Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

I'll raise you 3 years on the treatment table.

3? you're being too kind

[Özim]

3? you're being too kind

Trick is not to give away all your injuries too early.

[Marc Overmars]

Hopefully we can tie up M'Vila, then I think we're pretty much good to go, anyone else will probably be a bonus signing.

I'm hoping we can find buyers for Dennis Bendtner, Denilson, Fat Fuck, Chakma, Park etc. That would really be the cherry on top and represent a good turnover of players.

Net spend.

[Cripps_orig]

Giroud whilst an underwhelming signing is a signing that isnt a kid or French African so a step in the right direction

Wont play much if RVP stays/stays fit but lets see how he does in the ridiculously named Capital One Cup

[fakeyank]

If we tie up RVP, this will be one of the best transfer window for Arsenal in ages!!

[Cripps_orig]

We need more

Much more

A keeper, a right back for cover, could do with a CB as we only have 3 decent ones and a LB cos Gibbs nor Santos impress, an attacking midfielder cos we dont really have one.

[Niall_Quinn]

you'll be saying that with tongue in cheek but tbh its actually better for us. he now realises how it feels to have pressure on you and the fans/media being on your back constantly, which the dutch people have been during the euro's. if he moves away from us he'll have to experience that at a new club especially if it doesn't work out relatively quickly at the club. at arsenal he can go 10 games without scoring and we'll still cheer his name on. he feels at home with us. but if he leaves for another club then it could spell the end of his career as noone will be as loyal as we are. its a big risk to take.

having a bad tournament could work in our favour.

Or summarised, we supposedly offered £130K a week, City are supposedly offering £250K a week. That's over £6mill a year additional to make up for any booing that might arise from the glory hunters at the gypo camp. Two explanations for this sudden desire to recruit strikers, either RvP is gone or Stan is getting serious about what happens on the pitch. I'd guess the chances are 90% former, 1% latter, 9% something else entirely.

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah RVP has fucked up any chance of a move to a top club by playing like a Stoke City player in the Euros. In fact if someone is stupid enough to come in with a £30M bid, we should bite their hands off and use the money to strengthen the team in all areas, not just up front. He's on the decline now, and while he bailed us out last season by getting us into 3rd place, we can't be sentimental and should flog him if the right offer comes in.

Yep, of course he's fucked it up. 3 games in an unbalanced Dutch side is more than enough to conclude his last 50 games for Arsenal were mere flukes. I agree, he's rapidly gone downhill in the last few weeks. In fact he's a terrible player, awful. A pretender who has managed to con most people based solely on being top scorer in the PL and winning all the awards. There's only a few people here who weren't conned by his perpetual goalscoring antics. And even if RvP stays and continues to score goals at Arsenal it still doesn't mean he's a decent player. He'll have to put in a good few more seasons winning the golden boot before he deserves any credit from bitter little tossers who made themselves a laughing stock and are now desperately trying to vindicate themselves.

[Coney]

Moroccan shirt sales are even bigger business than the Japanese shirt sales that Park brought in.

Morrocan sales were very big in the 1970s as well, but it wasn't shirts.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Wont play much if RVP stays/stays fit but lets see how he does in the ridiculously named Capital One Cup

King of the COC.