Fletcher has no friends.
Sky bods lamenting fletchers absence, they would ave won easily if that clog dancer had only been fit.
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Crowd with a rousing rendition of 10 Hombres went to mow.
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Ferdinand looks like he's lost a 5p piece, crawling over the pitch. Hopefully he has insurance.
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Rio and Smalling competing to see who is the most injured.
I'm beginning to think they're not going to do it.
Board goes up, 521 minutes injury time.
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Rafael.
Ah well they'll just have to aim for 0-12 against Sunderland. Should be easy enough.