This Weekend's Fixtures (06/07 Oct).

[Master Splinter]

When Stoke have six yellow cards, you know that means they really deserved eleven yellows and three reds.

It says they had 52% possession on the BBC website. Surely this can't be in the same galaxy as the truth?

Anyway, Liverpool .

Fortress Anfield .

Rodgers' Revolution .

Suarez's diving has negated his next thirty genuine appeals for a pelanty. What an imbecile.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I know it's a fashionable GWism, but Stoke are genuinely despicable.

Completely and utterly devoid of any talent or technical ability.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Dear god, how hasn't that gone in?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Brilliant work by De Gea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ba heads wide. Should score.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kagawa off, Valencia on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cleverley unsurprisingly belts it way over.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Harper saves from Rooney.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ben Arfa strikes it firmly but wide.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ferguson off, Anita on.

Cisse off, Shola Ameobi on.