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BEEEEEP!
I'm sorry, I did not understand you.
If you want to see Arsenal v Manchester United, say 'Arsenal' after the tone.
If you want to see Fulham v Norwich, say 'Fulham' after the tone.
If you want to see QPR v Everton, say 'QPR' after the tone.
If you want to see Reading v Tottenham, say 'Reading' after the tone.
If you want to see Wigan v Aston Villa, say 'Wigan' after the tone.
If you would like to hear these options again, say 'yes' after the tone.
BEEEEEEP!
You have selected 'Barnet Odeon'.
If you would like to see The Arsenal Stadium Mystery, say 'Arsenal' after the tone.
If you would like to see Pirates of the Caribbean 7, say 'Pirates'after the tone.
If you would like to see Snow White and the Huntsman, say 'Snow' after the tone.
If you would like to see Men in Black 3, say 'Men' after the tone.
If you would like to hear these options again, say 'yes' after the tone.
BEEEEEP!
I'm sorry, I did not understand you. Would like to swear like fuck at 'Rick' from Bangalore?
If so, please stay on the line, otherwise throw your phone against the wall now.
For training purposes, your rant may be recorded and end up on Youtube.