season expectations

[Fist of Lehmann]

League: 3rd/4th if Chelsea implode
FA Cup: SF
Champions League: QF
Captial one cup: Finalist
best player: Santiago Cazorla González Inigo Montoya Prepare to Die
worst player: Chamakh
top goalscorer: Podolski
top assists: SCGIMP2D
most improved: Oxface-Chamberlain
player who didnt improve at all: Ramsey
unsung hero: Arteta
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Van Persie, by definition
goals scored: 88
goals conceded: 36
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: Whoever we sign next

[Asthmatic Kitty]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Quarters
Champions League: Semis
Captial one cup: Winnarrrs!
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Ramsey
top goalscorer: Giroud
top assists: Podolski
most improved: Gervinho
player who didnt improve at all: Ramsey
unsung hero: Sagna
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Podolski
goals scored: A lot
goals conceded: A lot
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: Mirallas (if we sign him)

[I_Killed_Kenny]

League: 3rd
FA Cup: Win
Champions League: Semifinals
Captial one cup: Semi finals
best player: Koscielny
worst player: gibbs
top goalscorer: Giroud
top assists: Walcott
most improved: Gervinho or santos
player who didnt improve at all: Ramsey
unsung hero: Sagna
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Podolski
goals scored: 80
goals conceded: 40
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: Diaby (he is like a new signing, til he gets crocked again)

[Xhaka Can’t]

Our defence won't be that bad surely.

League: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Winners
Captial one cup: Winners
best player: Cazorla
worst player: Bendtner
top goalscorer: Giroud
top assists: Cazorla
most improved: Gibbs
player who didnt improve at all: Bendtner
unsung hero: Gibbs
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Walcott
goals scored: Fuck ton
goals conceded: 7
best signing: Cazorla
worst signing: fucknose

[GP]

Our defence won't be that bad surely.

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

And don't call me Shirley.

[Syn]

League: 1st
FA Cup: Winners
Champions League: Quarters
Captial one cup: Semis
best player: Wilshere
worst player: Gervinho
top goalscorer: Walcott
top assists: Carthorla
most improved: Ramsey
player who didnt improve at all: Gervinho
unsung hero: Podolski
player most likely to have a van persie type season: Walcott
goals scored: 92
goals conceded: 39
best signing: Carthorla
worst signing: Modric

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

couldn't care less as long as the players play their hearts out every week and give it 100%

[KSE Comedy Club]

We drive an environmentally friendly sports saloon.