It has nearly been 2 hours since the meeting started ffs.
As a great shit-eating racist once said: "We should open negotiations by writing YES on a chalkboard and walking away."
We need updates.
And we need them now.
Come on Gazidis.
And come on the comfort zone.
RVP - *sigh*
AW - Don't forget, we have also Alex Song who can play there. DO NOT FORGET
RVP - But Boss, we're shit. I've carried the team. We need quality additions.
AW - OK, you win. We have signed Jack Wilshire. He is quality, no?
RVP - We already own him though. He has been injured. He has been injured for twice as long as my longest injury.
AW - But if you think about it. He is like a new signing. Like you were a new signing before him.
RVP - Jesus fuck. You twatter. City are offering me money, and trophies. What exactly, are you offering me?
AW - As well you see.
RVP - What?
AW - Spirit?
RVP - *confused*
AW - Mental sffrengff.
RVP - You're mental.
AW - As well....
RVP - Fuck off.
IG - Have you renewed your season ticket yet Robin?
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
"Let him go, Song can play there"
Für eure Sicherheit
RVP - Jesus fuck. You twatter. City are offering me money, and trophies. What exactly, are you offering me?
AW - As well you see.
IG - Have you renewed your season ticket yet Robin?![]()