Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chalobah has been loaned to Watford by Chelsea in order to evolve.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

There could be a hitch in Tottenham's bid to sign Joao Moutinho, with Sky Sports understanding there has been a problem in agreeing personal terms with the Porto midfielder.

Get the Cheque book out now Wenger.

[Niall_Quinn]

if theres any chance of getting him, we must go for it, 22 million+chamakh,ramsey,sqid, they'd bite our hands off,

You mean chop our hands off, for robbing them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Getting to the sign anyone, desperation stage now. But we could really do with somebody who can score goals. I have a hunch scoring goals will be important this season.

[Niall_Quinn]

Chalobah has been loaned to Watford by Chelsea in order to evolve.

Too much time with pond life like Terry - sounds like a humanitarian move.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Dharmesh's head is proper weird.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Even southampton could be buying that Gaston Ramirez.

[selassie]

Apparently we're in talks with the Chavs over Essien. Loan signing.

Unbelievable that we've resorted to picking up washed up crocks off our rivals. They must be laughing their heads off at us paying the wages of a player who is surplus to requirements.

[LDG]

Getting to the sign anyone, desperation stage now. But we could really do with somebody who can score goals. I have a hunch scoring goals will be important this season.

All kidding aside, this is the nuts n bolts for me.

I think we can get away without a "DM" as long as we stay diciplined (which we have looked thus far).

What we do need, is that sparkle up top. The magic player who turns a draw into a win. Fuck knows who that is (RVP cheeky bid??), but that's what we should be looking at.

[AKBapologist]

Llorente