This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (28/29/30 Apr/ 01/02 May).

[Niall_Quinn]

Whore a mile offsie but linesman waves in on. GK slips and whore mishits it into the net, 4-1

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Newcastle clear off the line.

Big Man header from a corner.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jordan and Allen, two classy dudes. Terry to 'Arry's Arthur. Good night for the england boss though, totally played off the pitch but four flukes later and they have a lead.

[Syn]

Oh this is an unmitigated disaster.

We might actually have to do some work now.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

10 minutes injury time at Stamford Bridge.

Far from over.

And Krul is booked.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Oh this is an unmitigated disaster.

We might actually have to do some work now.

and rightly so. Win against nowrich and hope for the best on sunday. City could get a point at barcodes but can't see Villa doing us a favour.

[Syn]

Win against nowrich and hope for the best on sunday.

I've got a better idea:

Win against the mighty Norwich and the mighty WBA so we don't have to give a fuck about how the others get on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chelsea.

Cisse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh now Ryo comes on. Well done Coyle.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I've got a better idea:

Win against the mighty Norwich and the mighty WBA so we don't have to give a fuck about how the others get on.

Yep its in our hands and its how we respond.