Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Other than him saying he wants to leave Holland and England or Spain are his likely destination

We need a right back. Hes a good player. Sagnas out for ages. Its a no brainer really.

And that is why Wenger wont go for him

if Sagna is out then I agree, quality like him should be brought in. Not sure bout price but cant be any more than Clichy. . .still not convinced bout Santos but I cant see us going for another LB

MVila
would like Kagawa as Hazard will be too much, Dempsey would suffice tho
Cover for Csfhjudscjvy
Your Rb suggestion
given up on Verronghen CB not needed (?)

[Niall_Quinn]

If we get Kalou, I'm going to fly out to Bangladesh and kick TEG in the vagina.

But my Isaacness has come back to me and I happen to know who we're going to get. It's a player from the French league. Arsene love him long time. Out of favour, injury-prone, extremely talented - i.e. a classic Wenger buy. I won't ruin the ending.

Gourcuff

[Syn]

If we get Kalou, I'm going to fly out to Bangladesh and kick TEG in the vagina.

But my Isaacness has come back to me and I happen to know who we're going to get. It's a player from the French league. Arsene love him long time. Out of favour, injury-prone, extremely talented - i.e. a classic Wenger buy. I won't ruin the ending.

Ohhh, Syn, you've got us hooked now! Who is it???

[Syn]

Damn slightly too late. NQ with a hole in one tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ohhh, Syn, you've got us hooked now! Who is it???

I'd just bitten and you blew it.

[Marc Overmars]

I don't see much difference between Kalou and Gervinho tbh.

Racist.

[KSE Comedy Club]

There are probably quite a few clapped out chavs we can get for free to inflate the wage bill. I'm more interested in the Hazard story, this could be great comedy. Can't wait to hear the agent throwing a fit when we offer £4mill.

Well the interesting thing is that his agent has said that they have agreed personal terms with all 4 clubs and there will be no higher bidding. So I guess that means weve matched the transfer fee at least, and now its up to the little scrote which club he chooses.

[Niall_Quinn]

Never been that impressed when I've seen him play, though this has mainly been at International level. But his injury profile is certainly something that might tempt us.

[Niall_Quinn]

Well the interesting thing is that his agent has said that they have agreed personal terms with all 4 clubs and there will be no higher bidding. So I guess that means weve matched the transfer fee at least, and now its up to the little scrote which club he chooses.

Can't believe they were willing to let him go for £4mill!

[Cripps_orig]

Well the interesting thing is that his agent has said that they have agreed personal terms with all 4 clubs and there will be no higher bidding. So I guess that means weve matched the transfer fee at least, and now its up to the little scrote which club he chooses.

So the 4 clubs rumoured are

Man City - Money galore, like winners of fuck know how many trophies over the next few years

Man Utd - Best manager in the business, one of the biggest clubs in the world

Chelsea - CL Winners

Arsenal - Um......

We're fucked