone in German national team is a good idea. . .should have been more serious about Ozill beforeeal joined the race. . .Goetze is going to be super expensive, Marin and Poldolski worth a punt. . .Reus has agreed to join BMright･ . .as for Japs, nobodyover here but Kagawa, he is good player

We managed to sign the one player in the german NT that isn't the mutts nuts. WUMger. WUMger always says that he never looks at a player's passport. Nice morals. It would be nice if he at least discriminated against shot ability but y'know equal opportunities. I can understand that. Nice guy tbf. Doesn't work. My England is fuck all. Get a French-speaking core at the club and no wonder we surrender. Get Klopp in charge and let's see us crumble. Just read all this back and my word it's terrible. I can WUM better than this. Give me 5 mins.

[GP]

Syn's losing it

[LDG]

He's on the Krone again

[Japan Shaking All Over]

We managed to sign the one player in the german NT that isn't the mutts nuts. WUMger. WUMger always says that he never looks at a player's passport. Nice morals. It would be nice if he at least discriminated against shot ability but y'know equal opportunities. I can understand that. Nice guy tbf. Doesn't work. My England is fuck all. Get a French-speaking core at the club and no wonder we surrender. Get Klopp in charge and let's see us crumble. Just read all this back and my word it's terrible. I can WUM better than this. Give me 5 mins.

Yeah sorry Syn mate, got all excited about being quoted but second half of that you lost me. . .if you mean that AW packs the team with over paid vottle jobs then I think you are right, got a few kamikaze tho. . .Sir Ches, Kos, Jack, Oxo and RvP, just need a few more. . .Germans and Japs, funny that! Merts aint that bad tho!

[fakeyank]

Yeah sorry Syn mate, got all excited about being quoted but second half of that you lost me. . .if you mean that AW packs the team with over paid vottle jobs then I think you are right, got a few kamikaze tho. . .Sir Ches, Kos, Jack, Oxo and RvP, just need a few more. . .Germans and Japs, funny that! Merts aint that bad tho!

Are you Charlie in disguise?