This Weekend's Fixtures & Two Others (18/19/20/22 Aug).

[Rors]

"They were everybody's second team". Think again Thommo..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

When's Michael Johnson appearing?

[Rors]

What the hell is a "kindergarden" Merse?

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Merson predicting doom for Spurs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

"He's got this in his locker" - well given you're showing clips of him, no shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Le Tiss didn't think Oscar was particularly great in the Olympics.

I can only assume he watched the final and that was it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Motty is at Upton Park.

Rors.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Allen will start for Liverpool apparently.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Reina, Johnson, Kelly, Agger, Skrtel, Lucas, Allen, Gerrard, Downing, Borini, Suarez.
Subs: Jones, Adam, Henderson, Shelvey, Carroll, Carragher, Cole.

Probably our strongest team right now, bar Enrique.

Foster; Reid, McAuley, Olsson, Ridgewell; Mulumbu, Yacob; Morrison; Gera, Long, Odemwingie.
Subs: Myhill, Jara-Reyes, Dawson, Lukaku, El Ghanassy, Brunt, Fortune.

I'll say 3-1. Suarez x2, Downing* and Long.

*And no, I'm not on drugs.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku loves benches.

I think I went for a draw here, dunno why, you often win at the Hawthornes.