Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Xhaka Can’t]

No.

It's turd, because a bunch of spastics still find it funny to say they've just seen Messi at S****horpe's training ground.

It is pointless.

It isn't funny.

It's a waste of time.

I hate deadline day, because it's full of people in the media performing a really bad patomime. Instead of "he's behind you!" it's "our sources understand!" and instead of "oh no he isn't!", it's "11 hours to the window SLAMS shut".

Just fuck off.

I bet they have some **** in the SS studio who has to stop an interview mid-sentence because some made up person is calling him on his mobile with some important info.

It is utterly cringeworthy.

It is TURD.

If there is a 'Post of the Year Award' at any point this year, I nominate this.

[Ralpheroo72]

Same old same old for the greedy board. When the fee comes through for Bendtner, they will have gotten the profit they desire every transfer window.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Dembele and Mountinho

Potentially Willian too.

Ah i see.

[Aaron Wilshere]

Painful seeing all those around us stengthening - I'd include Pool as well.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

He's a good player, was impressed by him in the Euros.

Deffo looked bid but so did fat fuck tbf.

[LDG]

This day just gets better.

Spuds feasibly will get Willian, Moutinho and Lloris.

So incomings of Sigurdsson, Ade, Vertonghem, Willian, Mountinho, Dembele

That's ambiton after losing Modric and VdV

What the hell are we playing at.

Dunno, but Arsene is on twitter right now.

@Vinger
Looked for top top top player, but none out there. Now looking for top top top top player.

@Vinger
Little bit loan.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Painful seeing all those around us stengthening - I'd include Pool as well.

Tbf pool need to i mean they were dire last season and i don't think they are that much stronger and with AVB in charge spudz will always be at an disadvantage lol. Then again we have wenger. City always would and UTD. Its only really chavs who have got much much stronger.

[I_Killed_Kenny]

1241:

French football expert Matt Spiro: "It would seem Paris Saint-Germain have some competition for the signature of Ajax right-back Gregory van der Wiel. According to French radio station RMC, both Arsenal and Newcastle are keen to sign the 24-year-old Dutch international too. The French club remain confident, however, having reportedly already agreed personal terms with Van der Wiel."

[Aaron Wilshere]

I would suggest Tottenham look stronger.

A disinterested Modric has gone - Dembele has joined, along with Sig who are proven, quality PL players.

Mountinho was one of the stand-out players at Euro 2012 (in my opinion) whilst Lloris (if he joins) is a top class keeper.

Add in Vertonghen, I believe they are stronger.

Liverpool have added Sahin, Allen and probably Dempsey, which again will make them a far more potent side.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Stoke City have completed the signing of Liverpool star Charlie Adam - www.stokecityfc.com p.twimg.com

As for Van der Wiel, probs go PSG tbh.

1239:

European football expert Andy Brassell: "News of two big names now set to stay put - Marca says that QPR new boy Esteban Granero will be the last departure from Real Madrid for now - meaning that both Ricardo Carvalho and Kaka are to stay. The former Chelsea defender had also been lined up for a move to Loftus Road, but isn't keen to uproot his family, who are very happy in the Spanish capital. Meanwhile both Kaka's wages and Madrid's fee demands - thought to be around the £20m mark - are still major stumbling blocks to an exit, even if Milan's interest is not completely dead."