Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Coney]

Podolski.

Hope he doesn't make the Euros now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lukas_Podolski

Lukas Josef Podolski (German pronunciation: [ˈluːkas poˈdɔlski]); born Łukasz Podolski IPA: [ˈwukaʂ poˈdɔlski]) on 4 June 1985)

Let me make a useless point of correction to the Wiki page. They screwed up the Polish pronunciation of his name. It is true that a basic 'L' in Polish is pronounced as we pronounce 'W'. However when it has an angled line through it (which Wiki have actually done, correctly) then that kind of 'L' is pronounced just as we would.

[GP]

Cool story bro

[Marc Overmars]

He is tailor made to play on the left of our front 3. There won't be any square pegs in round holes with him, he will fit in fine. Unlike say Arshavin who never got to grips with the fact he wasn't playing behind the striker. Arshavin out, Podolski in is good business.

Whether he will score 20 goals or whatever remains to be seen, the fact is it looks like we've signed a decent striker with a pedigree behind him at least. Hopefully the first of a few signings this summer.

Dempsey next plz.

[Fist of Lehmann]

...So Wookash is actually Lookash?

[GP]

Happy to have signed Poldo. He'll get on well with Gibbo, Jenko and Chambo.

[Power n Glory]

He is tailor made to play on the left of our front 3. There won't be any square pegs in round holes with him, he will fit in fine. Unlike say Arshavin who never got to grips with the fact he wasn't playing behind the striker. Arshavin out, Podolski in is good business.

Whether he will score 20 goals or whatever remains to be seen, the fact is it looks like we've signed a decent striker with a pedigree behind him at least. Hopefully the first of a few signings this summer.

Dempsey next plz.

I think he's either a replacement for Theo or RVP. I can't see him being on the bench and I doubt Wenger will ditch Gervinho, even though he should.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

WUMger.

Wait until the end of the last transfer window, start before this one has even begun.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lukas_Podolski



Let me make a useless point of correction to the Wiki page. They screwed up the Polish pronunciation of his name. It is true that a basic 'L' in Polish is pronounced as we pronounce 'W'. However when it has an angled line through it (which Wiki have actually done, correctly) then that kind of 'L' is pronounced just as we would.

Hmmmmmm. . . .thanks for that Coney?
bored by any chance. . .or did Wiki heat up some hidden Polak ancestry inside your (beer)belly

[Fist of Lehmann]

Tactically astute by Wenger there.
Doesn't want to get dicked like he did for Jones, Cazorla and/or Mata.

Gets in and out before anyone can react.
Arsene Ninjer

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Happy to have signed Poldo. He'll get on well with Gibbo, Jenko and Chambo.

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