Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[AKBapologist]

NQ reminding me why he's on my ignore list...

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

Fucking what? I'm the most positive person on the forum, FFS! Happiness shines out of my anus, I'll have you know. Which bit did you think was negative?

too right NQ! me too can't find an iota of negativity with your posts.......what the hell are people talking about?

[Fats]

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

Laughing that shit up TBH

[Syn]

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

[selassie]

Do you reckon he's starting to look like an old lady rather than an old geezer? Maybe he's on the same hormone stuff Nasri is on, maybe Nasri is his supplier, maybe that's why he doesn't want him to go. Maybe his balls fell off in 2005, that would explain everything, in fact that's probably what happened and that's why he's turning into an old bird now. It makes sense. That's why he's waiting for his period to be over, because he can't concentrate on doing the deals and he's getting cranky in the meetings. This would also explain his policy of insisting toilet seats at the club are put down after use, and then there was his girly slide off the yacht. There's also his mothering instinct, he doesn't let anyone fuck with his boys and loves them even when they are naughty (or shit).

Or were you talking about Bendtner?

[Fist of Lehmann]

Bulldozer MrkII

What are you saying with that, blud?

[Boss]

Philippe Auclair on how Gervinho will fit in at Arsenal and about how Nasri may have burnt his bridges with us. He says Nasri's deal was wrapped up in March but some issues with agents meant that fucked up. Says there's no chance of him going to Italy.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/haw...idges-arsenal?

[LDG]

What are you saying with that, blud?

Bulldozer MrkI failed. Crashed. Burned.

JCB's were lying wrecked at the side of the road.

[Letters]

NQ reminding me why he's on my ignore list...

But...

[Fist of Lehmann]

Bulldozer MrkI failed. Crashed. Burned.

JCB's were lying wrecked at the side of the road.

You're being deliberately obfuscatory. You and your damn mindgames. >_>