Ole The Muppet and other Manc sh!t

[Keith]

Van Persie a great player when fit but if the figures are right - £24,000,000 and a contract that expires when he is 33 and will cost the club a total of £52,000,000. A total investment of £76,000,000?

Compared to Berbatov - £30,000,000 and £100k a week 4 year deal worth £21,000,000 - £51,000,000 for 48 goals so far, over a million a goal!

Going to be hard to get a similar return from the Van Persie investment.

[Harvey Specter]

That's true.

Though you need to factor in the enjoyment factor this has caused.

Priceless minus that big ass number you quoted equals Priceless.

[Marc Overmars]

[Cripps_orig]

Alexander Buttner is close to signing for Mancs

[Cripps_orig]

RVC

[Marc Overmars]

RVC.

Bigger flop than Veron.

[GP]

RvC

Still crying after seventeen years.

Uhuh.

4.

[Cripps_orig]

RVC, the new Forlan, Djemba Djemba, Kleberson, Bebe, Veron, Owen and Anderson?

[Marc Overmars]

Even worse.

The Mancs thought they got one over on us and we've had the last laugh.

[Jimmy Valmer]

Absolute shocking start to the league.