I reckon he might try and sell the players in a live tv auction, could be a great business opportunity.

'First up, we have Denilson, great little brazillian, can pass a thousand times a game - sideways. Ve vill start the bidding at £6m, do I hear seven?, seven??, anyone??? ok what about £5m?'
'Oh, we have Sandro Rosell on the phone, he says we should pay them to take him because they are so poor and we are so weak, Im sure we can work something out........next item is Bendtner....'

Could be great fun.